Poor, Poor Batman

[Weevil]

Where are all the Batman songs? There's lots about Superman but none about the Caped Crusader(Or is that Supes? Damn wife made me leave my comics in the Frathouse)

I always thought Batman was the more interesting character. All creepy and stuff.

 

[amelia]

that's true...

batman is more interesting...he's got that nice edge to him..plus he didn't come from some freaky planet...and his outfit is way sexier...maybe i'll write a song about batman....oh wait..i have absolutely no musical talent!!!! damn...i was so motivated...

 

[phrodeau]

Bats are creepy; bats are scary;
Bats do not seem sanitary;
Bats in dismal caves keep cozy;
Bats remind us of Lugosi;
Bats have webby wings that fold up;
Bats from ceilings hang down rolled up;
Bats when flying undismayed are;
Bats are careful; bats use radar;
Bats at nighttime at their best are;
Bats by Batman unimpressed are!

---Frank Jacobs, "Mad For Better or Verse".