People are marrying themselves, it's called 'sologamy'

[SyKoKo]

http://www.wusa9.com/news/features/people-are-marrying-themselves-its-called-sologamy/439308288

 

[Aquagal]

How stupid.

Would she call mastubation, consummation?

 

[sircumvent]

Do they file a joint return on their taxes?

 

[Rightguide]

How stupid.

Would she call mastubation, consummation?

Self-flagellation?

 

[Rightguide]

I hope they're not thinking "they" can file taxes as a couple.

 

[SyKoKo]

when they get divorced

they can save a lotta $

just take from one pocket and out in another


if they get angry, do they stop talking to themselves?

 

[phrodeau]

Do they file a joint return on their taxes?

I hope they're not thinking "they" can file taxes as a couple.

That would require a second SSN, which would be illegal.

Leave it to you two to think about tax cheating right out of the gate.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

How stupid.

Would she call mastubation, consummation?

You wouldn't believe how hot my wives are.

 

[SyKoKo]

get em outa the oven

 

[OldJourno]

Do they file a joint return on their taxes?

Not if you're a man. No way I'm returning mine.

 

[jaF0]

Lots of people live alone and are self-dependent. Unless there is some legal or financial benefit, I don't see the point.

Does it offer any more protection in a will against greedy family leeches?

 

[HisArpy]

Do they file a joint return on their taxes?

Probably not, the adhesive from the tape makes it taste funny.

 

[Down4fun91]

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