Official Notice. Please Read. Very Important.

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Does this mean that KM is Sergent at Arms?

She wields a wicked water pistol.

 

[Problem Child]

Do I get to keep my guns? If not, you'll have to come and get them you know?

Ishmael

Are you American?

 

[Ishmael]

Are you American?

USDA Prime in blue ink. Right on my ass.

Ishmael

 

[Problem Child]

USDA Prime in blue ink. Right on my ass.

Ishmael

Then you stay armed, and I think rather heavily in your state.

Thank your founding fathers.

 

[Ishmael]

Then you stay armed, and I think rather heavily in your state.

Thank your founding fathers.

Bless you oh member of the"Inner Circle".

Ishmael

 

[amelia]

I GOT THE POWAH!

doo-do-dodo...do...dododo....I got the powah...

I'd like to apply to be your assistant. I have a lot of special skills. My love for the Raiders should assure that the job is mine, but if i need to prove my abilities i'm sure some kind of test can be arranged.

 

[Problem Child]

I'd like to apply to be your assistant. I have a lot of special skills. My love for the Raiders should assure that the job is mine, but if i need to prove my abilities i'm sure some kind of test can be arranged.

You're hired. Be in Amarillo by morning.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I have a bb gun. Does that count?

 

[Problem Child]

I have a bb gun. Does that count?

Yeah, but you'll shoot your eye out.

http://www.yankeechristmas.com/ralphie.jpg

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

<Changing my AV to something American instead of French>

 

[glamorilla]

the flash!

http://www.sargessmilies.homestead.com/files/Smilies/Glamorilla/SuperSpeedFlash.gif

 

[amelia]

You're hired. Be in Amarillo by morning.

nice, and what will i be assisting you with first? World Hunger? Peace in the Middle East? Doughnut Freshness?

(we should stick to the third one, i have some knowledge on that issue)

 

[HeavyStick]

Can I be armed?

I prefer almost anything that shoots 7.62 NATO and open sights. (5.56 is a slave to the wind)

At the very least I'd like a 30/30 lever action.

 

[Ishmael]

Can I be armed?

I prefer almost anything that shoots 7.62 NATO and open sights. (5.56 is a slave to the wind)

At the very least I'd like a 30/30 lever action.

I'll use my .280 Improved.

Ishmael

 

[Mischka]

Then you stay armed, and I think rather heavily in your state.

Thank your founding fathers.

I move that Ish should lose his gun privileges because he didn't read your first notice carefully.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

New Rules

1. "Literotica" will now be known as "San Marcos".
2. We will no longer collect cans and bottles -- only paper.
3. Everyone with a number at the end of their username will have 5 inch floppy DOS discs thrown at them by Japanese ninjas.
4. No more cock avatars, unless they're cleverly hidden in Disney animation cells.
5. Tremendously ugly people posting their photos may not be called "gorgeous!" by members trying to keep the board "friendly".
6. The home page logo of the Girl will be replaced by Glamorilla in a mermaid costume.
7. Everyone must read Teaching Patti and e-mail their comments to SINthisist.

 

[Problem Child]

I move that Ish should lose his gun privileges because he didn't read your first notice carefully.

I make the gun havin' rules here.

Pipe down before I make you busybody's official buttwiper.

 

[sunstruck]

New Rules
5. Tremendously ugly people posting their photos may not be called "gorgeous!" by members trying to keep the board "friendly".
7. Everyone must read Teaching Patti and e-mail their comments to SINthisist.

What about the mildly unattractive?

I thought Teaching Patti was the Lit Primer?? Required reading and such.

 

[Guest]

New Rules

3. Everyone with a number at the end of their username will have 5 inch floppy DOS discs thrown at them by Japanese ninjas.

Dammit!

I'll have to have Laurel remove it then. Or is that you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Too late. Better duck.


http://www.arrakis.es/~cotton/janr/img/galeria/ninja.jpg

 

[Gaucho]

We still you, Dix.

btw - nice pic. Love the suit.

 

[Prince Romeo]

It's all just a figment of your imagination. Close your eyes and count to ten and when you open them, the room will stop spinning. LSD isn't as cool as you thought.

 

[Guest]

Too late. Better duck.


http://www.arrakis.es/~cotton/janr/img/galeria/ninja.jpg

Hey, you didn't say it was gonna be a broad! Cool!

 

[Gaucho]

Wait a minute! That's not Dixon?

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

 

[Mischka]

I make the gun havin' rules here.

Pipe down before I make you busybody's official buttwiper.

That is the position I'd get for sleeping with you? Blech. Texan may not have authority under the new management around here, but his proposition was far more appealing than that.