Pick up lines

The only one that ever actually worked for me was this:

"Do you know any good pick-up lines? Cause I could sure as fuck use one right about now. Or even better, tell yourself one that works on you, pretend it was me, while I order us a table full of drinks, ok?"
 
The last one that worked on me was 'you have a hot little body'...

The worst was, 'I love a girl with muscley legs' ewwwwwww!!
 
I don't think either Lord DragonsWing or myself used pick-up lines.

We said hi, and I attacked him :D
 
Liar said:
The only one that ever actually worked for me was this:

"Do you know any good pick-up lines? Cause I could sure as fuck use one right about now. Or even better, tell yourself one that works on you, pretend it was me, while I order us a table full of drinks, ok?"

I like that one....*chuckles*
 
boxofrocks said:
The last one that worked on me was 'you have a hot little body'...

The worst was, 'I love a girl with muscley legs' ewwwwwww!!

Cat calls are a no no, I think
 
How 'bout:

Nice boobs, babe.

or...

I'm doing some research and I was wondering, would you mind if I stuck my hand down your pants? I just need to know if you shave.

or...

Hi. I'm a new guy. I'm not the asshole who screwed your room mate behind your back. I'm not the son of a bitch that dumped you for your sister. I'm not the motherfucker that got drunk and beat you up. I'm a new guy. And I deserve the opportunity to fuck up your life in my own special way.

or...

I have a dentist chair.

or...

Have you ever just fainted?
 
The only one I have ever heard of working among my friends was:
"Hi, My firends bet me that I couldn't get you to fuck me tonight."
For some reason this almost always seemed to work. (Don't ask me why, the guy who used it was as ugly as sin.)

Cat
 
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