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Pmann's thoughts on Lit and High School Stereotypes

DarkSimian said:
I can't wait for the John Hughes movie version of this thread to come out...
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Lit High School Musical

Cast of characters (these are light hearted, don't get your knickers in a knot if I'm a dick or I forget you. Just post and I'll figure out who plays you.) Listed alphabetically. Except for my name, because, fuck you.

Lord Pmann played by Paul Rudd. Am I that dreamy? No. But I'm that charming.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTY4NTEwNDg1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODMwMDA0ODE@._V1_.jpg

AlwaysAway played by Alison Brie

https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTQ3MzQ2NDc0Nzc3MTkyNDA1/alison-brie-hot-100.jpg

AlwaysFara played by Lucifer

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/6/6f/Schoolgirl-satan.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/310?cb=20190420090347

Dark Simian played by Steve Buschemi

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/39/21/97/392197e234070d918004060ad5d9b13c.jpg

IndieSoul played by Alyson Hannigan

https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/alyson-hannigan-2.jpg?w=630&h=383&crop=1

Jersey Jade played by Snooki

https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--GQ-Xs-mc--/t_xlarge_p/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1364526031/snooki-drunk.jpg

PLP played by Leslie Knope

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXbmkkymkTRrrhMeqURjR7qq2ODj9SYvaOKzn4K8v8BK2nvxf_8g

SexyBritches69 played by Julie Bowen

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/84578398.jpg

Suzanne by Jaime Pressley (because she wants to be a slutty blonde cheerleader)

http://www.phase9.tv/wp-content/gallery/not-another-teen-movie/01.jpg

Ydahecnot played by Gallagher

http://media.mlive.com/chronicle/entertainment_impact/photo/9960488-large.jpg
 
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Optimistic community organizer? Accurate! I approve.
Now to cast my Ben Wyatt <waggles eyebrows>
 
Lord Pmann said:
So we all know Lit is like high school. There are all kinds of characters here. Here are my observations, which are very astute.

Feel free to add characters as you like!

The characters:

The Collectors- these are the posters who just wanna fuck everyone and everything. If someone has a high pedigree or seems cool, they'll want that notch on their bedpost. This could be guys or girls.

The Basement Dwellers- They lurk. They may have zero posts, despite being here 15 years. They save every face pic of every girl and categorize them in folders. Then they masturbate to them. Maybe on them. If you are lucky, you'll get a PM with their cum on your printed face. Be kind and say thank you.

The Mean Girls (aka Regina George)- They're cunty little twats who pretend to be kind but are really just bitches. This is pretty much a female stereotype. They're so not fetch.

The Nice Guys (aka white knights)- These chaps comment on every girly photo and tell them how pretty they are. They defend their honour when someone besmirches the name of any female lister. Doesn't matter who. But they get no love. None. They may have a Basement Dweller alt.

The Drama Club- They denounce drama on the regular, but they flock to it like flies to shit. Issues may include someone PMing their guy/gal, someone commenting on their guy/gal's pic, someone quoting their guy/gal, etc. I find that the female Bards tend to air their grievances in public with the most cryptic of postings and passive aggressive styles. The male versions tend to do this via PM. And, rather than attacking the competition, they tell their bitches to get in line and stop posting their tits. Think of it like a Lit pimp backhand.

The Instigators- Usually charming and sophisticated, these people sit back quietly and fan the drama flames of others, often whilst masturbating or sticking their dicks into whatever hole is near their computer. I belong to this group. Think of the kid always yelling "fight" when an argument breaks out.

The Players- Sort of like Collectors, but worse. These people prey upon the hearts of the people here. Think that lovable Des or whatever his tea sipping ass was called. Their form of manipulation goes deep and to the core.

The Jocks- The meatheads who have dick measurements higher than their IQs or number of books read.

The Second Chancers- Usually women, but sometimes men, they likely had shitty high school experiences. Maybe because they were nerds or dorks or had a smelly vagina. But they come here, post some tits and it's like they're the cheerleader in high school again.

Who have I missed?!
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The free agents: those with the ability to get along with all groups. Getting invited to the good parties yet able to get high with the drama kids. Aka me, pretty much still is. I just wish I had been more slutty.
 
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AbsintheFather played by Sam Elliot

http://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto,w_728/v1555462496/shape/mentalfloss/559171-universal_pictures_home_ent.jpg?itok=S92jpAvZ

Gentold played by a steaming pile of shit

https://cdn.thedailymash.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/20190309174357/hdung1.jpg

JennyNo1 played by Racquel Welch

https://imgc.artprintimages.com/img/print/raquel-welch-1960s_u-l-p6s3aa0.jpg?h=550&w=550

Lurkingguy1978 played by Eric Cartman

http://2.images.southparkstudios.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-10/1008/south-park-s10e08c08-preparing-for-battle-16x9.jpg?quality=0.8

NevynBlack by Edward Scissorhands

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/edward-scissorhands-johnny-depp-180819_1051_1470.jpg

SadieAnne played by Emma Watson

https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_auto,fl_progressive,q_auto,c_fit,w_1100/exanxd7oejcfziewjlus

SassySheDevil by Tila Tequila

https://media.tenor.com/images/6210e3abf8b1c7ad0fe7df3cb6257481/tenor.png

Taegul played by Emilio Estevez

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thebreakfastclub/images/b/b9/Ac.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110815171026

UgliestSon played by Jared Fogle

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2015/08/jared-fogle-wife-files-for-divorce.jpg

WildHoney66 played by Kate Gosselin

https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Lagquz_y--/t_full/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1364526719/hot-kate-gosselin-pic.jpg
 
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Cartman was hurtful...he's MUCH more of a dick than me, wven though we're shaped similarly.

Propose Sheldon Cooper. That's closer.
 
ShyNaughtyGirl said:
I wandered off!!


There are worse people to be, she used to be cute and can sing pretty when she wants to...I’ll take it 😁
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She can sing. She does a version of Jolene that’s class. And I won’t lie, Wrecking Ball isn’t the worst song in the world. She’s a weirdo though. I’m about to watch her on Black Mirror though. She better not suck up that show.

lurkingguy1978 said:
Cartman was hurtful...he's MUCH more of a dick than me, wven though we're shaped similarly.

Propose Sheldon Cooper. That's closer.
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Nope. Cartman it is. I’ll never suggest anything about Big Bang Theory (other than its immediate cancellation). People think, because of my occupation, that I would like that show. I do not. That and Family Guy. I’m not saying they are terrible shows. They are. But that’s not what I’m getting at. I don’t know why people would think those two shows are my type of humour.

JennyNo1 said:
One of the sexiest women of all time? I'm definitely happy with that! Though I'm not sure how she'd fit into high school....the hot teacher who gives all the jocks detention maybe? :D
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Teacher. Principal. Mother waiting outside but peering at the high school boys. Any of those.
 
Lord Pmann said:
She can sing. She does a version of Jolene that’s class. And I won’t lie, Wrecking Ball isn’t the worst song in the world. She’s a weirdo though. I’m about to watch her on Black Mirror though. She better not suck up that show.
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Speaking of singing... Snooki CAN'T sing.. so therefore you need to recast the person who is supposed to play me. Geez... and you call yourself a casting director. :rolleyes::D
 
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