Out On A Limerick

[biggbear8]

A shapely Bootgrrl about a great cheer
In her elegant plunging brassiere.
The men all did seek
To enjoy a full peek
Except one, who of course . . . . . had great fear

 

[biggbear8]

Kayte stares at the guy spreading dirt
The one who's at work in no shirt
His muscles gleam wet
At which you can bet,
Kayte's ready to take off her skirt

 

[cookiejar]

Cookie a bikini clad lass is well tanned,
With a shape that is stunningly grand.
She is ready for lust,
But she finds that there's just
No fun since slick was banned.

 

[biggbear8]

guess you miss the other one in here for you and slick lol

 

[cookiejar]

When Cookie wanted a new way to futter
Slick greased her behind with butter;
Then, with a tube sock,
In went his thick jock,
And soon she was carried home on a shutter

OMG...you are bad. LOL

 

[biggbear8]

OMG...you are bad. LOL

love ya sweetie and yes I am bad

 

[cookiejar]

There was a lady named Dream
Who liked to screw in a stream
the water was cold
or so I'm told
Causing the lady to scream.

 

[cookiejar]

Bear a wonderful fellow
Stuck his dick in some Jello
but each time
the Jello was lime
He thinks it's time to try yellow.

 

[cookiejar]

Kym loves a man in a kilt
I'm told he's really well built
a real hottie
that's her scottie
As long as he doesn't wilt.

 

[cookiejar]

Kayte a lady with style
Is walking around with a smile
cause last night in bed
she gave a guy head
Which she hadn't done in awhile.

 

[cookiejar]

Ms. Sue she started to rub
Bear's weiner in the tub
then with her mouth
she went down south
Now all you hear is blub blub.

 

[sueanninct]

Ms. Sue she started to rub
Bear's weiner in the tub
then with her mouth
she went down south
Now all you hear is blub blub.

I think Bear will like that one!!

 

[biggbear8]

Ms. Sue she started to rub
Bear's weiner in the tub
then with her mouth
she went down south
Now all you hear is blub blub.

it was blub blub that you heard
it was slurp slurp as she stirred
her caress's were so tender
as she stroked my cock so slender
and she never mumbled a word

 

[biggbear8]

Kym loves a man in a kilt
I'm told he's really well built
a real hottie
that's her scottie
As long as he doesn't wilt.

so kym what do they wear
under their kilts so fair
do they swing freely
or have underwear so steely
because if its cold they must swaer

 

[biggbear8]

Kayte a lady with style
Is walking around with a smile
cause last night in bed
she gave a guy head
Which she hadn't done in awhile.

so Kayte is like Cookie said
its been so long since you've given head
must have been a great night
to see such a wonderful sight
of a stiff cock in your bed

 

[biggbear8]

Bear a wonderful fellow
Stuck his dick in some Jello
but each time
the Jello was lime
He thinks it's time to try yellow.

awwwwwww the jello feel so slick
as i slide in my dick
feels just like her thick juice
as i plunge in making it loose
but its quite cold against my wick

 

[biggbear8]

There was a lady named Dream
Who liked to screw in a stream
the water was cold
or so I'm told
Causing the lady to scream.

now dream how do you keep him from shrinking
in that water cold enough for drinking
I am waiting to be told
because I want to make love in the cold
I'd really hate to lose our linking!!!

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie making love in outer space
while floating face to face
no gravity to hold her down
with every thrust they fly around
and cum floating all over the place


sighing that was so much fun
we must do it again hon
this time wear a cover
so cum doesnt go all over my lover
ohhhhhhhh look heres the sun

 

[thegirlfriday11]

I'm clueless, frustrated, and undersexed
so you make the move on what is next.
because I don't quite know now what you're doing,
though I'm quite turned on by the seductive luring,
that teasing has got me quite perplexed.

Are you having second thoughts
about shouldn't do's and should nots?
Your eyes say your mind finds it quite compelling
that i'm open, willing, and not telling...
and something else looks like it wants it lots!


I noticed the way you adjusted your seating
and that openness gave me an arrhythmic beating.
i saw your desires right there on display
it was my doubt that got in the way
my fear of being wrong was defeating

You do still have an open invitation,
though i understand the reservation;
and you do have my full consent
to indulge your lust in me until your fully spent
and sated by every sensation.

Would it help if i said please?
Would you like me to say it on my knees?
All i need is for you to say
that naughtiness would be ok
and we can play not tease.

 

[biggbear8]

I'm clueless, frustrated, and undersexed
so you make the move on what is next.
because I don't quite know now what you're doing,
though I'm quite turned on by the seductive luring,
that teasing has got me quite perplexed.

Are you having second thoughts
about shouldn't do's and should nots?
Your eyes say your mind finds it quite compelling
that i'm open, willing, and not telling...
and something else looks like it wants it lots!


I noticed the way you adjusted your seating
and that openness gave me an arrhythmic beating.
i saw your desires right there on display
it was my doubt that got in the way
my fear of being wrong was defeating

You do still have an open invitation,
though i understand the reservation;
and you do have my full consent
to indulge your lust in me until your fully spent
and sated by every sensation.

Would it help if i said please?
Would you like me to say it on my knees?
All i need is for you to say
that naughtiness would be ok
and we can play not tease.

I dont do alot of luring
but I really love staring
my teasing isnt meant to perplex
its to get you ready for sex
you have me reving up my gearing

not having second thoughts
its always should and not should nots
Im compelled by your eyes
for they tell no lies
that something elso wants more and more and lots and lots


I have no reservations
to your invitation
Im glad I have your consent
because its been so long since Ive been spent
and felt that sated sensation

I'd love you between my legs on your knees
with no need to ever say please
naughtyness is always pleasure
when done at your leasure
we can do both play and tease

please dont let your doubt get in the way
when I put on my display
I have to adjust my seating
because of my cock's openness arrhythmic beating
I truly love to play

 

[biggbear8]

in her very sexy clothes
DLL really knows
no man can refuse her desires
as they try toput out her fires
making her passions grow

DLL the warrior queen love rubbing bum
isnt really mean only when drinking rum
its love she conquers
and men she prefers
draining them of all their cum

 

[biggbear8]

tweety sue is a very rare breed
with breasts of double D
dont worry my fine men
theres more than enough of ten
and Im looking for a hunky steed

Sue turning in the shower
grasped as she seen my tower
she began to caress
than inside her she did press
feeling the full strength of its power

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie went for a bike ride
with a toy buried deep inside
as she shouted with glee
someone thought she took a pee
as by them she did glide


Cookie was chatting online
while drinking some wine
he typed I have a woody
she smiled saying goody
now I can dine

 

[biggbear8]

Kayte was invited to the lake
her bathing suit she did take
the man said there is no need
skinny dipping was his plea
I guess I do need to bake

as they were laying around
his hand she did bound
I think this is a little kinky
as she spanked with with a slinky
and he slithered on the ground

 

[biggbear8]

Elizabeth at the pool about micheal she was thinking
when all of a sudden she got a feeling of sinking
Micheal slide between her thighs
than looked into her eyes
in her dream there was a linking

Elizabeth was in the cabana on the swing
trying to figure out how to make a fucking machine
with her favorite toy she named micheal
in and out of her it went in full cycle
the orgasm hit making her ears ring