Paste!!!

[Guest]

A flyby visit as usual.

I have had an absolute fucking shite day!!! Lost my purse, rang the store I used it last in, rang the police, rang ALL the card companies to stop all the cards etc etc etc. This was after hubby, teen and I had turned the car and house upside down and inside out looking for it. We are left with ONE working card between us and the teen and I go away at 7am tomorrow leaving hubby at home alone for the weekend.

Being the anally retentive person I am kept on looking, and looking and looking and of course found the fucking thing!!!

Fuck fuck fuck, all that hassle, all that time wasted, all those useless cards for nothing.

I may be back later, if not I will see you all on Sunday when we get home.


Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Joey3308]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/5bX-BUDDiES5d200205.jpg

Its a toothpaste pic so I'll stick it in the pic thingy

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/Joey3308/5bX-BUDDiES5d200205.jpg

 

[wally2450]

Researchers have found that men in their late 50's and 60's have
begun to have a higher sex drive. Do you realize what that means?
Clinton's getting hornier! (Jay Leno)

My wife told me about a book on how to find the G-spot. I went to a
book store, but I couldn't find the book... my wife bought it for me.
There were no pictures or diagrams. It just said it was about a third
of the way in. Great. Compared to who?

Then there was the young man who saved for years to buy his mother a
house, only to find that the police department wouldn't let her run it.

Joan says to her husband. " I'd like my cousin Joe to visit one
weekend and paint a picture of us making love." He is an artist you
know. Her husband says; "Oh, does he do still life?"

 

[wally2450]

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/7320VMGVv/159218.jpg

 

[Guest]

would you like to cj=hat baby love them pics

 

[PassionatePatty]

Go to Heavens Above (http://heavens-above.com/) to see when and where to look for these spacecraft in your neighborhood. You can register with the site and get exact times and maps, or you can just look at the picture of the globe on their home page.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Good evening,

Recently you requested a subscription to the CarolinaBDSM mail list. We do not automatically accept all requests to join the list, we do actually do a little bit of screening. Part of that screening includes an auto-response e-mail to those requesting a subscription that says, in part:

> Also, be aware that CarolinaBDSM requires that you provide us with a
> statement to the effect that you are 18 years of age or older. This
> MUST be done via a Yahoo! Profile indicating you are 18 years of age
> or older. This is done as part of our screening process and to help
> keep minors off the list.

So far your Yahoo profile has not been updated to include your age.

Your subscription request will not be approved until the above action is taken. Yahoo will auto-delete your request soon. If you are still interested in joining and learning more about our BDSM community, please edit your Yahoo profile to include your age. For your convenience, I am including instructions on how to edit/update a standard Yahoo! or Yahoo! 360 Profile.


To Edit Your Standard Yahoo Profile To Show Your Age:

1. Login to Yahoo Groups - http://groups.yahoo.com/
2. Sign in
3. Click on My Accounts near the top center of the screen
4. Enter your password and click Sign In
5. On the Account Information page, go to the left hand column and click Edit/Create Profiles
6. On the Public Profiles page, select the profile you wish to edit and click the Edit button.
7. On the Profile page, click on Edit Profile Information
8. On the Edit Public Profile Page go to the Age: box and enter an appropriate (if not accurate) age.
9. You may also enter any pertinent/interesting information you would care to share.
10. Towards the bottom of the page, you should check the Directory Listing box. Member Since and Adult Content are optional.
11. Click on Save Changes at the bottom of the page.

If you have a Yahoo 360 profile, To Edit The Age In A Yahoo 360 Profile:

1. Sign in to Yahoo 360
2. Click on the Edit My Page button
3. On your Yahoo 360 page, in the left column click on Edit Basic Info
4. On the Basic Info page, scroll down to the Age* section.
5. Select an adult list appropriate age in the "I am [__] years old." box.
6. Go to the far right hand column and in the "Can be seen by:" box select "Public"
7. At the bottom or top of the page, click on the blue Save button.

And that should do it.

If Yahoo auto-deletes your subscription request you will be welcome to re-apply, but we will still need the requested information. Again thank you for your interest in CarolinaBDSM, and I hope to hear back from you soon.

For CarolinaBDSM,
- Geoff
Evil_Geoff@xxxxxxx.xxx (edited to comply with Lit's TOS about email addresses)
Moderator

Hey, it's what I had in the clipboard...

 

[lovemonster]

mcopado

 

[faedruss]

i am tired...very tired. i am sore, broken, and cut. moving absolutely has me on my knees...

 

[wally2450]

A sexy young widow took a bachelor friend to court claiming he had
sired the latest addition to her brood. "Did you sleep with this
woman?" asked the judge. To which the bachelor replied, "Not a wink,
your honor. Not a wink."

 

[John048]

perspiration,,, lmao

 

[Guest]

Never miss an opportunity to say a word of congratulations. ---Lydon Baines Johnson

.......

 

[wally2450]

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/7320VMGVv/160878.jpg

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Dear Sir or Madam:

I would like to express my interest in the Receptionist position I have found on Worktampabay.com. With my experience in the position you are advertising I believe I will be a great asset to your company and make it run smoothly. Throughout my experience and job search I have spoken with fellow co-workers and other people I have come in contact with who say that I am a hard worker and that I can get things done in a timely manner.

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Please review the enclosed resume and consider my application for your position that you are advertising on Worktampabay.com. In closing I thank you for your time and hope to set up an interview at your convenience.


Sincerely,



a cover letter! OY!

 

[Gypsybyrd]

I particularly like the grafting me male to female part ...

While the suggestion might provoke snickers, we need to start doing sex-changes on male trees. It is often easy
to sex-change a tree from male to female. I have top-grafted quite a few male â€oefruitless†mulberry trees
already myself. While they are dormant I cut the trees back to large stubs and then cleft-graft these to scion
wood from a female, fruit-bearing mulberry tree. In the spring, the grafts sprout, grow like mad, and into a
female tree.

Many cities now have absurdly high numbers of these allergenic male trees. In Las Vegas, for example, over
200,000 full grown, male mulberry trees are growing. It’s time to start grafting these to female wood.

 

[Morrigu]

Moon goddess

A popular moon goddess was Selene ( or Luna), sister to Helios - the sun god. Greek mythology called Artemis a virgin goddess of the moon. She rides her silver chariot across the sky and shoots her arrows of silver moonlight to the earth below.
In ancient Egypt the sickle-shaped new moon signified the goddess Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth, and crescent shaped jewellery was believed to protect infants.

Triple Moon
The triple moon is a Goddess symbol representing the Maiden, Mother, and Crone aspects as the waxing, full, and waning moon. The triple moon symbol is associated with feminine mystery, energy and psychic skill, and often adorned jewellery worn by High Priestesses.


Moon days

Monday - the name derives from the Latin 'dies lunae' meaning - moon's day.

The importance of the moon phases continues to be recognised :
Ashangta Yoga - Full and new moon days are observed as yoga holidays, as the energy force created by the moon and sun being in opposition and conjunction affects emotions and energy, and respecting these phases is believed to honour nature's rythms.

Buddhism esp.Theravada - monthly worship is regulated by the Moon - four times a month, on the new moon, the full moon, and the days in the middle.

Chinese Moon Festival - last one was 28th Sept 2004 - the Mid-Autumn Full Moon is celebrated. It is a time for family reunions and exchanging of delicious Moon cakes - a type of cookie with different fillings like: sesame, walnut, lotus seed, bean paste, eggs or ham.
Diwali - the Hindu New Year festival, meaning 'rows of lighted lamps', is often called the festival of lights due to the small earthen oil lamps used, and is celebrated all over India, by Hindus, Sikhs and Jains.

The lighting of lamps welcomes Lakshmi, goddess of wealth and prosperity. Diwali celebrates the triumph of good over evil and light over darkness.

Like the new moon, Diwali symbolises the renewal of life and it is customary to wear new clothes at the festival. Diwali also welcomes the approach of winter and the beginning of the sowing season.

The Hindu calendar is based on the lunar cycle and the movement of the moon, so festival dates change each year. Diwali occurs on the new moon - a no-moon day - in fact the darkest day of the year which begins the lunar month, Karttika - usually Oct or Nov.
The illuminations, fireworks and festivities are to signify the victory of divine forces over the dark powers.

The legend is that on Diwali or Deepavali day triumphant Ram is said to have returned with Sita to Ayodhya, after 14 years of exile, having defeating Ravana - the king of Lanka.
When Ram and Sita returned it was a dark moonless night so their people placed lamps outside their houses so that the new king and queen could find their way. This is believed to have begun the tradition of the festival of lights.

In Hindu mythology Soma represents the god of the moon - depicted riding through the sky in a chariot drawn by white horses

 

[nowgirl]

The question eternally whispering around our souls is, "Do I dare let you in, to share my space, to know my heart's longing, to feel my fears?"

Only when we trust to say yes will we find the peace our souls long
for. Passage through the doors that separate us frees us to change, to
grow, to love ourselves and others. We must plant our feet in the soil of
shared lives to quiet our longing.

 

[KnightWing]

Guess I don't have a life!

 

[charmed1]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Kissaki-Pro-Hai...7QQihZ013QQcategoryZ33933QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[wally2450]

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/7320VMGVv/161517.gif

 

[Guest]

Picture the scene....

Still naked in bed together, cups of tea, Sunday papers etc. He nips to the loo and while he is there the front door opens and my 17 year old yells "hi". Cue one naked man running back into the bedroom, diving into bed and demanding covers.

"I hadn't finished either" he says.

"Why didn't you just stay there and shut the door then?" I said.

Men!!!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

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[nowgirl]

If you want to change who you are, change what you do.

 

[Guest]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=349464

 

[mark197205]

http://www.militarymodelling.com/news/article.asp?sp="&v=6&uan=414


Me in Cyber print!!

Whoops, it didnt want to work first time!