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teknight said:
Well, if the losers really are on here, then there are more women available in the real world, right? If I were him (i.e. should someone lobotomize me) I'd be grateful.


Are you sayin' you're a socialist?!



Damn it! You were supposed to do a cam show for me, SluttyPromDate. Instead all I saw was monkey balls! What happened?



Sir, please keep your dirty hairless shampoo fetish off this site. We're all obviously here to jerk it and share taint, apparently.



You realize we don't care, right? Besides, some future ericcubed might see this, and he'll get pissed, and troll us. It's part of the circle of life.


Well put, sir.
I'd give credit to Dr. Clowns too, but, I think he plagiarized his comment. :D
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holy Crap!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey tek that was refreshing thank you. Lots of chuckles this morning but you get the award for the first gut buster of the day.

*Bows to the true master*
 
DaddysAngel23 said:
holy Crap!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey tek that was refreshing thank you. Lots of chuckles this morning but you get the award for the first gut buster of the day.

*Bows to the true master*
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;) Anytime...but I wouldn't let Dr. Clowns check out that busted gut, if I were you. I, however, am perfectly willing to do a detailed analysis via webcam. :devil:
 
looks like good advice all over here for you. Brand new, not sure what to do....been there, done that, .....way to step out there though and get that frustration off your chest,....I'll go out with you, a word of caution though? I fuck on the first date, just ask anyone :D
 
Mrtenant said:
looks like good advice all over here for you. Brand new, not sure what to do....been there, done that, .....way to step out there though and get that frustration off your chest,....I'll go out with you, a word of caution though? I fuck on the first date, just ask anyone :D
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Come to think of it, I've always found that french fries go down easy....;)
 
teknight said:
;) Anytime...but I wouldn't let Dr. Clowns check out that busted gut, if I were you. I, however, am perfectly willing to do a detailed analysis via webcam. :devil:
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:eek:
Dr. Clowns comes nowhere near my anything. Dude is just plain scary!!!!

I can just bet you would;)

Good lord it is ten thirty! I have got to stop chatting and go write nasty stories:D
What is a girl to do??;)
 
Do you think "click" guy is aware that he started one of the most hilariously amusing threads on the PG? :D
 
myass_yourhand said:
Do you think "click" guy is aware that he started one of the most hilariously amusing threads on the PG? :D
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Better yet, do you think he'll be able to use it to score his prom queen (and finally lose his virginity?)


*Good thing I've never claimed I play nice*
 
DaddysAngel23 said:
holy Crap!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey tek that was refreshing thank you. Lots of chuckles this morning but you get the award for the first gut buster of the day.

*Bows to the true master*
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TEK certainly is the master funny man around these boards followed closely by Luster. I can dream of being close enough to be in their comedic shadows. I am working on it though.

All hail the gut buster of lit TEK!!!
 
ericsquare said:
This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously
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hiya big boy :D

new in town? Id be happy to show you around.

soooo whats yer sign?
 
teknight said:
Better yet, do you think he'll be able to use it to score his prom queen (and finally lose his virginity?)


*Good thing I've never claimed I play nice*
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no one seriously thought I could resist that comment now did they?
 
Mrtenant said:
looks like good advice all over here for you. Brand new, not sure what to do....been there, done that, .....way to step out there though and get that frustration off your chest,....I'll go out with you, a word of caution though? I fuck on the first date, just ask anyone :D
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gentlemen like me keep such revelations about you to the restroom walls of truck stops Mr T---your tawdry secrets are safe with me;)
 
ericsquare said:
This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously
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I was told a fucktard had posted ugliness about my lit peeps. We hang here because we're all millionaires and don't have to work. I wash my hair everyday and I do believe you gave me a new thread idea! Kudos, Eric is a Square! We don't live here, we live in our homes. We post here, typically using proper grammar and punctuation. Perhaps your lack of respect for English Language is the reason you can't pick up any hotties; but then again maybe it's your lack of class. Had you ever gone out on a limb and not been a gaping fuckhole someone may have been nice to you. But now you've managed to insult us and we're getting all General Board on your ass. So, next time you get a bright idea for a post/thread and you attempt to insult someone delete it, log out, and don't come back. If you'd like assistance with booting yourself, please let me know. I'd be just fucking giddy to get the chance to plant my foot up your ass.
 
IhateClowns said:
TEK certainly is the master funny man around these boards followed closely by Luster. I can dream of being close enough to be in their comedic shadows. I am working on it though.

All hail the gut buster of lit TEK!!!
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*curtsies*
I am just trying to fill you big shoes. Let me ask you this: do the ladies swoon or faint ;)?

RyanBlack said:
no one seriously thought I could resist that comment now did they?
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Umm...Ryan, ....I have it on good authority that they're not gonna vote for you as prom queen. I'm sorry. If you need comforting, look me up.
 
teknight said:
*curtsies*
I am just trying to fill you big shoes. Let me ask you this: do the ladies swoon or faint ;)?


Umm...Ryan, ....I have it on good authority that they're not gonna vote for you as prom queen. I'm sorry. If you need comforting, look me up.
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I dont know who your auth. are, but I have pictures. . . . and im certain Im getting both King and Queen votes :D

as for comforting me??? sweetums you can comfort me anytime you like :D just bring the spatula, and the block and tackle, Ive got the batteries and the rope and the 40 wt motor oil:devil:
 
RyanBlack said:
I dont know who your auth. are, but I have pictures. . . . and im certain Im getting both King and Queen votes :D

as for comforting me??? sweetums you can comfort me anytime you like :D just bring the spatula, and the block and tackle, Ive got the batteries and the rope and the 40 wt motor oil:devil:
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You are one sick man!
 
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