PrettyLilPussy19
🦇 Morticia 🦇
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The fact that I know exactly which categor(ies) I fall into tells me everything I know about why I keep leaving here.
Shh.... sit down and play nice. We like you here.
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The fact that I know exactly which categor(ies) I fall into tells me everything I know about why I keep leaving here.
I like it better than Pulpy
Pulpy rolls off the tongue better...
Plip sounds like a drop of wetness into a puddle.
On second thought...
Good girls - only talk about "appropriate" things and make you wonder wtf they are doing on Lit
I don’t fit into any of these categories and I’m sad.
The fact that I know exactly which categor(ies) I fall into tells me everything I know about why I keep leaving here.
I've only ever met filthy mouthed whores here.
Hmmmm. Maybe you can work on that. Perhaps talk about how shy you are, but start a pic thread and post your vagina everywhere. Or maybe you could go another way and complain continuously about not being in any of these groups. Then you could join the goth groups. Or, you could think outside the box and print out some dude's face and cum on his pic. That might be a Lit first.
This reminds me of another category....
The Yo-Yos: They get their knickers in a knot over this or that. Then they say they have to leave. They make a post about it. Everyone kisses their vagina and begs them to stay. Then they leave for like 24 minutes. They come back and start posting their face again.
Boy you better sit down and pluck a grey hair or two. I’m not shy, and I don’t post my vagina. And I don’t complain, openly anyway. And that tribute picture is forever engraved in my head in the worst way, so you take that back!!
The Readers: Girls who are only here to read stories.
The Honeypotters: Girls who lay traps for their unsuspecting guys by posting their faces. This is a very sly play but only works on fools.
I'm trying to help you make a name for yourself. That tribute pic would do it.
Or, you could think outside the box and print out some dude's face and cum on his pic. That might be a Lit first.
No. Pee.
No tribute pics please. Gosh... The audacity. You only cum onto the pic of someone you love. I guess I was just raised properly.
Another one...
Psuedo Lesbians: They’re not real lezzies, but they pretend. They talk about all kind of lezzy stuff. But they’d never act on it. Maybe it gets boys’ attention.
Another one...
Psuedo Lesbians: They’re not real lezzies, but they pretend. They talk about all kind of lezzy stuff. But they’d never act on it. Maybe it gets boys’ attention.
Who cares?![]()
I’m too old for that. Those are the 30-somethings.
But I see that it did, anyway.![]()
Nope. Not my thing. While I’m not saying I’ve never watched lesbian stuff, it’s not my thing. I like to pretend to be there. And while I may have tucked my dick just one or two dozen times, it’s hard to imagine myself with a vagina. Like, my own vagina. I imagine myself with a vagina all the time. Maybe one day.
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