Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

Best food to eat in a swamp?

(Marshed Potatoes)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

Because it made him too jumpy!

 

[Lichen2CU]

BOOM! Page 26.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Look at us!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Let’s hit 27!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear

 

[Lichen2CU]

I know... Someday everyone will understand how awesome we are....

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear

Wow. You're on fire...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Oh they already do, they just don’t want to show it!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

 

[Lichen2CU]

What shoes do horses like to wear?

(Saddle shoes)

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oh they already do, they just don’t want to show it!

Most likely...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Speaking of shoes…

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Most likely...

Oh trust me, they are green with envy. We ARE the cool kids

 

[Lichen2CU]

Wow... I surrender. I'm outa "ammo"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Oh trust me, they are green with envy. We ARE the cool kids

We are???? Now that I definitely did not see coming in my case. You -sure...but ME??

 

[NCneedslove_18]

We are???? Now that I definitely did not see coming in my case. You -sure...but ME??

Oh absolutely we both are! We radiate positivity!

 

[Lichen2CU]

What knot is the easiest to untie?

(A knot that's not a knot)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Found this one on the internet.

What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say?

I stand corrected

 

[Lichen2CU]

Found this one on the internet.

What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say?

I stand corrected

Walk with pride Man!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

How many ears does Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I used to hate facial hair.

Then it grew on me…
(Not really )

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow

 

[Lichen2CU]

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow