Opps.....a four letter word that says you screwed up!

[PumpkinSmasher]

I wanted to see if anyone can beat this true event that happened to me.

Me and my wife were having a small arguement in our house. In the middle of it she loses her point of what she wanted to say. To this day, I believe that I was going to say:

"Your a dodo"

Instead, it came out as:

"Your a dildo"

Pretty bad, I know. But it gets worse. Our 12 year old son was walking through the room. He laughed and went outside. My wife looks at me as if I spat on her and all I could do and say "I'm sorry" over and over again. Needless to say I lost the arguement.

Anyone got something worse?

 

[April]

1. LMAO!!

2. It's "oops", not "opps".

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

Damnit. The very first time I ever start a thread and I forget to use spell check.

OOPS

 

[ARaynes]

My bf's wife was nagging him about something and he said, "OK MOTHER!"

He nearly fell to his knees not knowing what to say. He honestly didn't mean to say mother.....but she was actinng like his mother does. LOL

 

[BamaBelle]

bf?


Boy Friend?
Best Friend?
Baby's Father?

 

[glamorilla]

butt fucker!!!

I once drew a sketch of a nude model holding a dildo and I accidently handed that version in!