Official Notice. Please Read. Very Important.

[Dixon Carter Lee]

As of 01/07/03 12:00am PST I have purchased Literotica from Spinaroonie, who, upon realizing that owning a porn site did not make him cooler in front of the Laker girls, promptly sold it. Outside of banning emoticons, <<snuggles>>, and threads over 10 pages, I'm not going to make too many changes. I look forward to an exciting year of editing scat stories. And please welcome Problem Child in his new position as Constitutional Interpreter (if he says you can't have a gun, you can't).

Thank you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Does the FTC know about this?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Mischka]

Fuck. I wanted Constitutional Interpreter. Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a decent position?!

 

[sunstruck]

I'd like a cabinet post if there's one available. Specifically a cabinet that has twinkies in it. I'm in the mood for snack cakes.

 

[Texan]

Fuck. I wanted Constitutional Interpreter. Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a decent position?!

me.

you won't get a job, but all the "positions" are good.

 

[Lancecastor]

Care for a cookie?

 

[BgMma]

Does this mean I must address you as High Lord and Master? Because I can do that, you know.

 

[Mischka]

I'd like a cabinet post if there's one available. Specifically a cabinet that has twinkies in it. I'm in the mood for snack cakes.

Do you remember Twinkie Lights? I was in love with those things for a solid month, about five years ago.

 

[HeavyStick]

Let's make Frimost Secretary of Sheet Cake.

busybody Secretary of the Seven Seas

 

[glamorilla]

Batgirl!

 

[sunstruck]

Do you remember Twinkie Lights? I was in love with those things for a solid month, about five years ago.

They don't make them anymore??? That's exactly what I was going to look for tomrrow! lol Damn!

 

[Harbinger]

And please welcome Problem Child in his new position as Constitutional Interpreter (if he says you can't have a gun, you can't).

Clarification, please. How does that apply to KM, and who has to enforce it? I am NOT applying for that position.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Official Notice. Please Read. Very Important.

Clarification, please. How does that apply to KM, and who has to enforce it? I am NOT applying for that position.

He'll just send Dramadom in to take it away.

 

[Harbinger]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The smart money is on the Mossberg. And I'll be glad to give odds.

 

[sterlingclay]

What in the Dixon Carter Lee is going on around here?!?

Must have missed a meeting or something.

Oh well, at least you are getting rid of the emoticons and such.
They were really getting annoying.

 

[BgMma]

What in the Dixon Carter Lee is going on around here?!?

Must have missed a meeting or something.

Oh well, at least you are getting rid of the emoticons and such.
They were really getting annoying.

LOL *stalk*

 

[Problem Child]

All americans can have guns except the following turdnibblers:

busybody
REDWAVE

All Europeans and Canadians are banned from having guns because they act like a bunch of snots.

Australians and Kiwiws taken on a case by case basis.

We're going to conquer the rest of the world soon so they get no guns. That would be dumb.

edit to say:

I GOT THE POWAH!

doo-do-dodo...do...dododo....I got the powah...

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck. I wanted Constitutional Interpreter. Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a decent position?!

Me.

 

[Guest]

Does this mean A_J is banned?

 

[sterlingclay]

All Europeans and Canadians are banned from having guns because they act like a bunch of snots.

You want Canadian snot? Here

 

[April]

In light of the above post, I insist that I have the right and power to tell people to fuck off, piss off, go to hell, etc.

Oh, wait. I already have that. Well, can I smack them around then? That goes for bad spelling too.

 

[Problem Child]

You want Canadian snot? Here

Another Canadian representing the mother country proudly.

 

[Ishmael]

Another Canadian representing the mother country proudly.

Do I get to keep my guns? If not, you'll have to come and get them you know?

Ishmael

 

[Agent99]

Fuck. I wanted Constitutional Interpreter. Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a decent position?!

A contortionist or acrobat? They'd do all the work!