One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[may_I_please]

To that which you currently are

I would take a midnight walk

and Willy helicopters of course

 

[Btq97]

Would be a total slut complete and utter whore getting all the pussy and cock hopefully at the same time,

 

[may_I_please]

Would be a total slut complete and utter whore getting all the pussy and cock hopefully at the same time,

I didn’t say there would be no consequences

 

[Btq97]

I didn’t say there would be no consequences

There are always consequences. They are for future me to worry about.
If there is a veritable smorgasbord of clit and cock and tits in front on me and some cocks behind
then woo hoo let the fucking sucking spurting and cum fest commence.

 

[may_I_please]

There are always consequences. They are for future me to worry about.
If there is a veritable smorgasbord of clit and cock and tits in front on me and some cocks behind
then woo hoo let the fucking sucking spurting and cum fest commence.

As a chick I am left wondering who hid the smorgasbord tbh



as a man I would absolutely walk straight down the middle of the pavement without moving aside for oncoming pedestrians and I would look them straight in the eye too

 

[AmberLGreen]

I would kill a bug and fix something just to experience it

 

[Btq97]

I would kill a bug and fix something just to experience it

Bug killing - as long as it was a small one
fixing things - i would call some one it ends up being cheaper

 

[sandybrooke]

Male here. I would host a gang bang

 

[may_I_please]

I’d enjoy putting things bigger than a lipstick in my Jean pockets

 

[Coranhorn]

I would probably tell a man he was right to see if his head exploded

 

[may_I_please]

I’d play interrupting cow in real life

 

[Btq97]

I’d enjoy putting things bigger than a lipstick in my Jean pockets

So as a man would you know where the smorgasbord was hidden?

 

[may_I_please]

So as a man would you know where the smorgasbord was hidden?

no I’d probably just bumble around confused and wondering why everyone else seems to have things all worked out

 

[Btq97]

no I’d probably just bumble around confused and wondering why everyone else seems to have things all worked out

Join the club

 

[may_I_please]

Join the club

Already in it baby

 

[Btq97]

Already in it baby

who runs the we know what the fuck is going on club and where can i get the guide book from

 

[AmberLGreen]

I would buy one of those penis enlargement pumps that I am always getting emails about

 

[may_I_please]

who runs the we know what the fuck is going on club and where can i get the guide book from

I think there’s a secret society, we probably just weren’t born into the right families

 

[Btq97]

I think there’s a secret society, we probably just weren’t born into the right families

I do fear that you are correct.
Members of the mushroom class

 

[may_I_please]

I do fear that you are correct.
Members of the mushroom class

We magic mushrooms

 

[Btq97]

We magic mushrooms

Om nom nom play in the magic kingdom

 

[ydahecnot]

I would change my mind every few seconds

 

[may_I_please]

I’d know what I want to eat

 

[Btq97]

I’d know what I want to eat

i would want some of your chips no more than that ffs do not be so stingy

 

[may_I_please]

i would want some of your chips no more than that ffs do not be so stingy

I’d order my own chips cos I wouldn’t be counting calories in my head and I’m goddam hungry



(other peoples chips taste better though, and the calories still belong to them)