Out On A Limerick

[biggbear8]

Micheal's hands fly over Elizabeth's keys
The speed drops her to her knees
And while she's down here
without shameful fear
For she's all too happy to please

 

[biggbear8]

Now Kayte's starting rumors obscene
although she admits spurs are mighty keen
she seeks the title of rodeo star
but she's royalty by far
being crowned as the Carpet Burn Queen

 

[biggbear8]

Ashleigh, you think you're smart
limericks you call art
Don't mess with me
or get ready to be
spanked, you sweet lil tart!

 

[biggbear8]

It's always been stated
Bootgrrl will get medals for the fun she's created
she sometimes lean more towards the the theme
of chocolate syrup and whipped cream;
now that's what she calls being decorated!

 

[thegirlfriday11]

"If it's fantasies you want then I've got 'em"
she giggled as she presented her bottom.
"I saw your eyes peeking
up my skirt as we were speaking
I know a lusty man when I spot 'im"

 

[biggbear8]

Oh SUE, I thought you were a sweety
but your desire to twist the tweety
has become so obvious
even to the oblivious
I am faced with your need to beaty

 

[thegirlfriday11]

They say that patience is a virtue
But here is one more thing that is true.
I'm no Nesquik bunny
so let's get it on, honey
let me show you just what this girl can do

 

[biggbear8]

"If it's fantasies you want then I've got 'em"
she giggled as she presented her bottom.
"I saw your eyes peeking
up my skirt as we were speaking
I know a lusty man when I spot 'im"

the fantasies I have of you bottom so tan
is to spank it red if I can
I love to peek
at everything I seek
and a lusty man I am but I never ran

 

[biggbear8]

They say that patience is a virtue
But here is one more thing that is true.
I'm no Nesquik bunny
so let's get it on, honey
let me show you just what this girl can do

I love what girls can do
so Ill just lay in front of you
so there you go honey
but dont be a quick bunny
as patience is a virtue

 

[thegirlfriday11]

You can bet with that I'm not fast
'Cause I sure like the passion to last.
Take my time do it right
alter my rhythm through the night
Waste not a moment as it slips to the past

 

[biggbear8]

You can bet with that I'm not fast
'Cause I sure like the passion to last.
Take my time do it right
alter my rhythm through the night
Waste not a moment as it slips to the past

I love a woman you likes it slow
and not letting all her passion go
making love throughout the night
being in ecstasy's orgasms seems just right
no moments are wasted altering rythms as you go

 

[cookiejar]

The Poppin’ Fresh Doughboy was kneaded
By a sweet little Cookie as she pleaded,
“I'm after all of yer lovin’,
my buns are warm from the oven!”
He said, Great! But a spanking is what's needed

Lol...I love to press his tummy to see what pops up


I really must write more limericks...

 

[biggbear8]

Lol...I love to press his tummy to see what pops up


I really must write more limericks...

yes you should lol, you can press my tummy I know what comes out then lol

 

[biggbear8]

Miss Cookie is a lady quite blunt
For handsome young sailors she did hunt,
In quite boisterous shows,
So now everyone knows ,
She caught one and he's licking her ...front.

 

[cookiejar]

Miss Cookie is a lady quite blunt
For handsome young sailors she did hunt,
In quite boisterous shows,
So now everyone knows ,
She caught one and he's licking her ...front.

Lol...ty Bear

 

[biggbear8]

Miss Cookie is a young lass for fashion,
and much known for her wit and her passion,
To her captain she said
As she straddled his head
Here's one thing you sailors don't ration

 

[cookiejar]

Miss Cookie is a young lass for fashion,
and much known for her wit and her passion,
To her captain she said
As she straddled his head
Here's one thing you sailors don't ration

OMG Bear...you just get better and better.

 

[cookiejar]

The sexy man named Bear
Decided to shave all his hair
but his weenie
was so darn teeny
He gave all the girls a scare.

 

[cookiejar]

There was a man named NC
Who really had to take a pee
he said, by jeezers
I need some tweezers
Cause it's no bigger than a flea.

 

[biggbear8]

NC hooked up with a little lass named Sue,
Who had filled her little slit with glue,
And said, with a wink and a grin,
since you payed to slip it in,
now you can pay to pull it out too!"

 

[cookiejar]

A kinky guy named ruminator
Fell in love with a potater
he knew how to whittle
so he bored out the middle
He screwed her, then he ate her.

 

[cookiejar]

The man we know as Slick
Fell in love with his own dick
he bends real low
so he can blow
He likes being his own trick.

 

[Killswitch]

there once was a girl named cookie
I thought Id give her a looky
there seemed a brick wall
lengthy and tall
guess Im gettin no nooky

 

[biggbear8]

Sterling whose sight was myopic
Thought sex was an incredible topic.
So poor were his eyes,
That despite its great size,
to him his penis appeared microscopic

 

[biggbear8]

killswitch who has a tinnie weenie
thought Cookie was a terrible meanie.
she had a hatch for her snatch
also had a catch that would latch
So she could only be screwed by Slick Houdini.