Out On A Limerick

[Killswitch]

Im not the only one
who aint touchin that bun
2 years and 2000 miles
to only get internet smiles
where the fuck is the fun.

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth a pretty young thing
Micheal from the war in last spring.
He came home lame, but he still came
With Elizabeth flickering like a flame;
shouting a discharge is a wonderful thing.

 

[biggbear8]

The nipples of Erotica writings were taut and Strong,
When excited they grew twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained htne he would discover
She expected nothing less from his dong

 

[biggbear8]

Ashleigh a young lady once said
to her new bridegroom when he got into bed,
"I'm tired of the same old stunt
That you do with my tight little cunt.
just put it up my ass instead."

 

[biggbear8]

There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
as one leads to another and yet another,
now she thinks she's a mother;
Let that be a lesson to all of you.

 

[biggbear8]

Done_got_old whose known for just barely kissing,
found out what she had been missing.
When laid down on the sod,
then cried out, "Oh, God!
For all these years I used it for pissing!"

 

[biggbear8]

Veryblueeyes started shaking with a stutter
she was lonely and wanted a flutter.
with nowhere to turn,
she slowly diddled the churn
And started to cum with the butter.

 

[biggbear8]

Im not the only one
who aint touchin that bun
2 years and 2000 miles
to only get internet smiles
where the fuck is the fun.

theres only one
who'll touch those buns
she loves her one and only
and she's not lonely
with her wit and humor she has alot of fun

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie went out on a hunt
found a man who trained his cock to perform calling it slick's stunt.
his was a very versatile spout
Could be turned inside out
Like a glove and be used as a cunt.

 

[sueanninct]

NC hooked up with a little lass named Sue,
Who had filled her little slit with glue,
And said, with a wink and a grin,
since you payed to slip it in,
now you can pay to pull it out too!"

SPEW ALERT!!!

Damn, that's funny!!

 

[biggbear8]

Sue a young girl, whose very sweet,
Who thought NC'S meat quite a treat.
When she sat on his lap,
She unbuttoned his flap
it looked good enough to eat.

 

[biggbear8]

Kayte from wisconsin
Whose tastes were perverted and rotten.
She cared not for steaks,
Or the pastries and cakes,
lived upon penis au gratin.

 

[biggbear8]

DLL couldn't type, and she got fired;
when asked to explain why she was hired.
"The executive's dong
Is only four inches long.
I thought that shorthand was all that was required"

 

[biggbear8]

The sexy man named Bear
Decided to shave all his hair
but his weenie
was so darn teeny
He gave all the girls a scare.

you've been peeking COOKIE lol i love it thx you

 

[Raindear816]

Ashleigh a young lady once said
to her new bridegroom when he got into bed,
"I'm tired of the same old stunt
That you do with my tight little cunt.
just put it up my ass instead."

Bear! You are a limerick genius darlin'! I've laffed til my sides ache! Thank you!


There once was a clever man named Bear
who all of the ladies would try and snare
He'd whip out his meat
Then shift in his seat
Saying, "Please be my guest, if you dare!"

 

[biggbear8]

Bear! You are a limerick genius darlin'! I've laffed til my sides ache! Thank you!


There once was a clever man named Bear
who all of the ladies would try and snare
He'd whip out his meat
Then shift in his seat
Saying, "Please be my guest, if you dare!"

thx you Ashleigh glad i could make you laugh hugs kisses

 

[sueanninct]

Bear! You are a limerick genius darlin'! I've laffed til my sides ache! Thank you!


There once was a clever man named Bear
who all of the ladies would try and snare
He'd whip out his meat
Then shift in his seat
Saying, "Please be my guest, if you dare!"

He does GREAT limericks, doesn't he!

Yours was great too, Rain. Wish I could write them.

 

[cookiejar]

There was a man named Ram
Cookies in his mouth he did cram
till in came a Dear
to box his ear
Now he's in a jam!

 

[cookiejar]

Tweety Sue went to the Litogether
Wearing her very best leather
Nc ate her pie
said, my oh my
We really are birds of a feather.

 

[Raindear816]

thx you Ashleigh glad i could make you laugh hugs kisses

yw sugar..thank you so much!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Imagine both my surprise and delight
Finding this Limerick thread last night
I went away and thought
A good limerick I sought
One that wouldn't give all here a fright

Mild by comparrison I agree
But give me a mo and you'll see
My creative juices will be flowing
As I get my mind a going
Once the coffee has gotten into me!

~kym~ waking up

 

[Raindear816]

He does GREAT limericks, doesn't he!

Yours was great too, Rain. Wish I could write them.

You do a fantastic job, Cookie. I like the one about Ram cute!

 

[biggbear8]

Tweety Sue went to the Litogether
Wearing her very best leather
Nc ate her pie
said, my oh my
We really are birds of a feather.

great limericks Cookie I love your wit and humor

 

[biggbear8]

Imagine both my surprise and delight
Finding this Limerick thread last night
I went away and thought
A good limerick I sought
One that wouldn't give all here a fright

Mild by comparrison I agree
But give me a mo and you'll see
My creative juices will be flowing
As I get my mind a going
Once the coffee has gotten into me!

~kym~ waking up

great limericks KYM cant wait to see your others hope that your having a great day

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[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

great limericks KYM cant wait to see your others hope that your having a great day

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My thank yous for your approval Bigbear8
Ya know what? I think you're also great!
Your openly friendly, warm and true
Who couldn't love the person that's you?
My admiration is what I wish to state

~kym~ cyber ((hugs)) to BB8