Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

A busy day here. Getting ready to go visit some family...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Giving you a "high five"... Tie??

Tie!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

You have to tell us some funny jokes before you go away! You are up to 24 pages!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Oops 25 pages!

 

[Lichen2CU]

I've had LOTS of help....

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call birds who stick together?

Vel-crows

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yeah - it really confuses me when it skips to a new page...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I think it confuses most of us!

 

[Lichen2CU]

What is the most dangerous warm drink?

(Hot choke-a-lot)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Haha! I love hot choke-a-lot!
I better be careful, this is Lit, someone may read more into that comment

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter

 

[Lichen2CU]

Good point!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

We should keep it wholesome and PG!

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?

A chipmunk
FYI I love Doritos!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ummm... I only "play wholesome" on Lit... in real life...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

This one is cute

What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?

Dad?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Wonder where everyone is….it is hump day after all.

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why are dogs always digging?

(Because they are barkeologists)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That was way funnier in my head

 

[Lichen2CU]

This one is cute

What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?

Dad?

Wow. Did NOT see that coming...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Can we hit page 26 by ourselves?!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Wonder where everyone is….it is hump day after all.

Valid question. Where are all the humpers???

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'd bet on us...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Me too! Plus it’s still early