Obama already has four votes!

[4est_4est_Gump]

There's me, Perg, ChinaBandit and blobfish (aka Turd).

Who else?

 

[cherylashi26]

I would, if I was American.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's nice...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I am voting the straight Comanchero ticket.


If the horned toad approves.

 

[Saint Peter]

Joe Walsh!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The horned toad told me that the best way to wage war on the Union was to make economic war and to let the Democrats do it on my behalf, so I have retired to the nations...


... were I am regarded as "civilized."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Any room for a Gray Rider who owns too many chairs?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Any room for a Gray Rider who owns too many chairs?

You can put them in the wagon.


It's up in KANSAS attached to my horse...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You can put them in the wagon.


It's up in KANSAS attached to my horse...

Maybe I can rustle up a spare cart.


The dead Comancheros don't seem to be using it any more.


I forgot . . . did I like them or not?


Either way, they didn't stick around for long.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mr. Wat is an educated man.

Now I really hate him.

Maybe I shall shout daisy at him and send him off to his great stimulus feeding the worms and buzzards...

 

[Liar]

Is option #4 that Voter Fraud thingy that I hear so much noise about?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Daisy is off from stimulus work today, but he gets to be hitched to Mom's wagon for a few hours.


The Old Girl has decided to move into geriatric re-education camp.


The Cantor sign will lose its home when her front yard becomes owned by others.

 

[ChinaBandit]

I just can't warm up to Mitt.

I lived in MA when Bill Weld was the Govenor. He did a fantastic job! A real shame he lost the senate race to John Kerry. Anyway, friends tell me Mitt did only half the job of Weld and the Democrat in office now (Patrick) is far better too.

Gary Johnson it is.

 

[fair_warning]

I would, if I was American.

Me too

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is option #4 that Voter Fraud thingy that I hear so much noise about?

Dual Israeli citizenship...




... or Indonesian...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just can't warm up to Mitt.

I lived in MA when Bill Weld was the Govenor. He did a fantastic job! A real shame he lost the senate race to John Kerry. Anyway, friends tell me Mitt did only half the job of Weld and the Democrat in office now (Patrick) is far better too.

Gary Johnson it is.

Yeah, I can't warm up to a lot of successful people, but Obama is right likeable.

That's what you want in a boss, a guy you like who cannot meet the payroll, but can always buy you a beer because he makes sure he gets paid first.

Don't ever take a job from a successful cold-fish.

You have to buy your own beer.

Get your own friends...

Who needs that?

Don't shoot me! Ahm just the passion play's Player Piano player.
A_J, the Stupid

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Daisy is off from stimulus work today, but he gets to be hitched to Mom's wagon for a few hours.


The Old Girl has decided to move into geriatric re-education camp.


The Cantor sign will lose its home when her front yard becomes owned by others.

Such a sad time, when the parenting duties fall to the son...


Why wasn't Obama there with FEMA to pick up the slack?

 

[ChinaBandit]

Speaking of MA and beer...

The idea of having a beer with Obama is laughable, as we've already seen.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Such a sad time, when the parenting duties fall to the son...


Why wasn't Obama there with FEMA to pick up the slack?

I guess they saw the Cantor sign last election.


Off to see what cruel and unusual tasks await me.


Some of this may violate my civil rightz.


Quick, call the ACLU . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... I'll call NAPA...

 

[a1eyeblind1]

There's me, Perg, ChinaBandit and blobfish (aka Turd).

Who else?

That great America Thespian, and Cafeteria Christian, your comrade in martial arts Upchuck Norris, says he is voting for Obama for 1 thousand years of darkness, as opposed to the 4 year fire sale of Amerika by the great corporate raider Romney.

Thats good enough for me.

 

[fuckwaffle]

If all the chairs didn't get in my way. Sheesh. I must of barked my shins a couple of dozen times now. Fucking chairs.

And I don't like be associated with a party of racists.

 

[MeeMie]

I'm voting -> A B O

 

[RjThoughts]

I'm voting for the O, not the Oprah, but Obama. As an educated man, I believe in the spin O brings, not the bs Romney tries to peddle, as an "Every man." Come on, daddy paid for prep school, your BYU education, your Law and Business education at Harvard - yeah, he's not an East Coast elitist - and you try to tell those of us whose parents had to scrape and scramble to put food on the table and keep us clothed that you're one of us.

 

[blobfish]

WTF? I'm voting for Gary Johnson.