Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[NCneedslove_18]

I’m out of the ones I’ve heard!

 

[Lichen2CU]

We made it 27 - maybe we ARE "cool kids"... just saying...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

And we are on page 27!

My work here is done!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I’m out of the ones I’ve heard!

YOU have an excellent memory for dad jokes!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Another successful day of making the world safe for dad jokes!

 

[Lichen2CU]

And we are on page 27!

My work here is done!

Pointing up... I may have sent you a message...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

We made it 27 - maybe we ARE "cool kids"... just saying...

Oh Lichen my dear friend, I’m always right! Stick with me, we are so the cool kids!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yay!!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

YOU have an excellent memory for dad jokes!!

I have friends send them to me. One of my friend’s dad sends them to me. He’s in his 80’s and funny as hell!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Pointing up... I may have sent you a message...

Oops! Sorry I never look at those. Checking now

 

[Lichen2CU]

What choice do old people have other than to be funny? Our lives suck otherwise.... (not really...)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What choice do old people have other than to be funny? Our lives suck otherwise.... (not really...)

Haha! They live the life! Their son is in London and they are traveling all the time.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Answered you!

 

[dawn_of_night]

What choice do old people have other than to be funny? Our lives suck otherwise.... (not really...)

I don't think that's totally true....

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi dawn... sorry was away from my computer. Yes - I was (mostly) kidding...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Being old(er) has its upsides....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Being old(er) has its upsides....

Fair
I feel that.
I'm not much past youngin.... But older than that last milestone

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What did the shy traffic light say to the Jaguar?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I used to hate facial hair.

Then it grew on me…
(Not really )

I just posted this one in the Chaos Cafe thread!

 

[dawn_of_night]

What did the shy traffic light say to the Jaguar?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What did the shy traffic light say to the Jaguar?

Don't look now.... I'm changing.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Not a joke, a sign off.

It's nearly an hour since the nocturnal curse woke me and I didn't manage to get straight back to sleep after, but I'm yawning now so I'll say good night morning (it's 5am) and catch you later.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together

 

[Shygentleman2]

Sorry I'm late to the party...hopefully this isn't a repeat (I haven't read all 27 pages).

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…

She gave me a hug

 

[Shygentleman2]

My grandfather’s last words were,

“Stop shaking the ladder!”