Pick up lines.

[Ambrosious]

The lamest of the lame, what is your favorite pick up line?

Are your feet tired? Because you've been walking through my mind ALL night long.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Ambro....you are...well you know what you are...



How about..

"Hey baby what's your sign?
Mine's slippery when wet."

or this may not be one, but I know someone knows the story behind it....

"The couch is comfortable but baby the bed is better."

Wait...I have more!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Your father must have been a theif, cause he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

 

[registered "^^"]

bratcat's favorite

nice shoes, wanna f___

 

[Sephiroth]

Here`s one I heard on MTV...

"Do you wash your jeans in Windex?...

Cause I can see myself in your pants. LOL!

 

[beckbabe]

What's your sign?

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask For More]

My personal fave is:

Looking suggestively at Lavvy, then licking finger and touching her top with it

"Baby, wanna come to my place and get out of those wet clothes?"

 

[Sephiroth]

Here`s another...

Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I`d put U and I together.

 

[Angel]

Here is one I got earlier today..

Him: Are you white?

Me: Uh yeah why?

Him: You look like you're mixed with something. Do you have puerto rican in you?

Me: No.


Him: Want some?


Me: Whatever idiot.

 

[Sephiroth]

And another...

Excuse me, can I borrow a quarter?...

My mother told me to call her when I fell in love.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

and a close runner up...

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

[Ambrosious]

Let's play house, you be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long.

 

[Jet Fuel Genius]

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: bratcat's favorite

 

[Ambrosious]

Hey bratcat

Nice shoes!

 

[*bratcat*]

nuh uh!!!!!

 

[Tabby432]

Wanna Wrestle?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Wanna wrestle?

You on - 'cause I'm in charge!!

 

[Low-light]

I used to torment a friend of mine with this one:

"Are those space pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world!"

my other fav is just: "How you doin'?"





not that I've ever actually used one...

 

[Renegade]

Re: Wanna Wrestle?

Hey, it worked, didn't it?

 

[Scruffy]

IF I told you you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance for me?

Believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[KillerMuffin]

The most often heard:

"What's a lil' thing like you doing with a big ol' truck like that?"

*shrugs* They try to pick me up from there. Phallic symbol envy.

What I do: stare, smile, let the eyes dip, then stare again. Works every time.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

that dress is very becoming on you... but if i were on you, i'd be cumming to

 

[Cheyenne]

"Have you seen Mars?"