forgetunome
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Well....I could arrange the spin cycle for ya'!!! Hee Hee! 
Pick-Up Lines...
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you win....
The new Twister Deluxxxe 2001 Oiled Pretzel Edition with a lifetime supply of bottled baby oil! This offer is only available here and not availaible in any stores!!
The new Twister Deluxxxe 2001 Oiled Pretzel Edition with a lifetime supply of bottled baby oil! This offer is only available here and not availaible in any stores!!
forgetunome
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LOL!!
Excellent prize Lil-Brandi!!!
Excellent prize Lil-Brandi!!!
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oooohhh yes it is!!!!
The UPS man and Cable guy thought so!!! (giggling)
The UPS man and Cable guy thought so!!! (giggling)
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Re: oooohhh yes it is!!!!
You know Jim Carrey?
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You know Jim Carrey?
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LOL
All those goofy expressions, and contorted body moves he does in his movies...he learned in the Twister Deluxxxe Game!!!
All those goofy expressions, and contorted body moves he does in his movies...he learned in the Twister Deluxxxe Game!!!
forgetunome
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LOL!!!
I've always wondered!!!
Hey...sounds like a story you could sell to the Enquirer, or Star or Examiner.....not that I ever read them! LOL!!
Adult funny books!!
I've always wondered!!!
Hey...sounds like a story you could sell to the Enquirer, or Star or Examiner.....not that I ever read them! LOL!!
Adult funny books!!
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Will you two pay attention?
Forgetunome, left boobie on my hard pink spot. Brandi, right uummmm...whatever, on my...where ever.
Forgetunome, left boobie on my hard pink spot. Brandi, right uummmm...whatever, on my...where ever.
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hmmm
The where ever felt fabulous touching my what ever as well...it was simply breath taking!
The where ever felt fabulous touching my what ever as well...it was simply breath taking!
forgetunome
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Ambrosious...
Why do you think I can't pay attention!
Now look what you've done....gone and made my nipples hard!
Okay...concentrate forget....left boobie on hard pink spot...WHOOOPSIEE..now look what you made me do...mummble....mmumble....GULP
OOC: sorry you can't hear forget right now...she has slipped and instead of left boobie on hard pink thing she has mouth on hard pink thing!
Why do you think I can't pay attention!
Now look what you've done....gone and made my nipples hard!
Okay...concentrate forget....left boobie on hard pink spot...WHOOOPSIEE..now look what you made me do...mummble....mmumble....GULP
OOC: sorry you can't hear forget right now...she has slipped and instead of left boobie on hard pink thing she has mouth on hard pink thing!
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Sorry, I am runnin' out of ideas here...we've already tried that.
forgetunome
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Ambrosious
Well...wanna kiss and call the game a three-way tie???
*SMOOCH*
Well...wanna kiss and call the game a three-way tie???
*SMOOCH*
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LMAO...
Now see, Forgetunome...that is exactly why we should use Baby oil instead of cooking oil. Someone always gets carried away, hunger takes over, and before long the whole Twister sheet, appears as a giant buffet! Now pass the sausage! LOL
Now see, Forgetunome...that is exactly why we should use Baby oil instead of cooking oil. Someone always gets carried away, hunger takes over, and before long the whole Twister sheet, appears as a giant buffet! Now pass the sausage! LOL
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a three way TIE...LOL..I get it!!!!
a three way TIE...LOL..I get it!!!!
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How about a Texas Cage Match next, winner gets oral sex from the losers?
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LOL!!!
Hey...Ambrosious...Lil-Brandi here is requesting some sausage...can you help??
Yep...that would be a three-way tied up pretzel maze of bodies.....OOOoooohhhh...I like the visuals!! LOL!!
Hey...Ambrosious...Lil-Brandi here is requesting some sausage...can you help??
Yep...that would be a three-way tied up pretzel maze of bodies.....OOOoooohhhh...I like the visuals!! LOL!!
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Count me in!!!
Wooohooo....sounds wild and interesting...I'll have to clean the oil off this camera first!!!
Wooohooo....sounds wild and interesting...I'll have to clean the oil off this camera first!!!
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Hmmmm...
Don't know how to play that....you will have to teach me O Masterful One!!
Ambrosious said:How about a Texas Cage Match next, winner gets oral sex from the losers?
Don't know how to play that....you will have to teach me O Masterful One!!
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Sausage hell, this here is a slab of salami that would choke a horse! Sorry, a little macho comin' through.
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Great story!!!
Wow forgetunome and ambrosious...what a story we just started to write!! "Twister" The three-way pretzel tied up, oil maze of bodies!!...such possibilities!!!!
Wow forgetunome and ambrosious...what a story we just started to write!! "Twister" The three-way pretzel tied up, oil maze of bodies!!...such possibilities!!!!
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LMAO...
OMG Ambrosious....I wondered why forgetunome was sounding so muffled talking a lil' while ago!!!! I couldn't even tell what hand or foot I was supposed to be putting on what color!!!
OMG Ambrosious....I wondered why forgetunome was sounding so muffled talking a lil' while ago!!!! I couldn't even tell what hand or foot I was supposed to be putting on what color!!!
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Re: Great story!!!
Let's go ahead and put it to paper, but first we'll have to do a little "research".Lil-Brandi said:
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Ambrosious said:
No problem....as eyes bug out...sorry...Ambrosious...I can't look you in the eyes right now...they're occupied with your salami!
*excuse me...gotta wipe the saliva off my chin*
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Research sounds good...
OMG...not drooling on the Twister board..or great...Now look what your salami has done Ambrosious...put it away...put it away!!!
(Alright you can keep it out if you want to..I won't argue)
Research sounds good...
OMG...not drooling on the Twister board..or great...Now look what your salami has done Ambrosious...put it away...put it away!!!
(Alright you can keep it out if you want to..I won't argue)
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LMAO
I'll tell you one thing...whom ever reads this thread from beginning to end is going to get one hilarious eye full. How could one stray from pickup lines, to cooking oil twister games, to saussage, to Texas Cage Match, to Salami...LOL...whats next????
I'll tell you one thing...whom ever reads this thread from beginning to end is going to get one hilarious eye full. How could one stray from pickup lines, to cooking oil twister games, to saussage, to Texas Cage Match, to Salami...LOL...whats next????
