Doog_kuron
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No orgasm pill yet........listen you......don't make me get serious. *taps her long heels impatiently*
No one bosses me around, even sexy ladies with strategically placed birth marks

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No orgasm pill yet........listen you......don't make me get serious. *taps her long heels impatiently*

Jimmy you can do this right? I mean what problem have you NOT solved? Think of how much everyone would appreciate you. Ok......I guess that doesn't move your needle so try and find another motivation will ya?
I come from people who created America and Western Civilization. I oughta be at stud for fortunes per service.

No one bosses me around, even sexy ladies with strategically placed birth marks![]()
Wanna bet?

Actually...yeah, I'll take that bet. Do your worst oh worshiper of margaritas![]()
Says the tuff guy that's like a zillion miles away. I'd have you wrapped around my finger in less time than it takes me to bake a king cake. Love Mardi Gras!![]()
like to see anyone wrap me round their little finger
and you're not that far away madam, a single flight is all it takes What you oughta do is consider taking that act out on the road.![]()
Oh now who's making the excuseslike to see anyone wrap me round their little finger
and you're not that far away madam, a single flight is all it takes
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Its true, I never lie.
this profile pic isn't just for show Probably better if I fly to you, you have nicer weatherthis profile pic isn't just for show
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The O pill to be specific. Remember that? That's what all of this is about right? I mean other than me because of course everything is about me.
Well you'd better show up with gifts.The O pill to be specific. Remember that? That's what all of this is about right? I mean other than me because of course everything is about me.
Is that all? Lemme get my rear end to travelocity right now.
Then why aren't you putting your genius to work making the O pill? You'd have legions (more) of admiring fans.

Yup, spiking is really cool - NOTa horny additive for chocolate
no use for us guys at all...
What we need...
Then we wouldn't have to spend any money on those $7.00 drinks,
It would be win/win for all of us!
Yup, spiking is really cool - NOT

what a romancer you are - along with your us and we boy club
....Think nose spray.....
I just did, and that painted a picture on my retina of a slightly disgruntled lady jabbing a spray up the snout..... pressing .....waiting..... then exploding in a loud "when Harry met Sally"- orgasm.
Come down, blow nose, shrug and continue down the sidewalk....
Ummm you kinda missed the intent. I was actually referring to nose spray as a good thing that can solve one problem but because it's so addictive it can cause a bigger problem than the one it solves.
Also ........this post was started simply because it was just a silly thought that passed between my ears. I'm like that. Sooooo guys, please stop pm'ing me thinking I am mad at men and want to do away with you. Read the original post ding dongs. I said that I prefer getting my O's from men. Plus this whole thing was supposed to be silly. So.....guys, breathe.
