** Please Help **

[MathGirl]

I don't know why or how, but the latest DurtGurl epic, "Patty & the Teacher - Part 3" has five votes. All "5". That's astounding. If the drivel got five more high votes, they would have to put it at the top of the All Time List. At least until it got voted back to where it belongs.

It would be fun to see it on top for just a moment.

If you have a second, please go to

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=91648

and give it a "5". I'm not suggesting that you read it, though.

MG, DG's amanuensis

 

[Just-Legal]

*rates five pissing herself laughing as she does so*

MG/DG... That was soooo gooooood

ROFL...

 

[oggbashan]

DG is ... almost unprintable

Been there, done that.

Read and voted, that is.

Another masterpiece.

Og

 

[TheEarl]

Superb effort.

The Earl

 

[MathGirl]

Thanks for your support

Hey, wer're up to eight votes now, still a perfect "5". Keep them there votes pourin' in.
DG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Okay. I gave it a "5" for the simple reason that the following line deserves literary immortality:

There were "plopp" and "kerfloop" sounds as the men withdrew their huge black cocks from the gapping orifices of the English teacher.

Words are too stupid to express my thanks for that line.

 

[pop_54]

OK

No sooner said than done.

I must agree with Sarah, maybe the story is a bloody piss take, but there are some epic lines and phrases in there that should go down in history.

pops....................

 

[Guest]

I'm still chuckling from when I read it earlier.

Yep. Gave it a 5!

You go, DurtGurl!!!

 

[MathGirl]

Thank you

"Patty - 3" is now in the top all-time 200 with 12 votes and a 4.80 average. It will undoubtedly plummet soon, but at least we got it into that heady company for a moment.

Thank you

 

[Svenskaflicka]

J-Le, your sig line collage looks great!

 

[The_old_man]

Just had to give you a 5. To deliberately put that many clichés together and make it work is worth the 5.

 

[sexylilmissie]

that was sooooo corny!! but funny too. you get......a 5

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Been there! Done that! Brilliant!

 

[snooper]

I gave it a 5 for the originality of the marketing ploy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I don't know why or how, but the latest DurtGurl epic, "Patty & the Teacher - Part 3" has five votes. All "5". That's astounding. If the drivel got five more high votes, they would have to put it at the top of the All Time List. At least until it got voted back to where it belongs.

I do my best at writing really good stories, and only get 4's. You create the worst thing you can think of, and get all 5's.

I see where I have errored, and I will make amends...

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: ** Please Help **

I do my best at writing really good stories, and only get 4's. You create the worst thing you can think of, and get all 5's.

Dear Svenska,
Shit floats. What more can I say?
MG