Pissing Contest

[Mia62]

C'mon, boys...and there are many of you around here...keep it confined to one thread so it is easier to keep track of.

I am enjoying the comraderie developing between Expertise and Lancecastor...throw in a bit of ProblemChild...DCL on a good day...ohhh, and some Purple Haze.

NOW we will have a good contest.

 

[Expertise]

Don't get used to it. I see it as wrestling in the mud with a pig. The pig likes it and you just get dirty.

Of course.....

There is always the plesent prospect of bacon

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

With Lance you're more likely to get ham.

 

[Mia62]

But I am enjoying it.

Finally, someone who can almost keep up with Lance.

Don't stop now.

 

[Guest]

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[Mia62]

Mm...I love black forest ham...honey ham is pretty good too.

 

[Expertise]

But I am enjoying it.

Finally, someone who can almost keep up with Lance.

Don't stop now.

Almost..... ???????

Wow, do you ever not know me.

 

[Lancecastor]

With Lance you're more likely to get ham.

Sayeth the Big Cheese.

 

[Mia62]

Almost..... ???????

Wow, do you ever not know me.

heh

So show me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Finally, someone who can almost keep up with Lance.

Are you kidding?

 

[Lancecastor]

Are you kidding?

Agreed; It's not possible.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sayeth the Big Cheese.

Mayore McCheese is made out of cow you idiot. And I'm pretty sure that photo is a fake.

 

[April]

I have every confidence in Ex. He can trump Lanciepants without even trying.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Finally, someone who can almost keep up with Lance.

granted, Lance like always wins when the elders go into full denture assault mode, but this Expertise is making him look like Barney Fife.

 

[Mia62]

The thing is...

I love watching a pissing contest between men who can keep up with each other without going all bitchy like women do.

*munches popcorn*

 

[Expertise]

Me thinks that was not his thought

By the way, exactly how long do you have to stay cooped up in a Journeys End to get that kind of a tan??????

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

 

[Mia62]

I have every confidence in Ex. He can trump Lanciepants without even trying.

Should we be making side bets??

 

[Cleopatra]

heh

So show me.

Yeah - what Mia said. I'm bored.

 

[Killswitch]

granted, Lance like always wins when the elders go into full denture assault mode, but this Expertise is making him look like Barney Fife.

How ironic you mention another television character there June.


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[Lancecastor]

I'm continually amazed out how it takes 6 of you, bare minimum, to even have a shot at keeping up with me.

Why do you keep trying?

Curiously

Lance

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Says the popularity fag hag.

 

[Expertise]

I'm continually amazed out how it takes 6 of you, bare minimum, to even have a shot at keeping up with me.

Why do you keep trying?

Curiously

Lance

Gee big fella' you are the "Master of the snappy come back" aren't you.

Pay attention and respond faster, you're beginning to bore me

 

[Mia62]

Hmm...good question...

I was gonna go take a shower while this was just starting...but maybe I will wait a minute or two.

*waits for the response*

 

[Expertise]

PS

About the anemia thing .... what gives?