Orgasms: a comparison

[cymbidia]

This was sent to me by angie_girl and i didn't think i should keep it all to myself. Go see. Men really do miss out.

http://www.storiesonline.net/Pages/Orgasms.html

 

[Pyper]

Crap, Cymbidia, that page nearly gave me a seizure!

 

[TonyG]

That was the funniest thing....ROFL

 

[april-wine]

whoaaaaaaaaaaa....can you bottle that...grin

 

[Newbie By Nature]

its not fair!

 

[Cordelia]

Heh heh heh......isn't it great to be a woman.....

 

[nitengale]

I never get visual disturbances from my orgasms...am I missing out??

 

[Guest]

bummp for Siren

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Si...

That's God showing you what a funny sense of humor he really has.

 

[It'sasecret]

Ok I must be missing out b/c when I click on either one it just closes the page.

 

[xx_La_Reina_xx]

mmmmmm!

I love being a WOMAN!!!!!



*SMILE* Reina

 

[Haushinka]

thank gawd I'm a woman

 

[Starfire]

thank gawd I'm a woman

LOL ... but - would you trade the female orgasm for the male one if you could also swap the menstrual stuff and the labours of birth??

Thank gawd I'm a man!

 

[TigerClaw]

Well, normally I would agree.

But there are some feelings that you experience as a man that just dont translate into a web page. And it depends on the feeling and the touch of the woman you are with.

I found that out recently.

 

[Tungwagger]

That is hilarious.....although I must admit....my orgasms last alittle longer than what was depicted in the site......just a little bit....and I will pass on the PMS, cramps, stretch marks, boobs sagging, cellulite, hormonal shifts, vericose veins, and the whole gamut of female afflictions...

Instead I only have to worry about: hair growing on my back, in my ears, nose hair blending into my mustache, getting a monobrow, razor burn on my face, zits on my ass, elephantitis, the occasional bout of impotence which will increase in frequency as I get older, inguinal hernia, ...........

Hey, wait a minute.......NO FAIR!!!!

 

[Wiggles]

And to think, if you're a woman you can click that button many many times.
If you're a man usually once or twice at the most.

<Looking at pussy>
I Love you.

 

[Black_Bird]

When God was done creating the world and giving each of the creatures a special abilty, God realized that there were two special gifts left, one for Adam, and one for Eve.

We men can write our name in pee... Good choice Adam!

 

[TigerClaw]

And to think, if you're a woman you can click that button many many times.
If you're a man usually once or twice at the most.

<Looking at pussy>
I Love you.

Ha
Know before you speak.

 

[Wiggles]

Ha
Know before you speak.

Just my personal experiences, I've never seen a man come more than twice in any one sexual experience.

So I guess it's really, know More before you speak. And hey, I'm all about the learning new things!

 

[Tim1]

Damn

I climbed on top of my monitor and had the same one you did....

 

[lovetoread]

Many times I too have thanked the powers that be that I was a woman...

Then I see snow and realize that I cannot write in it and I become sad...

 

[TigerClaw]

What???

Many times I too have thanked the powers that be that I was a woman...

Then I see snow and realize that I cannot write in it and I become sad...

Yes, but I have already offered you mine to write with.

So, that was it?

 

[Black_Bird]

Many times I too have thanked the powers that be that I was a woman...

Then I see snow and realize that I cannot write in it and I become sad...

LOL!!!

In all honesty - men *can* have multiple sustained orgasms like women can... they just have to work a lot harder to be able to. They have to study and practice Tantric Sex; not easy, from what I understand...

 

[lovetoread]

Re: What???

Yes, but I have already offered you mine to write with.

So, that was it?

But darlin,there wasnt any snow when you were here.

In all honesty - men *can* have multiple sustained orgasms like women can... they just have to work a lot harder to be able to. They have to study and practice Tantric Sex; not easy, from what I understand...

Its true that men can have multiples as I have recently learned,which shocked the ever living crap out of me,as my ex was a one shot type of guy and I assumed that all men where like that.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: What???

Its true that men can have multiples as I have recently learned,which shocked the ever living crap out of me,as my ex was a one shot type of guy and I assumed that all men where like that.

Or, rarely, they have them naturally... *shrugs*