oh the clicks

[ericsquare]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

 

[PetSookie]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

Judgmental much?

 

[koalabear]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

right or left click? oh you mean cliques.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

And you are watching
Te hehehehe

 

[qrayze]

here's a hint: if you can't get a girl to talk to you in real life, don't think that it's going to be any different online.

 

[thinking_theo]

right or left click? oh you mean cliques.

i cliqued left to enter the thread.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

i cliqued left to enter the thread.

*snort*

 

[Toontweeker]

Well, that was interesting... I'd be sorry I looked, except it made me chuckle a bit.

 

[lance gt]

I guess to some people, this is all they have in their lives. As pathetic as that may sound to you, life doesn't always treat people fairly and leaves them little chance of socializing outside of forums like this.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

I guess to some people, this is all they have in their lives. As pathetic as that may sound to you, life doesn't always treat people fairly and leaves them little chance of socializing outside of forums like this.

Aw come here, I will socialize

 

[lance gt]

Aw come here, I will socialize

LOL, Ty Angel . I do love a good 'socializing'

 

[IhateClowns]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

"This place is like cussing highschool" huh? Do you mean "fucking" highschool because you can actually say the dirty word on this site. I want to understand where you are coming from because to a certain degree I agree with you. There are a lot of cliques on these boards and it has caused some people to up and leave.

If you are trolling the playground to pick up women that probably isn't your smartest move. Go to the personal section and give it a shot. I just read your profile and well saying you love to masturbate on an erotic website is like, well a guy coming to an erotic website saying he likes to masturbate. How about stretching out your imagination a bit and telling some of the women on here a little about yourself.

Most of the women on the PG are pretty smart, tough cookies. They have heard and seen most of it. So if you send them a PM you better do something to grab their attention. Something that will make them want to answer your PM. Might I suggest cock shots? I have heard that they work pretty well on here. I am not looking for a hook up but if I did I would be taking as many cock shots as I could. I would put it as my av and I would send out PM's in bulk of my cock.

Now you have to be careful because as I stated before the women of PG are pretty intelligent. The word is out that they like cock PMs. So they have been inundated with cock shots as of lae. Change it up a bit. How about a good taint shot? I know this requires some dexterity to get the angle perfect for the camera shot but I think with the right amount of smoke and mirrors you can get it done.

A taint shot will certainyl grab their attention and then you can go into the whole I like to masturbate angle I hope you do as well. You see you cannot start off with the I like to masturbate angle because I hate to tell you, about 98% of the people on here enjoy a good rub and tug from time to time so you really aren't seperating yourself from the herd. Thus you are getting frustrated that women aren't talking to you, thus you are reliving highschool all over again.

Now I will tell you that by starting this thread I highly doubt many women are going to stuff yuor PM box with messages now. You came across as kind of bitter and most of the women on here have dealt with some form of bitter all their lives and don't come to the PG for bitter talk.

Now as far as the shampoo comment I hate to tell you but you are going to have to have some of that "mundane" conversation with the women of the PG in order to get anywhere with them. I am sure there are plenty of other sites that you can just type in wanna fuck on cam and they all say yes and you just hop to it (if there is a place I wanna know), but around the PG you have to get to know them first. My first question is always "You are a woman correct?" Once they answer yes (they always do no matter if they have a dangler or not) then I can start asking more personal questions. A little tip for you if you ask them what type of pill do they use and it takes 20 minutes for them to answer because they are googling oral contraception, my suggestion is to go ahead and move on. Better yet is they say they use a condom then right there cut your losses and run.

Now finally your comment on them being here all day long. I agree a lot of people are on here way more then I could ever be, but this site provides some things a lot of others don't. People have actually made friends here. They have found lovers and have changed their lives in both positive and negative ways because of this site. A lot of us come for escape. Escape from everyday pressures and stresses that take a toll both mentally and physically. This place allows us to chat, post, and pm with other people who face those same everyday challenges that we do. So although I don't understand how some of them can be on all day long, I surely cannot judge or blame them for it. To each their own.

You obviously don't have to take my advice. You migth even think i am an asshole, which I could care less, but I really think the taint picture, the less bitter attitude, the updated profile with something more then I like to masturbate hope you do to, and a fresh new way of asking a woman to cum on cam for you will go a long way in making your Lit experience more enjoyable.

Just saying....

 

[LusterMunky]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

I can only speak for myself, but I'm seldom on Lit more than 20 hours a day and I'm kind of fond of the Banana brand Gluten Free Vegan Shampoo and Conditioner. PM my girly alt, SluttyPromDate and chat me up.

 

[Gyps33boi]

I looked at your posting history. Wow. There might be a reason that many won't chat, and you feel like an outsider sometime...

If the only thing people read from you is "hey, I'm horney!" Well, they can read that all day long. If you have a personality that involves more than your penis wanting some attention, you might find more people wanting to talk.

I'm not trying to be antagonistic, I'm actually tring to help you out. Cheers!

 

[IhateClowns]

I looked at your posting history. Wow. There might be a reason that many won't chat, and you feel like an outsider sometime...

If the only thing people read from you is "hey, I'm horney!" Well, they can read that all day long. If you have a personality that involves more than your penis wanting some attention, you might find more people wanting to talk.

I'm not trying to be antagonistic, I'm actually tring to help you out. Cheers!

I was told adamently the taint picture won't work, so ignore my advice and just follow the advice above me. That would work out better.

Good luck....

 

[DaddysAngel23]

I was told adamently the taint picture won't work, so ignore my advice and just follow the advice above me. That would work out better.

Good luck....

R O F L M A O ! ! ! ! !

At least someone warned you

 

[Toontweeker]

This place is like cussing highschool and I can't find a date to the stupid dance. any attractive girls that are here to actually meet someone for chatting with or is it just "what kind of shampoo did you use today" threads all day long. And how are some people on here all day everyday. Its a great forum ok but its not good to live on here, seriously

What's wrong with discussing shampoo? I've been shaving my head for 17 years but I'm always on the look out for a new shampoo. Besides...maybe if you had better grooming tips, you wouldn't need to be trolling a site like this for your wank session.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

What's wrong with discussing shampoo? I've been shaving my head for 17 years but I'm always on the look out for a new shampoo. Besides...maybe if you had better grooming tips, you wouldn't need to be trolling a site like this for your wank session.

*giggle, snort, chuckle*

you all realize he ran away a loooooong time ago right?

 

[lance gt]

I stated it clearly before to another Litster. We are here and judged by the words we present to everyone. Think of this as a large room with lots of conversations going on. Do you really walk up to women in places and say you like to jerk off because you're a horny little fucker?

You need to pick up the mentality of your game and come at it again from a new perspective. The women you are hitting on are real people and have lives that are looking to be enriched with friendship and enjoyment.

What, if any of that are you presenting to them, to take you seriously? Highschool is a very distant memory to most here and have we've grown into adults. Time for you to do the same.

I'm just sayin....

 

[littlelovedove]

click, click, click, click

 

[DaddysAngel23]

click, click, click, click

Had to see that one twice

 

[littlelovedove]

Had to see that one twice

LOL............almost typed Clit,clit, clit, clit.

 

[DaddysAngel23]

LOL............almost typed Clit,clit, clit, clit.

Freudian slip much?

 

[Toontweeker]

*giggle, snort, chuckle*

you all realize he ran away a loooooong time ago right?

Yes DA23... Would be funny if he actually found the girl of his dreams on here though. His post was a "hit and run" months ago. Now that the child has gone to bed...the adults can sit back and have a laugh at his expense. Put a smile on my face today

 

[teknight]

I guess to some people, this is all they have in their lives. As pathetic as that may sound to you, life doesn't always treat people fairly and leaves them little chance of socializing outside of forums like this.

Well, if the losers really are on here, then there are more women available in the real world, right? If I were him (i.e. should someone lobotomize me) I'd be grateful.

Aw come here, I will socialize

Are you sayin' you're a socialist?!

I can only speak for myself, but I'm seldom on Lit more than 20 hours a day and I'm kind of fond of the Banana brand Gluten Free Vegan Shampoo and Conditioner. PM my girly alt, SluttyPromDate and chat me up.

Damn it! You were supposed to do a cam show for me, SluttyPromDate. Instead all I saw was monkey balls! What happened?

What's wrong with discussing shampoo? I've been shaving my head for 17 years but I'm always on the look out for a new shampoo. Besides...maybe if you had better grooming tips, you wouldn't need to be trolling a site like this for your wank session.

Sir, please keep your dirty hairless shampoo fetish off this site. We're all obviously here to jerk it and share taint, apparently.

*giggle, snort, chuckle*

you all realize he ran away a loooooong time ago right?

You realize we don't care, right? Besides, some future ericcubed might see this, and he'll get pissed, and troll us. It's part of the circle of life.

I stated it clearly before to another Litster. We are here and judged by the words we present to everyone. Think of this as a large room with lots of conversations going on. Do you really walk up to women in places and say you like to jerk off because you're a horny little fucker?

You need to pick up the mentality of your game and come at it again from a new perspective. The women you are hitting on are real people and have lives that are looking to be enriched with friendship and enjoyment.

What, if any of that are you presenting to them, to take you seriously? Highschool is a very distant memory to most here and have we've grown into adults. Time for you to do the same.

I'm just sayin....

Well put, sir.
I'd give credit to Dr. Clowns too, but, I think he plagiarized his comment.