Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Shygentleman2]

One of my new favorite threads! More more!

Glad you're enjoying!

Vaping is weird...

you walk past a group of dudes who look like gangsters but smell like strawberry muffins...

 

[Lichen2CU]

One of my new favorite threads! More more!

Glad you're enjoying it! Dad jokes need more respect...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Widely known as the most talkative ancient civilization, they were called the...

(Babble-on-ians)

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Two matelôts were on leave in Plymouth. As they walked along Union Street a busty women leaned out of an upper window and shouted, "Come up here boys and I'll give you something you've never had before."

The leading hand looked at his oppo and cried, "Fucking hell, she's got leprosy."

 

[NCneedslove_18]

If you’re American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European

 

[NCneedslove_18]

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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, What’s your favorite type of music? The other says, I’m a big metal fan.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

 

[NCneedslove_18]

How do you catch a bra?

With a booby trap

 

[Merryegoround]

I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I recently adopted a dog from the local blacksmith.

As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

 

[hugh_jarce69]

My wife's not very happy with me at the moment.

I swapped the bed for a trampoline.

She hit the roof

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk.

It's just one thing on top of another.

 

[Shygentleman2]

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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, What’s your favorite type of music? The other says, I’m a big metal fan.

Having grown up in the 80s with the big hair band era I love this!

 

[Shygentleman2]

When does a joke become a dad joke

When it's apparent

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Where do you go to find the size of an orca?

 

[Shygentleman2]

What kind of shoes do kidnappers buy?

White Vans