Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

Two matelôts were on leave in Plymouth. As they walked along Union Street a busty women leaned out of an upper window and shouted, "Come up here boys and I'll give you something you've never had before."

The leading hand looked at his oppo and cried, "Fucking hell, she's got leprosy."
 
If you’re American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European
 

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, What’s your favorite type of music? The other says, I’m a big metal fan.
 
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