Orgy A Logistical Nightmare

[sunstruck]

I love the Onion!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3814/orgy_logistical_nightmare.html

Poor guy. Why DOES group sex have to be so complicated?

 

[AzureAngel]

*Raises hand.* I want to lick salsa off of privates. Chacha!

 

[christophe]

eeeek I am from Canton, hmmmmm, interesting enough it never made the front page of the news paper.....go figure!


would have been even funnier if I knew the guy...but I dont.

 

[kotori]

Why DOES group sex have to be so complicated?

I think the key word here is "group." Sometimes it's complicated having sex with just myself.

 

[plasticman33]

I suppose if he can't get enough women he could substitute sheep!

 

[KillerMuffin]

On an unrelated note:

A group of worms were conducting an orgy in my backyard last night. Is it appropriate to let a seven year old boy watch?

 

[sunstruck]

On an unrelated note:

A group of worms were conducting an orgy in my backyard last night. Is it appropriate to let a seven year old boy watch?

So long as there's only one vibrating but plug involved.

 

[sabbathstorm]

I absolutely loved that Onion article. It was forwarded to a few of the non-converts. How can they resist the Onion after that?

 

[Ginny]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3814/orgy_jump.jpg

"That was stupid of me," he said. "Mexican food isn't really good for an orgy: No one wants to lick salsa off someone's privates. But I'd already spent two nights Photoshopping sombreros onto the nude pictures on the invitation, so I can't back out now."


oh so damn funny.....the onion rules....the to-do list...hysterical....

thanks sunstruck!

 

[sunstruck]

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3814/orgy_jump.jpg

"That was stupid of me," he said. "Mexican food isn't really good for an orgy: No one wants to lick salsa off someone's privates. But I'd already spent two nights Photoshopping sombreros onto the nude pictures on the invitation, so I can't back out now."


oh so damn funny.....the onion rules....the to-do list...hysterical....

thanks sunstruck!

Anytime girly. Gotta love the onion!

 

[Ginny]

whoopsy daisy......bumppppppp......

(i thought it was funny.....obviously....i always forget to zip to the onion......it's nice when someone reminds you...points out a really funny one)