Of all the professions...

boutrosboutros

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....of all the professions I could have entered, I had to pick the one that has me interacting with dozens of nubile 18-21 year old women every day but forbids me from doing anything with any of them beyond the mildest exchange of meaningful looks.

It is the most frustrating thing imaginable.

Tell me about your crushes on your professors at college.
 
....of all the professions I could have entered, I had to pick the one that has me interacting with dozens of nubile 18-21 year old women every day but forbids me from doing anything with any of them beyond the mildest exchange of meaningful looks.

It is the most frustrating thing imaginable.

Tell me about your crushes on your professors at college.

My professors were there so long their tenure had tenure. There was no distraction. Probably why I made 4.0/4.0 the last 4 semesters.
 
....of all the professions I could have entered, I had to pick the one that has me interacting with dozens of nubile 18-21 year old women every day but forbids me from doing anything with any of them beyond the mildest exchange of meaningful looks.

It is the most frustrating thing imaginable.

Tell me about your crushes on your professors at college.

I had a math teacher when I was like 2nd year I want to say Geometry or something. I swear I made the best grades in that class cause all I wanted to do was listen to him speak. His voice was smooth and just soothing and all the women in that class just sat and swooned!
 
My professors were there so long their tenure had tenure. There was no distraction. Probably why I made 4.0/4.0 the last 4 semesters.

Mine were all either old men, young men, or lesbians.

I had a math teacher when I was like 2nd year I want to say Geometry or something. I swear I made the best grades in that class cause all I wanted to do was listen to him speak. His voice was smooth and just soothing and all the women in that class just sat and swooned!

I'll have to work on that. Drink lots of brandy and smoke lots of cigars to get that authentic smooth flavour.
 
Intro to Ethics my frosh year!! That professor was my first encounter with a truly charismatic personality. Okay, okay...the fact that he was drop dead handsome AND had an Australian accent added to the mix! I wonder if he's still there...
 
Intro to Ethics my frosh year!! That professor was my first encounter with a truly charismatic personality. Okay, okay...the fact that he was drop dead handsome AND had an Australian accent added to the mix! I wonder if he's still there...

Look him up. I'm sure there's a statute of limitations on this sort of thing.
 
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