Omg!!!!

[Gilly Bean]

-sobs-

Say it isn't so!!


Last night, I found out my baby sister has a boyfriend. She is only 14.

Well, I gave her a talk, you know... the birthcontrol/no sex talk. (I knew my mom wouldn't)

Now, I am on the phone with my aunt, and I found out she not only has a boyfriend, but also a HICKEY!!! She didn't tell me that!!!!



-sobs- I feel so OLD now! I used to feed her, and she used to puke on me... and... she is only 14!?!?!?!

 

[sexy-girl]

if i ever have a daughter she wont date anyone ever ... male or female

 

[Pokerman]

My daughter is not being allowed out of the house until she's 30 lol

 

[SweetCherry]

My daughter is not being allowed out of the house until she's 30 lol

Yeah! What he said!

God, I wasn't even allowed to date til I was 16. Kissing was almost non-existant til then too. Then again, I was raised by rather strict parents.

 

[lazarus UK]

-sobs- I feel so OLD now! I used to feed her, and she used to puke on me... and... she is only 14!?!?!?!

All is not lost ... if she's found a boyfriend, she'll soon find the other bad habits ... don't fret, she'll soon be puking on you again

 

[Gilly Bean]

-SOBS-


NOT FUNNY!!!!! She damn well BETTER NOT!


-sighs-

My baby girl isn't allowed to date until she is around... 90-ish...

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Now, I am on the phone with my aunt, and I found out she not only has a boyfriend, bu

uh oh....this is trouble...we all know that hickeys are the sexual gateway drug...wont be long he'll be...

ummmmm i'll shut up now

 

[Ravenloft]

Too bad no one taught her about masturbation... Then she wouldn't need a boyfriend... Heheh!

 

[Armygirl]

one of my Friends sister shes 13 now
has had more sexual partners than i have and im 21
she started having sex when she was I think 12

it sad

Army

 

[StondTmplPilot]

army dont post any more!

i like thinking about you in 69

 

[Gilly Bean]

Too bad no one taught her about masturbation... Then she wouldn't need a boyfriend... Heheh!

Aww hell, I found it all on my own long before that. I was like 12, I think.


And I sure as hell am NOT going to teach her that!

 

[Ravenloft]

I found out about that whole masturbation "thing" when I was nine... Found one of my dads porn vids... Theres been no going back since either...

Why, Gilly? Think its dirty or something?! Heheh! Oh, Im not suggesting you teach her, that would be just wrong... Its really something each have to learn on their own, and for some reason, I think she already knows how to do it, its just a question of if SHE thinks its dirty/gross/whatever though... See, I grew up being told, "go ahead if thats whatcha wanna do, JUST NOT ON THE COUCH FOR CHRIST SAKES!" Hehehe!

 

[kiwiwolf]

I've got three daughters, all blonde and beautiful like their mother... and a big shotgun. Bring on the boys, but they better be good runners... I prefer moving targets... lol

 

[wolfie69]

Hmmmmm.... not to rub salt in the wound but I LOST my virginity at age 14. I was seduced by an older woman of 15