Pmann's thoughts on Lit and High School Stereotypes

[JerseyJade]

This is high school. Absolutely. School is in session. Pick your group and where you'll eat lunch. I'll be eating at the cool kids table. But I'll be by myself, because none of you all are cool enough to hang.

The only people who are sitting at the cool kids table is SB and I.. and I don't recall either of us inviting you to sit with us. Go find another table, dork!

Just kidding. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

If I would have said what I really wanted to say to him, I would have been sent to the principal's office.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Despite all the pics of naughty bits available (particularly on Lit), ahead of all the cute kittens , loyal dogs and heroic images, this short passage from Lord Pmann wins the internet today.


Quote: Dude, you're the most goth hearted guy ever! Imagine if a Radiohead song fucked an Edgar Allen Poe story... That's you

 

[Richard_C]

Sex Ed on the first day of school? You would be the only one in class, if that is the teaching environment you need.

She’s the teacher!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

A couple of other things to address...

Nerds: I can't tell you how often this word is thrown about incorrectly. I feel like nerds are smart. But I see a lot of people calling themselves nerdy, but couldn't multiple 5x6. These are usually girls. And no, that's not me saying that because girls are bad at math. They are. But that's not what I'm saying. The conversation usually goes.

Psuedo Nerd:
OMG I am just so totally nerdy because I like Harry Potter and I'm a total nerd. Real intellectual like and all.

Pmann:
What's 5x6?

Psuedo Nerd:
Oh you're silly. You can't do that; those are two totally different numbers!

Pmann:


That's basically just a dork. Or maybe a geek. Just because you like lame stuff doesn't mean you're a nerd. It just makes you lame. Stop trying to identify as smart.


The Intimidators: This group seems mysterious and they are pretty authoritative. They seem to scare people for whatever reason.

The Desperados: These are the people who just do anything to get attention from the opposite sex. Sometimes they'll virtually pee on their object of affection. Or they'll be snarky towards other potential suitors. These people are often on the welcome committee.

The Sheeple: No original thoughts. They need questions in order to post something meaningful. No good at banter. May be nice. May be turds.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The only people who are sitting at the cool kids table is SB and I.. and I don't recall either of us inviting you to sit with us. Go find another table, dork!



If I would have said what I really wanted to say to him, I would have been sent to the principal's office.

Uh, I always sat at the cool kids' table by myself. Sometimes with the lunch lady.

You should've said what you wanted to say! I wanna hear it.

 

[ydahecnot]

~ shakes head and chuckles ~

As long as one person got it...

 

[JerseyJade]

Phew!! Glad I’ve been smart enough to call myself a dork and not a nerd, that would have been embarrassing if I had been asked to do maths!


Can I just bounce around all the groups? I do so desperately want to make friends

You can sit with us at the cool kids table, Shy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Phew!! Glad I’ve been smart enough to call myself a dork and not a nerd, that would have been embarrassing if I had been asked to do maths!


Can I just bounce around all the groups? I do so desperately want to make friends

You can bounce around. Sure. But you're going to have to post pics if you wanna make friends!

You can sit with us at the cool kids table, Shy.

The lunch lady and I say fuck off.

 

[JerseyJade]

The lunch lady and I say fuck off.

I'm not afraid of you OR the lunch lady, pimple face!

I have a boyfriend and he's going to beat you up in the playground later! Ha Ha!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Remember the girls that got a BF and you never heard from them again until they broke up?
Yeah, me neither.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

The nerdy science club geeks in the corner approve of this listing as an appropriate cataloging of data.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Wow, this really took off. I'm gonna have to go back and read it all now...



This is the most accurate and hilarious thing I have ever read. Golf clap to you, sir.

Jesus! Glad to know what everybody thinks of me finally. I'll be in my basement, painting my nails black and listening to Evanescence on repeat. Later I will attempt to cast a curse on Pmann.

 

[TheSilverLining]

A couple of other things to address...

Nerds: I can't tell you how often this word is thrown about incorrectly. I feel like nerds are smart. But I see a lot of people calling themselves nerdy, but couldn't multiple 5x6. These are usually girls. And no, that's not me saying that because girls are bad at math. They are. But that's not what I'm saying. The conversation usually goes.

Psuedo Nerd:
OMG I am just so totally nerdy because I like Harry Potter and I'm a total nerd. Real intellectual like and all.

Pmann:
What's 5x6?

Psuedo Nerd:
Oh you're silly. You can't do that; those are two totally different numbers!

Pmann:


That's basically just a dork. Or maybe a geek. Just because you like lame stuff doesn't mean you're a nerd. It just makes you lame. Stop trying to identify as smart. [/snip]

You need to raise your standards.

 

[JennyNo1]

Yes!!!


*sprints over to the cool kids table, pushing my glasses up as I sit down and try not to look awkward*

Ah, how things have changed over the years. I remember a time when it was more fun not to be cool.... http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=35080798&postcount=1

 

[JennyNo1]

Omg the not so cool club!!!!

Hahaha can we still have that as one of the groups!? I miss my sig sticker

That was the most fun clique I've ever been in!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Jesus! Glad to know what everybody thinks of me finally. I'll be in my basement, painting my nails black and listening to Evanescence on repeat. Later I will attempt to cast a curse on Pmann.

If you think you're the first person to try to voodoo doll me, think again. How do you think my dick got to be this size and shape?

You need to raise your standards.

I forgot about the hermits.

Ah, how things have changed over the years. I remember a time when it was more fun not to be cool.... http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=35080798&postcount=1

I should add kids who complain about not being cool.

Baaaaa!

I see what you did there. Ass.

You should appreciate that.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Has this been covered yet?

The Gender Fluid: you know, the sex-crazed dude who poses as a sex-crazed dudette. ( I hope this post is pc! )

 

[Lord Pmann]

Has this been covered yet?

The Gender Fluid: you know, the sex-crazed dude who poses as a sex-crazed dudette. ( I hope this post is pc! )

Those are always great. But hey, stop being a bigot! You are to accept them as they choose to identify. And celebrate it!!!

I always like how obvious it is. I mean, I've said it before, but women don't enjoy sex. That's my experience. So any woman claiming to is just a man.

 

[Miles Long]

After reading through this thread, I have to ask: what the fuck kind of weird-ass high schools did you all go to?

 

[Sexybritches69]

After reading through this thread, I have to ask: what the fuck kind of weird-ass high schools did you all go to?

I went to Catholic high school.

 

[Miles Long]

I went to Catholic high school.

That explains so much.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I went to Catholic high school.

I went for the 4th & 5th grades. They threw me out.

 

[Sexybritches69]

That explains so much.

I went for the 4th & 5th grades. They threw me out.

I’m not even Catholic.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I’m not even Catholic.

Well good. That means you are free of guilt then.

 

[JennyNo1]

I should add kids who complain about not being cool.

Nah, we flew that uncool flag proudly!