Pick up lines

[Liar]

The only one that ever actually worked for me was this:

"Do you know any good pick-up lines? Cause I could sure as fuck use one right about now. Or even better, tell yourself one that works on you, pretend it was me, while I order us a table full of drinks, ok?"

 

[boxofrocks]

The last one that worked on me was 'you have a hot little body'...

The worst was, 'I love a girl with muscley legs' ewwwwwww!!

 

[doormouse]

I don't think either Lord DragonsWing or myself used pick-up lines.

We said hi, and I attacked him

 

[BlackSnake]

The only one that ever actually worked for me was this:

"Do you know any good pick-up lines? Cause I could sure as fuck use one right about now. Or even better, tell yourself one that works on you, pretend it was me, while I order us a table full of drinks, ok?"

I like that one....*chuckles*

 

[BlackSnake]

The last one that worked on me was 'you have a hot little body'...

The worst was, 'I love a girl with muscley legs' ewwwwwww!!

Cat calls are a no no, I think

 

[Guest]

How 'bout:

Nice boobs, babe.

or...

I'm doing some research and I was wondering, would you mind if I stuck my hand down your pants? I just need to know if you shave.

or...

Hi. I'm a new guy. I'm not the asshole who screwed your room mate behind your back. I'm not the son of a bitch that dumped you for your sister. I'm not the motherfucker that got drunk and beat you up. I'm a new guy. And I deserve the opportunity to fuck up your life in my own special way.

or...

I have a dentist chair.

or...

Have you ever just fainted?

 

[BlackSnake]

*Chuckles*

 

[SeaCat]

The only one I have ever heard of working among my friends was:
"Hi, My firends bet me that I couldn't get you to fuck me tonight."
For some reason this almost always seemed to work. (Don't ask me why, the guy who used it was as ugly as sin.)

Cat