Paste!!!

A flyby visit as usual.

I have had an absolute fucking shite day!!! Lost my purse, rang the store I used it last in, rang the police, rang ALL the card companies to stop all the cards etc etc etc. This was after hubby, teen and I had turned the car and house upside down and inside out looking for it. We are left with ONE working card between us and the teen and I go away at 7am tomorrow leaving hubby at home alone for the weekend.

Being the anally retentive person I am kept on looking, and looking and looking and of course found the fucking thing!!!

Fuck fuck fuck, all that hassle, all that time wasted, all those useless cards for nothing.

I may be back later, if not I will see you all on Sunday when we get home.


Grrrrrrrrrrr
 
Researchers have found that men in their late 50's and 60's have
begun to have a higher sex drive. Do you realize what that means?
Clinton's getting hornier! (Jay Leno)

My wife told me about a book on how to find the G-spot. I went to a
book store, but I couldn't find the book... my wife bought it for me.
There were no pictures or diagrams. It just said it was about a third
of the way in. Great. Compared to who?

Then there was the young man who saved for years to buy his mother a
house, only to find that the police department wouldn't let her run it.

Joan says to her husband. " I'd like my cousin Joe to visit one
weekend and paint a picture of us making love." He is an artist you
know. Her husband says; "Oh, does he do still life?"
 
Go to Heavens Above (http://heavens-above.com/) to see when and where to look for these spacecraft in your neighborhood. You can register with the site and get exact times and maps, or you can just look at the picture of the globe on their home page.
 
Good evening,

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9. You may also enter any pertinent/interesting information you would care to share.
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And that should do it.

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Hey, it's what I had in the clipboard...
 
i am tired...very tired. i am sore, broken, and cut. moving absolutely has me on my knees...
 
A sexy young widow took a bachelor friend to court claiming he had
sired the latest addition to her brood. "Did you sleep with this
woman?" asked the judge. To which the bachelor replied, "Not a wink,
your honor. Not a wink."
 
Dear Sir or Madam:

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Through my experience I feel that I have learned a lot about the position of you are advertising and have also had experience in the position. I am confident that your company's values and goals would highly compliment my own strengths and enthusiasm for the job. My educational and job experience gave me the training I needed to prepare me for a career with your company.

Please review the enclosed resume and consider my application for your position that you are advertising on Worktampabay.com. In closing I thank you for your time and hope to set up an interview at your convenience.


Sincerely,



a cover letter! OY!
 
I particularly like the grafting me male to female part ...

While the suggestion might provoke snickers, we need to start doing sex-changes on male trees. It is often easy
to sex-change a tree from male to female. I have top-grafted quite a few male â€oefruitless†mulberry trees
already myself. While they are dormant I cut the trees back to large stubs and then cleft-graft these to scion
wood from a female, fruit-bearing mulberry tree. In the spring, the grafts sprout, grow like mad, and into a
female tree.

Many cities now have absurdly high numbers of these allergenic male trees. In Las Vegas, for example, over
200,000 full grown, male mulberry trees are growing. It’s time to start grafting these to female wood.
 
Moon goddess

A popular moon goddess was Selene ( or Luna), sister to Helios - the sun god. Greek mythology called Artemis a virgin goddess of the moon. She rides her silver chariot across the sky and shoots her arrows of silver moonlight to the earth below.
In ancient Egypt the sickle-shaped new moon signified the goddess Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth, and crescent shaped jewellery was believed to protect infants.

Triple Moon
The triple moon is a Goddess symbol representing the Maiden, Mother, and Crone aspects as the waxing, full, and waning moon. The triple moon symbol is associated with feminine mystery, energy and psychic skill, and often adorned jewellery worn by High Priestesses.


Moon days

Monday - the name derives from the Latin 'dies lunae' meaning - moon's day.

The importance of the moon phases continues to be recognised :
Ashangta Yoga - Full and new moon days are observed as yoga holidays, as the energy force created by the moon and sun being in opposition and conjunction affects emotions and energy, and respecting these phases is believed to honour nature's rythms.

Buddhism esp.Theravada - monthly worship is regulated by the Moon - four times a month, on the new moon, the full moon, and the days in the middle.

Chinese Moon Festival - last one was 28th Sept 2004 - the Mid-Autumn Full Moon is celebrated. It is a time for family reunions and exchanging of delicious Moon cakes - a type of cookie with different fillings like: sesame, walnut, lotus seed, bean paste, eggs or ham.
Diwali - the Hindu New Year festival, meaning 'rows of lighted lamps', is often called the festival of lights due to the small earthen oil lamps used, and is celebrated all over India, by Hindus, Sikhs and Jains.

The lighting of lamps welcomes Lakshmi, goddess of wealth and prosperity. Diwali celebrates the triumph of good over evil and light over darkness.

Like the new moon, Diwali symbolises the renewal of life and it is customary to wear new clothes at the festival. Diwali also welcomes the approach of winter and the beginning of the sowing season.

The Hindu calendar is based on the lunar cycle and the movement of the moon, so festival dates change each year. Diwali occurs on the new moon - a no-moon day - in fact the darkest day of the year which begins the lunar month, Karttika - usually Oct or Nov.
The illuminations, fireworks and festivities are to signify the victory of divine forces over the dark powers.

The legend is that on Diwali or Deepavali day triumphant Ram is said to have returned with Sita to Ayodhya, after 14 years of exile, having defeating Ravana - the king of Lanka.
When Ram and Sita returned it was a dark moonless night so their people placed lamps outside their houses so that the new king and queen could find their way. This is believed to have begun the tradition of the festival of lights.

In Hindu mythology Soma represents the god of the moon - depicted riding through the sky in a chariot drawn by white horses
 
The question eternally whispering around our souls is, "Do I dare let you in, to share my space, to know my heart's longing, to feel my fears?"

Only when we trust to say yes will we find the peace our souls long
for. Passage through the doors that separate us frees us to change, to
grow, to love ourselves and others. We must plant our feet in the soil of
shared lives to quiet our longing.
 
Picture the scene....

Still naked in bed together, cups of tea, Sunday papers etc. He nips to the loo and while he is there the front door opens and my 17 year old yells "hi". Cue one naked man running back into the bedroom, diving into bed and demanding covers.

"I hadn't finished either" he says.

"Why didn't you just stay there and shut the door then?" I said.

Men!!!
 
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