Aquila
Monkey God
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2002
- Posts
- 6,687
On Women
1. There is nothing as good as a woman laughing
2. There is nothing as heartbreaking as a woman crying
3. There is nothing as terriffying as a woman pissed.
4. There is nothing faster in the universe than a fat man, being chased by a pissed off woman. Fat guys: Defying the laws of physics to save our fat asses since the dawn of time
On Cars
1. Never fuck on a car hood, it sounds fun but it puts dents everywhere.
2. The gear shift is not designed for sexual pleasure, and its funny to watch someone try to use it as such.
3. Motor oil is not body oil
4. New car smell is great, just been fucked in car smell is best.
On Masturbation
1. Masturbation at the computer isn't as fun if you slam your dick into the desk.
2. Duct tape or any other kind of powerfull adhesive strip should never be applied to testicles.
3. Vacuseal bags do not make good spooj rags.
4. India Ink does not make a good masturbation lubricant
1. There is nothing as good as a woman laughing
2. There is nothing as heartbreaking as a woman crying
3. There is nothing as terriffying as a woman pissed.
4. There is nothing faster in the universe than a fat man, being chased by a pissed off woman. Fat guys: Defying the laws of physics to save our fat asses since the dawn of time
On Cars
1. Never fuck on a car hood, it sounds fun but it puts dents everywhere.
2. The gear shift is not designed for sexual pleasure, and its funny to watch someone try to use it as such.
3. Motor oil is not body oil
4. New car smell is great, just been fucked in car smell is best.
On Masturbation
1. Masturbation at the computer isn't as fun if you slam your dick into the desk.
2. Duct tape or any other kind of powerfull adhesive strip should never be applied to testicles.
3. Vacuseal bags do not make good spooj rags.
4. India Ink does not make a good masturbation lubricant
