Orgasm pill

Jimmy you can do this right? I mean what problem have you NOT solved? Think of how much everyone would appreciate you. Ok......I guess that doesn't move your needle so try and find another motivation will ya?

I come from people who created America and Western Civilization. I oughta be at stud for fortunes per service.
 
Actually...yeah, I'll take that bet. Do your worst oh worshiper of margaritas :p

Says the tuff guy that's like a zillion miles away. I'd have you wrapped around my finger in less time than it takes me to bake a king cake. Love Mardi Gras! :)
 
Says the tuff guy that's like a zillion miles away. I'd have you wrapped around my finger in less time than it takes me to bake a king cake. Love Mardi Gras! :)

Oh now who's making the excuses :p like to see anyone wrap me round their little finger :p and you're not that far away madam, a single flight is all it takes ;)
 
Oh now who's making the excuses :p like to see anyone wrap me round their little finger :p and you're not that far away madam, a single flight is all it takes ;)

Is that all? Lemme get my rear end to travelocity right now.


Its true, I never lie.

Then why aren't you putting your genius to work making the O pill? You'd have legions (more) of admiring fans.
 
Probably better if I fly to you, you have nicer weather :p this profile pic isn't just for show ;)
 
Probably better if I fly to you, you have nicer weather :p this profile pic isn't just for show ;)

Well you'd better show up with gifts. :D The O pill to be specific. Remember that? That's what all of this is about right? I mean other than me because of course everything is about me.
 
Well you'd better show up with gifts. :D The O pill to be specific. Remember that? That's what all of this is about right? I mean other than me because of course everything is about me.

I'll show up with gifts, naturally. I'll even, horror of horrors buy you a margarita. Think you might be out of luck on the o pill front however ;)
 
Is that all? Lemme get my rear end to travelocity right now.




Then why aren't you putting your genius to work making the O pill? You'd have legions (more) of admiring fans.

I don't want any fans or admirers or friends. Men are good for drinking and football, women are good for sex. I don't care for drinking or football, and sex I can buy without obligation to suffer female whining and nonsense. I told my grandsons, BUY MILK TILL YOU JUST GOTTA BUY A COW.
 
Oh no. an orgasm pill would be a bad idea. If a woman could orgasm from just a pill, women would have no use for us guys at all. What we need is to invent a horny additive for chocolate to make women even hornier than they are now. Then we wouldn't have to spend any money on those $7.00 drinks, and look at the money you would save by not having to buy panties. It would be win/win for all of us! :D
 
no use for us guys at all...

What we need...

Then we wouldn't have to spend any money on those $7.00 drinks,

It would be win/win for all of us!

what a romancer you are - along with your us and we boy club
 
Yup, spiking is really cool - NOT

Oh, we wouldn't spike the chocolate ourselves, we would sell it to the chocolate manufacturers and let them put it in as a flavor enhancer. It would be much too slow to spike each piece of chocolate individually, we would need it to be universally distributed. Imagine what a paradise that would be!

You know, on second thought, maybe they are already doing that? Chocolate does make you feel better doesn't it? hmmmmm, I wonder! :D
 
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....Think nose spray.....

I just did, and that painted a picture on my retina of a slightly disgruntled lady jabbing a spray up the snout..... pressing .....waiting..... then exploding in a loud "when Harry met Sally"- orgasm.

Come down, blow nose, shrug and continue down the sidewalk....
 
I just did, and that painted a picture on my retina of a slightly disgruntled lady jabbing a spray up the snout..... pressing .....waiting..... then exploding in a loud "when Harry met Sally"- orgasm.

Come down, blow nose, shrug and continue down the sidewalk....

Ummm you kinda missed the intent. I was actually referring to nose spray as a good thing that can solve one problem but because it's so addictive it can cause a bigger problem than the one it solves.

Also ........this post was started simply because it was just a silly thought that passed between my ears. I'm like that. Sooooo guys, please stop pm'ing me thinking I am mad at men and want to do away with you. Read the original post ding dongs. I said that I prefer getting my O's from men. Plus this whole thing was supposed to be silly. So.....guys, breathe.
 
Thirty years ago when I was learning hypnosis I got my wife to have an orgasm that started in her big toe and spread up her leg. I did not touch her. She didn't believe it could happen.

I learned the technique from Milton Erickson MD who used it with paralyzed women who wanted to feel orgasms. He demonstrated how orgasm can be felt anywhere.
 
Ummm you kinda missed the intent. I was actually referring to nose spray as a good thing that can solve one problem but because it's so addictive it can cause a bigger problem than the one it solves.

Also ........this post was started simply because it was just a silly thought that passed between my ears. I'm like that. Sooooo guys, please stop pm'ing me thinking I am mad at men and want to do away with you. Read the original post ding dongs. I said that I prefer getting my O's from men. Plus this whole thing was supposed to be silly. So.....guys, breathe.

Have no fear, I never suspected you to be serious.
:D


On the serious note:
If we wanted to have a "chemically induced orgasm", we would probably need to release a lot of dopamine, triggering the brains "reward and feel good" system.*
I think that anything that could do that, would be highly addictive.


*I'm quite sure, JBJ can tell more about that part.
 
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