Pick-Up Lines...

[Ambrosious]

<while beating on chest>

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIAAAAAA...cough, hack, cough, sputter.

Somebody give me a cigarette?

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: LMAO

I'll tell you one thing...whom ever reads this thread from beginning to end is going to get one hilarious eye full. How could one stray from pickup lines, to cooking oil twister games, to saussage, to Texas Cage Match, to Salami...LOL...whats next????

Chinese stir fry?

 

[forgetunome]

Pick up Line....

forget hands Ambrosious cigarette...was it as good for you as it was for me.....??

Lil-Brandi whoever reads it will be jealous they didn't jump into the pretzel twisting, oil body mangled maze!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Hell, I WAS there and I'm still jealous. I think ya'll paid more attention to each other than me. It was fun to watch, though. Now, about chinese stir fry and the breeding of champion horse lines...

 

[forgetunome]

Hell, I WAS there and I'm still jealous. I think ya'll paid more attention to each other than me. It was fun to watch, though. Now, about chinese stir fry and the breeding of champion horse lines...

But....but...I thought that was what you wanted...you said if we two girls were gonna touch, you wanted to play...??

Now I will only be interested in the "chinese stir fry and the breeding of champion horse lines" if we can string popcorn and cranberries.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

so very very true...

The exxxperience was so incredible...the 300 plus souls that entered our "Twister Deluxxxe 2001 Pretzel Tied, Oiled Body Maze Event" as an audience member instead of speaking up and entering, missed out on a slippery chance of a lifetime. PLUS, they missed out on the opportunity to take part in the filming of and witness first hand in awe, the second feature: The Super Salami - Free at Last! I just don't understand where some peoples priorities are.

 

[forgetunome]

Lil-Brandi...

When we gonna be able to watch "The Super Salami - Free at Last!"

I can hardly wait!!! LOL!!

Ambrosious....can we sit on your lap during the viewing???

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: so very very true...

I just don't understand where some peoples priorities are.

Yeah, makes you wonder, doesn't it?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Lil-Brandi, I was watching the whole time, had a video camera to. Buy the video only $19.95 plus $4.95 shipping and handling.
Y'all were having so much fun, I didn't want to intrude.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

No way...

Ambrosious...how could we not pay attention to you. Sure every now and then the groping went a stray, due to the fact that we were a slippery pretzel tied knot of bodies. But after I rubbed a satin smooth leg and felt no hair I quickly moved my hand away..ok, ok, slowly moved my hand away to a hairy leg. AND..well, how did I know your breasts WEREN'T that big...I thought for a fleeting moment they were yours! But the peperoni..oh, that, there was NO mistaking that that was ALL yours!!!!

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL

Forgetunome...we can watch it as soon as the final edit is done and...sorry for making you cringe Ambrosious...as soon as the FINAL CUT is complete! LOL

Ahhhh MackDaddy hon...another angle on the whole thing...You know, you are holding in your hands a multi-million dollar jewel...NO not me...the tape hon!!! That is one hot film!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: LOL

Forgetunome...we can watch it as soon as the final edit is done and...sorry for making you cringe Ambrosious...as soon as the FINAL CUT is complete! LOL

Ahhhh MackDaddy hon...another angle on the whole thing...You know, you are holding in your hands a multi-million dollar jewel...NO not me...the tape hon!!! That is one hot film!!!

Auuurrrrgggghhhh! Don't EVER say "cut" around a naked man. Even when you warn them. LOL

 

[Lil-Brandi]

...don't worry

We just have to uuhhh shorten it...or uhh splice it...you know take some parts off of it...don't worry, after we're done with the final cut...lots of people will pay to see it!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: LOL

Ahhhh MackDaddy hon...another angle on the whole thing...You know, you are holding in your hands a multi-million dollar jewel...NO not me...the tape hon!!! That is one hot film!!!

I know what meant Lil-B, I would be holding a priceless jewel if it was you or Forget.

 

[forgetunome]

Mackdaddy....

You're such a dear!!!!! Thanks!!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: Re: LOL

I know what meant Lil-B, I would be holding a priceless jewel if it was you or Forget.

You said it, man.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

awwwww

Thats sooo sweet thank you MackDaddy..how nice! (((HUGS)))

 

[Lil-Brandi]

awwwww

And you to Ambrosious...today was fun, thank you for the laughs too!!!

 

[forgetunome]

Ambrosious....

Okay...think you're up for another hug?? Hugs all around come and get 'em while you can!! You too...Mack

Well...damn how's about a group hug!!!! Copping feels are welcome!

 

[Ambrosious]

squeeze goose cop squeeze

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

*putting the camera down, walking towards Forget, arms open*

 

[Lil-Brandi]

...hugs???

Are these hugs, the ones standing up...and without any colored dots involved??? Ok!!! ((((HUGS))))

 

[forgetunome]

Awwwww...come here...hon (((((((Mackdaddy))))))!


OOooh felt that Ambrosious!! *forget walks away smiling*

 

[Ambrosious]

Knew I could make you smile just ONE more time.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: ...hugs???

Are these hugs, the ones standing up...and without any colored dots involved??? Ok!!! ((((HUGS))))

Which kind do you want Lil-B?
Thanks for the hug (((Forget)))*grope* thank you very much.