Pissing Contest

[Mia62]

Says the popularity fag hag.

Hmm...I am almost afraid to ask which one you consider me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Is this now a Bratcat thread?

 

[Lancecastor]

Is this now a Bratcat thread?

All the best comedy comes from Canada. Discuss.

 

[Mia62]

Gawd, I hope not.

 

[Angel]

 

[plasticman33]

All the best comedy comes from Canada. Discuss.

I know, frightening isn't it! Must have something to do with those long, cold and lonely winters nights.

 

[Mia62]

Hey Angel...how is California today? If I could add about 20C to the temperature outside it would be just like California without the smog.

 

[Lancecastor]

Well, they all pissed off fairly quickly....next 6!

 

[Killswitch]

Well, they all pissed off fairly quickly....next 6!

They were told by their bosses to get some work done, or get the fuck out.


lol

 

[Lancecastor]

They were told by their bosses to get some work done, or get the fuck out.


lol

Lightweights.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Well, they all pissed off fairly quickly....next 6!

I'm so sorry that I hate smilies -- I could really use that rolling eyes thingy right about now.

 

[Expertise]

Ah the burden of gainful employment.....

You should try it sometime Lance. There is more to life than lving in your parents basement

 

[Expertise]

C'mon genius...... witty reparte'.

You couldn't carry my skates you dolt

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Lance can't understand why he's not Queen of Literotica yet. I think he was hoping a for a few more hanging chads.

So, where you been Expertise?

 

[Lasher]

Lance can't understand why he's not Queen of Literotica yet.

I told him not to buy that tiara.

 

[Expertise]

Define your time frame and I can answer more accurately.

Short term .... the washroom.

For the past while.... getting deprogrammed.... (FUCKING SHRINERS)

 

[Lancecastor]

Ah the burden of gainful employment.....

Ah yesssss, I recognize the tone. An employee.

Back to work, drone.

Moosehead and Keiths.....I should have known.

 

[Killswitch]

Ah yesssss, I recognize the tone. An employee.

Back to work, drone.

http://normandcompany.com/SMMM2A/cheif_intro/IMAG000.GIF

 

[Mia62]

I told him not to buy that tiara.

I hear *bratcat*'s is on the auction block.

 

[Rubyfruit]

All the best comedy comes from Canada. Discuss.

I'm not sure about that, but I'm thinking Canadian men have more testosterone than their American counterparts.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm not sure about that, but I'm thinking Canadian men have more testosterone than their American counterparts.

I'd say we're generally less anal retentive, more open-minded, funnier, easier-going, kinkier, more outdoorsy, tougher, less superficial, have more education, are better with our hands, more resourceful, less outwardly violent/hostile.....yeah, I guess those would all be indicative of being more masculine.

You could be on to something there.

 

[Angel]

Hey Angel...how is California today? If I could add about 20C to the temperature outside it would be just like California without the smog.

Warm and unsmoggy.

 

[Expertise]

I'd say we're generally less anal retentive, more open-minded, funnier, easier-going, kinkier, more outdoorsy, tougher, less superficial, have more education, are better with our hands, more resourceful, less outwardly violent/hostile.....yeah, I guess those would all be indicative of being more masculine.

You could be on to something there.

True, very true. It must make you feel horrendously inadequate.

Keep trying Jimmy, someday you'll make the varsity

 

[Mia62]

True, very true. It must make you feel horrendously inadequate.

psssssst...Here is some insider scoop for you...Lance IS Canadian. Why do you think he is so cool? ;-)

 

[Expertise]

psssssst...Here is some insider scoop for you...Lance IS Canadian. Why do you think he is so cool? ;-)

That was actually the cusp of the joke. He's adrift in a sea of far better men.

I think might be the root cause of hostility..... or imbecility, flip a coin