Out On A Limerick

[biggbear8]

My thank yous for your approval Bigbear8
Ya know what? I think you're also great!
Your openly friendly, warm and true
Who couldn't love the person that's you?
My admiration is what I wish to state

~kym~ cyber ((hugs)) to BB8

awwww kym Im just being me
try to be friendly as can be
your admiration is duely noted
but I have never gloated
just love doing limericks you see


kym is a nice little sub
who loves to have a tummy rub
spank her bottom with a whip
then into her your fingers will slip
but its not done just by any bub.

 

[biggbear8]

Miss Cookie, loved anyhting by John Keats,
Loved romances and sucking on sweets;
Yet one glance up her skirt
Could reduce this little squirt
To a few inarticulate bleats.

 

[biggbear8]

As the elevator car left her floor
Sue caught her chest in the door.
She yelled a good deal,
but had they been real
she'd have yelled considerably more.

 

[biggbear8]

RAMINATOR who's dong
Was prodigiously, massively long
Down the sides of his whang,
two large balls did hang
Which attracted a curious throng

 

[sueanninct]

As the elevator car left her floor
Sue caught her chest in the door.
She yelled a good deal,
but had they been real
she'd have yelled considerably more.

Trust me - THEY'RE REAL!!

 

[sueanninct]

Tweety Sue went to the Litogether
Wearing her very best leather
Nc ate her pie
said, my oh my
We really are birds of a feather.

SPEW ALERT!!

Thanks Bear and Cookie. You two are the best!!!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

awwww kym Im just being me
try to be friendly as can be
your admiration is duely noted
but I have never gloated
just love doing limericks you see


kym is a nice little sub
who loves to have a tummy rub
spank her bottom with a whip
then into her your fingers will slip
but its not done just by any bub.

Bear you're correct that I can be a sub
But as you stated not to just any sort of bub
It takes a special type of man
To make me wanna give into his plan
These things are best spoken o'r a pint in a pub


~kym~ sub who enjoys pints in a pub

 

[biggbear8]

Bear you're correct that I can be a sub
But as you stated not to just any sort of bub
It takes a special type of man
To make me wanna give into his plan
These things are best spoken o'r a pint in a pub


~kym~ sub who enjoys pints in a pub

as we talk o'er a pint of stout
i see you start to pout
I say you can kneel at my feet
while I have a sit
and a smile starts to sprout

kym a lady of such beauty and charm
never does anything harm
very tan from the bright sun
keeps all the guys on the run
as she works out on the farm

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

as we talk o'er a pint of stout
i see you start to pout
I say you can kneel at my feet
while I have a sit
and a smile starts to sprout

kym a lady of such beauty and charm
never does anything harm
very tan from the bright sun
keeps all the guys on the run
as she works out on the farm

I enjoy a finely poured pint o' stout
but if I was given a porter, I wouldn't pout
Tho kneeling at anyone's feet
At this time isn't my sort of treat
Can we just drink our pints and sit about?

~kym~ Guinness or Newcastle is a fine breakfast

 

[~Dream~]

the phone call has come
Dream's panties are wet
but that's Just the START
of that you can bet

when he calls back tonight
and my bedroom is clear
sheer sounds of DELIGHT
is what he will hear ..

 

[Raindear816]

As the elevator car left her floor
Sue caught her chest in the door.
She yelled a good deal,
but had they been real
she'd have yelled considerably more.

ROTFLAMO!!!

HUGS bear

 

[cookiejar]

Miss Cookie, loved anyhting by John Keats,
Loved romances and sucking on sweets;
Yet one glance up her skirt
Could reduce this little squirt
To a few inarticulate bleats.

birthday boy

 

[biggbear8]

I enjoy a finely poured pint o' stout
but if I was given a porter, I wouldn't pout
Tho kneeling at anyone's feet
At this time isn't my sort of treat
Can we just drink our pints and sit about?

~kym~ Guinness or Newcastle is a fine breakfast

handing you a porter
and giving you a quarter
play some good ole song
and I wont give you a gong
as we sit in the corner

 

[biggbear8]

birthday boy

When Cookie wanted a new way to futter
Slick greased her behind with butter;
Then, with a tube sock,
In went his thick jock,
And soon she was carried home on a shutter

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

handing you a porter
and giving you a quarter
play some good ole song
and I wont give you a gong
as we sit in the corner

Bear your quarter will play
some music from the 80's day
when music was fun to groove to
And everyone had a weird hairdo
I hope that type of music is OK?

I'll gladly sit and share a porter with you hun
As the jukebox blairs "Girls just wanna have fun"
We'll laugh and we'll talk
And perhaps along the beach we shall walk
Please don't mind me, as I check out the buns

~kym~ Beach bun checker

 

[biggbear8]

Bear your quarter will play
some music from the 80's day
when music was fun to groove to
And everyone had a weird hairdo
I hope that type of music is OK?

I'll gladly sit and share a porter with you hun
As the jukebox blairs "Girls just wanna have fun"
We'll laugh and we'll talk
And perhaps along the beach we shall walk
Please don't mind me, as I check out the buns

~kym~ Beach bun checker

the 80's music will be alright
I ould listen to it allnight
maybe a little dancing we can do
then you could change yout hairstyle too
or we could just sit here and chat till the sun comes in sight

I'd love a walk along the beach with you hun
it nice to have a day in the sun
I wont mind you checking out the buns
cause ill be checking out yours hon
then we can splash in the water for some fun

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I think I'll give a bump to this thread
To place limmericks in evr'one's head
Yes, I know its the weekend
and time is short, none to lend
Many Litsters are beaching it instead

So pardon me if I drone on
I've been up since eastern standard dawn
The java pot is empty now
this body of mine is feeling; WOW!
Perhaps I shoulda' made it less strong??!

~kym~ Java junkie

 

[biggbear8]

I think I'll give a bump to this thread
To place limmericks in evr'one's head
Yes, I know its the weekend
and time is short, none to lend
Many Litsters are beaching it instead

So pardon me if I drone on
I've been up since eastern standard dawn
The java pot is empty now
this body of mine is feeling; WOW!
Perhaps I shoulda' made it less strong??!

~kym~ Java junkie

thx you for giving this thread a bump
maybe the limericks well start to jump
the weather been great for a trip
so the limericks they skip
but Ill be here writing sitting on a tree stump

no need to ask for a pardon
we all know the coffee jargon
I'd love to watch the raising dawn
but even I would be having to yawn
for some sleep as part of the bargain

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie a bikini clad lass is well tanned,
With a shape that is stunningly grand.
She is ready for lust,
But she finds that there's just
No fun since slick was banned.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Bear, love the limericks! You get better with each and every one. Looking forward to reading more of them. Hugs and kisses to ya!

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth walked with head high and erect
All the better for the males to inspect.
So intense is her scan
of some young studs get a tan,
But none of these laddies object

 

[biggbear8]

NC adherred to all pc advances
By suppressing his lecherous glances.
SUE a buxom lass flounced,
And they actually bounced.
and NC decided to take a few chances

 

[biggbear8]

their was a complaint to a harassment forum:
"Ashleigh bought low-cut things, and she wore 'em,
So she's shown quite enough.
but Barn is so rough,
He said Ashleigh should show more decorum."

 

[biggbear8]

When I noticed EW's cleavage that's spacious,
I remark, "Goodness gracious!"
As my eyes are drawn there
With a lingering stare
That feminists think is salacious

 

[biggbear8]

Sterling in his kilt when the wind's blowing chilly
Has noticed the lassies act silly.
By hook or by crook
They'll take look
To see if he's covered my willy.