Pick Two Lit. Members and Allow Them to Procreate.

[alexandraaah]

I think this guy would sum up the offspring of modest mouse and Marxist:


http://www.theonion.com/onion3818/area_man_criticizes.html

 

[Laurel]

all I can say is

LMAO!

I love The Onion.

 

[Sillyman]

Sounds about right.

 

[Problem Child]

The offspring of Todd and an extraterrestrial?

 

[alexandraaah]

<laughing my ass off>

 

[OpposingBalance]

LOL
That guy is a jackass.
Anyhow, I would never allow myself to breed. It would be unfair to the peoples of the world, for my offspring would inevitably take over the universe...


i hope you realize i'm joking...because if you don't, then you're a loser...

 

[fgarvb1]

Ha haa ah snort hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[alexandraaah]

looser than what?

 

[Private Vasquez]

you know....

 

[alexandraaah]

you know....

Dude, I'm not sure I do.

That reminds me, I hope PC is digging up a picture of Clitzilla and willing procreator.

 

[OpposingBalance]

looser than what?

Oops!
LOL
guess I shouldn't let friends take me out and drink wine with them..

 

[Private Vasquez]

yeah, neither do I, dude.

Bradfucker has a willing mate?

 

[Problem Child]

Daughter of Clitzilla and an elephant seal

 

[Private Vasquez]

they like to take her hunting with them

 

[red_rose]

Private Vasquez and...? Glam? I dunno...

Point being, you'd get...

...Drag Queen Barbie.

http://www.easycart.net/ecarts/ArsenicandApplePie/images/red.jpg

 

[OpposingBalance]

Daughter of Clitzilla and an elephant seal

Oh shit!
LMAO
How did I know it would look something like that?
Maybe I've seen Clitzilla in another life or somthing..?

 

[Problem Child]

HighSchoolJock's girlfriend....

 

[lilminx]

Ugh- I wish I hadn't looked at that last pic.

 

[Problem Child]

And their baby!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Private Vasquez and...Glam

oooo!! He dresses well.

 

[glamorilla]

Fabulous shoes!

 

[Private Vasquez]

we did well, glam

 

[OpposingBalance]

HighSchoolJock's girlfriend....

OMFC!
ROFLMAO!
Geeze, I wish I hadn't looked at that one, lol...
There's no way in hell I'm lookin at the one of their baby, lol.
I'm too scared!

 

[metal_minx]

I think this guy would sum up the offspring of modest mouse and Marxist:


http://www.theonion.com/onion3818/area_man_criticizes.html

lmao...great thread

 

[freakygirl]

HighSchoolJock's girlfriend....

oh

that was gross.. please put better warnings up!