Pick-Up Lines...

[Lil-Brandi]

the other type...

Had my fill of laying down, twisted up, colored dots, kinda hugs and gropes earlier!!! LOL

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Just a plain old (((Lil-Brandi))) then.

 

[Latina]

I read a great pick-up story just this morning:

A confident fellow walked into a bar and sat next to an attractive woman. He caught her eye, then held his watch to his ear.

"What do you hear?" she askd.

"It's a new high-tech watch," he replied. "It uses alpha waves to talk to me."

"What's it telling you now?" she asked playfully.

"It says you're madly in love with me."

"It must be broken," she teased back, "since I don't even know you."

"Well," he smiled, "it's prbably just running an hour fast."


-- Latina

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL

Thats cute Latina...I think I've met some guys with those watches!!!!

 

[Lil-Brandi]

ooooohhhh

OOOOhhhh Mackdaddy that hug felt really really good! hmmmm (((((HUGE BRANDI HUGS))))) back at you!!!!

 

[Expertise]

A pick up line joke

A BLONDE freshman cutie is approahed by a U de M (hockey rivalry, long story) hockey player at a party.

He hands her a drink and says "'ey baby, 'ow about you and me go in to ze back bedroom and you can see 250 lbs of dynamite in action"

The cutie blushes and goes hand in hand to the back room with the big goof.

Two minutes later she runs screaming from the room. Her friend intercepts her and asks her whats the matter.

"OH MY GOD WE GOTTA' RUN....... THERES 250 LBS OF DYNAMITE BACK THERE AND HES ONLY GOT A TWO INCH FUSE!"

 

[Lil-Brandi]

hehehe

LMAO...that was too funny!!!

 

[forgetunome]

OMG!!!!

Expertise....ROTFLMAO That's hilarious!!

 

[Lil-Brandi]

Thanks

((((forgetunome)))) Thank you for the craziness and fun this afternoon on here. I never thought a thread could turn into so many zany laughs!!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: ooooohhhh

OOOOhhhh Mackdaddy that hug felt really really good! hmmmm (((((HUGE BRANDI HUGS))))) back at you!!!!

Thanks Brandi.


Expertise, that was good, poor guy.

 

[Expertise]

Lil-Brandy just used the phrase

Zany-laughs

My image of her is so confused all of a sudden

 

[Lil-Brandi]

What...

LOL..whats wrong with that phrase?? Zany Laughs?

 

[Expertise]

Somehow it just has conotations of prim and propernous (not sure if thats a word but it sounds better tha primness and propriety).

It smacks of Maude Flanders.

I want a dirty girl.LOL

(and a keyboard with a better functioning "n")

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL

OMG!! Go read my profile...you will laugh your head off!!!!