Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[softbird]

Australia!! Must be Monday morning there... I will respect your work schedule! I'm retired, but I have vague memories of working...

Oh, keep those at bay...why would you need them?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Is it just me or do others find it annoying that Lit goes to another page without telling you and then you don't realize a message has been posted....

I actually have "fond memories" of working. Helping young people come to better understand the natural world was great (well... most of the time...)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What’s long, hard, and makes women moan?

Their husbands doing the dishes.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What’s the difference between a man and a condom?

Condoms have a better chance of being reliable.

 

[quasimodm]

Why don't ants ever get sick?

Because they have tiny anty bodies.

 

[quasimodm]

Oh, keep those at bay...why would you need them?

I sea what you did there ...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Why don't ants ever get sick?

Because they have tiny anty bodies.

Ooooo! Extra points for biology theme...

 

[Lichen2CU]

What’s the difference between a man and a condom?

Condoms have a better chance of being reliable.

Sadly, you may not be wrong...

 

[Lichen2CU]

What’s long, hard, and makes women moan?

Their husbands doing the dishes.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Shouldn’t cannabis dispensaries really be called Bakeries?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I think foot warmers are misnamed…Shouldn’t they be called Toesters?

 

[Deadbed1968]

What is the greatest benefit of living in Switzerland?


I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus…

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m trying out a new whiskey diet…

I’ve lost 3 days already!

 

[Deadbed1968]

How many apples grow on a tree?


All of them.

 

[Lichen2CU]

How many apples grow on a tree?


All of them.

Wow!! Possibly a thread record for longest string of funny dad jokes in a row!!!