Open at your own risk - it's meant to be fluff

[A Desert Rose]

Rule #1. Fun, flirting, good natured-bantering and levity is not allowed in this forum. For this the perpetrator will be flamed, admonished, and drawn and quartered in the public square.

Addendum to Rule #1- it is permissible to engage in fun, flirting, good-natured bantering and levity if those engaging in such are part of the community. If the perpetrator has not been accepted in such, the aforementioned punishment while be administered.

(Although I know no one is reading this thread, there will be more rules to come.)

Rose

 

[lovetoread]

There is something about a forceful personality.

Heh...

 

[~Dream~]

hey Rose?

can the "drawn & quartered and admonished' please be "changed to harsh spankings' instead? please? pretty please?

 

[A Desert Rose]

RRRRRRRule #2

Rule #2 It is not permissible to post threads that might be construed by the members of this community as funny or light hearted, if you are not a member of this community. In addition, no thread can be posted that does not specifically pertain to the communities delineated designation of BDSM. For this, the aforementioned community will attempt to banish you to the dreaded and dreadful GB.

(Example: Tony Soprano makes me wet as opposed to Richard 49 needs a title.)

 

[lovetoread]

Duly noted.

 

[~Dream~]

gets out my special handy dandy notebook..

and writes down that last rule as 1 of my fav quotes at a BDSM forum

hey? check this out Sis Rose? >We,the submissives of Lterotica BDSM forum,do hereby wish to assert ourselves as the strong, intelligent,loving women (and men)we truly are and to Boldly go where no Dom /mes have ever taken us before(as THEY wish ,of course!) to serve them well..
Master told me that I have NO IDEA what awaits me yet , lol so THAT itself inspired me..





* edited to add (and men ) oops sorry

 

[A Desert Rose]

RRRRRRule #3

Rule #3 No one can refer to themselves as an authentic Dom/me or sub or switch, unless the Star Chamber of this community has deemed that so. Until such time as the Star Chamber gives it's seal of approval, one will be referred to in other terms; i.e. fake, phoney, wannabe, etc.

 

[PlayDoe]

Unite my fellow hobbits!

Elrond raised his eyes and looked at him.........
"This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise
from their quiet fields,
to shake the towers and counsels of the Great.
Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?"

 

[lovetoread]

What is a hobbit?

 

[PlayDoe]

Start the revolution - were taking over!

You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright

 

[lovetoread]

Oh no...that is now in my head.

I'm doomed.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Pshaw, Pshaw

I've got my eye on you!

Eb

 

[skye in silk]

Re: RRRRRRule #3

Rule #3 No one can refer to themselves as an authentic Dom/me or sub or switch, unless the Star Chamber of this community has deemed that so. Until such time as the Star Chamber gives it's seal of approval, one will be referred to in other terms; i.e. fake, phoney, wannabe, etc.

rose. you don't know me. this is my first bdsm posting. i know this post is tongue in cheek. but i have to say. as someone very new to the idea of BDSM and i have seen how others have been treated on this board because they don't have years of experience, or haven't gone beyond the world of online in their personal journeys. i haven't posted for this very reason. i have been a dedicated lurker for months and have valued the information and experiences others share, but its hard for me to ever feel other than a "wannabe" with this group. oops i guess i have broken rule number 5. lol. anyways i have enjoyed your postings and have learned a lot. thank you for sharing your journey. just had to have a touchy feeling moment. excuse me for interrupting the thread.

Thank You,

Skye

 

[lovetoread]

Hi and welcome.

We are not real subs.

We are "self-professed subs" which are a totally other thang..

Just joking people!

Pull up a chair and join in,I am glad to have met you.

I would talk more,but someone has to cook dinner.

 

[A Desert Rose]

RRRRRRule #4

Rule #4 Touchy-feely threads are only allowed by annoited members of this community. After recieving the seal of approval from the Star Chamber, the poster will be allowed to engage in touchy-feely threads: i.e. The weekend BDSM report.
Until such time those who engage in *hugs* or other forms of public displays of affection will be labled air-heads.

 

[lovetoread]

How much trouble would I be in if I wanted to get touchy feely with someone?

Ach....dinner..

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: RRRRRRule #3

rose. you don't know me. this is my first bdsm posting. i know this post is tongue in cheek. but i have to say. as someone very new to the idea of BDSM and i have seen how others have been treated on this board because they don't have years of experience, or haven't gone beyond the world of online in their personal journeys. i haven't posted for this very reason. i have been a dedicated lurker for months and have valued the information and experiences others share, but its hard for me to ever feel other than a "wannabe" with this group. oops i guess i have broken rule number 5. lol. anyways i have enjoyed your postings and have learned a lot. thank you for sharing your journey. just had to have a touchy feeling moment. excuse me for interrupting the thread.

Thank You,

Skye

Well, I know you now. Very pleased to meet you. And honored that you are posting to my tripe.

Also, thank you for inspiring Rule #4. I almost forgot about the hugs stuff.....

Come back, post to me anytime. I really am a nice person.

Rose

 

[A Desert Rose]

How much trouble would I be in if I wanted to get touchy feely with someone?

Ach....dinner..

I think that will be the next thread: PUNISHMENT for violating the sacred FORUM rules.

I will keep that in mind. Of course the worst thing that can happen is to be ignored by THE community here, as is what is happening now.

hehehe. You guys can't fool me, I know you are ignoring me.

Rose

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Unite my fellow hobbits!

Elrond raised his eyes and looked at him.........
"This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise
from their quiet fields,
to shake the towers and counsels of the Great.
Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?"

Great. I would make a cute hobbit. I am short and have curly hair and an impish face and cute little tush......

I like the Hobbit addition here. Beatles never hurts either- One of my all time fav bands. Des really is in the dark about them though.

Rose

 

[Sandia]

Desert Rose, aren't you the head of the Star Chamber???

I really, really thought you were. NOW who do I go to for approval?

 

[Sandia]

I really, really need to know whether I'm a faker or not. Whom should I ask?

 

[MsWorthy]

Are there no REAL dom/mes or TRUE subs in here????

Hold on, I think I see one over there!!!

~smiles~

 

[lovetoread]

To be true is to be true to yourself.


My Zen moment for the day.

 

[PlayDoe]

Well then we need to show Des the door. And since the last rule was about touchy feely stuff, then the door I had in mind was:

Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?

Yuk, yuk, wink.

 

[lovetoread]

I want to know something....

Can you learn how to be a Dom?

I am only curious.