Pick-up Lines

[Colleen Thomas]

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick"

Used by my brother, when he was very drunk, more to prove he had the cojones to use it. He did get slapped

 

[Kev H]

"I write pornography while disguised as a horse."

I'll let you know if it works.

I'm guessing that's a specific nympho-mare kinda line.

 

[Penelope Street]

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick"

Used by my brother, when he was very drunk, more to prove he had the cojones to use it. He did get slapped

Worth more than a slap, but can you really call it a pickup line?

 

[entitled]

"I write pornography while disguised as a horse."

I'll let you know if it works.

Works on me.

 

[Taraka]

I once heard a friend of mine use this one on another friend of mine, who he had just met.

"Hello, my name is ........ and I would like to appologize for not having thrown myself at you this weekend."

It worked.

 

[Guest]

That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.



(Yes, I've heard it.)

 

[Guest]

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.



This one made me laugh.

It didn't work (I was already dating my soon-to-be-hubby) and I was with three other ladies doing happy hour. In retrospect, I suppose he was pretty brave to approach our group.

(edited to add - or stupid.)

 

[oggbashan]

Please may I have the next dance?
(Worked for me)

Would you like some help washing up?
(Used in the kitchen at a party - worked again)

Can I cut in?
(Used when woman is annoyed and arguing with her partner - Sometimes that succeeded and sometimes I was hit by either party, once by both.)

Og

 

[BlackShanglan]

Would you like some help washing up?
(Used in the kitchen at a party - worked again)

I have never seen that one fail. If there really is a holy grail of pickup lines, that's it - that or any similar quiet and sincere offer of domestic assistance.

Can I cut in?
(Used when woman is annoyed and arguing with her partner - Sometimes that succeeded and sometimes I was hit by either party, once by both.)

*laugh* Og, you have clearly had your wild days. I don't envy you the double-attack!

Please may I have the next dance?
(Worked for me)

Yes, I've seen that one go over well. My favorite usage: I watched a friend use this line on some nearby lovelies at a Mexican diner in which there was neither music nor indeed a dance floor. It worked, as well.

Shanglan

 

[Penelope Street]

Would you like some help washing up?

That's the best yet, by far. Still, I have to know, does 'worked again' mean you got a date, or got to help clean up?

 

[oggbashan]

That's the best yet, by far. Still, I have to know, does 'worked again' mean you got a date, or got to help clean up?

Both.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

*laugh* Og, you have clearly had your wild days. I don't envy you the double-attack!
Shanglan

I used to use that line when I was young, fit, training daily and still heavy. Even the double-attack did no damage. Most of the male escorts took one look at me and shut up. That could lead to a later date with the lady.

Og

 

[BlackShanglan]

I used to use that line when I was young, fit, training daily and still heavy. Even the double-attack did no damage. Most of the male escorts took one look at me and shut up. That could lead to a later date with the lady.

Og

In his younger days, my uncle allegedly made the line "Dump this jerk and meet me in half an hour" work (he'd just heard it in a movie and decided to try it out). At least, it allegedly worked after the ensuing melee. It apparently was his method to start altercations verbally. He could always truthfully swear that the other man had thrown the first punch, although he'd usually thrown the last one. But it sounds like he should be grateful that he came up on the other side of the Atlantic from you.

(I'm imagining it now - a sort of epic battle of titans ...)

Shanglan

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I don't think it was so much of a pick-up line as it was a dare. I told a very attractive woman at a bar that I'd happily drink her pee if it meant being able to see where it came from. That turned into a spectacular night, before even leaving the bar.

When I was out with a different woman one night, some guy decided it was appropriate to use the "Astronaut" line on my date while I was sitting there. I won't repeat it because it was soooo fucking bad. Her reaction was one of disgust as I replied to him that I wouldn't use that line on the ugliest three-legged dog on the planet so why the hell was he using it on this very beautiful woman?!

He and his friend changed tables and got away from us.

 

[Guest]

One that actually worked, and ironically heard it from a program on the Playboy Channel on how to pick up girls :

"How was your day?"

I listened, listened some more, and took her home.

 

[Huckleman2000]

One that actually worked, and ironically heard it from a program on the Playboy Channel on how to pick up girls :

"How was your day?"

I listened, listened some more, and took her home.

Y'know, this one I think has promise.

What's great is that the follow up only has to be, "Really?" "Oh, that's rough." "No! Really?" "Oh, I know what you mean." "She didn't!"