Adam & Eve movies: who has seen them, who likes them?

[AmberSolis]

Once (again!) I am showing my age: who here has seen, and enjoyed, the Adam and Eve softporn movies? They hire pornstars in roles that have a lot of nudity and suggestivity, but nowhere near the explicit cinematography of what I am assuming is our favorite genre, here: porn. But with the nudity, and silly plots, ther is a truckload of humor. I've hardly ever had so many laughs as "Erotic ER" has given me. (Plus: I just love Sarah Vendalla! OMG!) I am guessing, probably accurately, that I am, in fact, the very last person on the planet to know about these movies.

But you know what? I bet I could write some of these!

Anyway. Anyone else find these as much fun as I have?

 

[Chernosoth]

When I was in that phase I watched mostly Seduction Cinema movies, with mostly the same cast in every movie: Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, AJ Khan, etc. The Lord of the G Strings was probably their highest budget production.

 

[Treeview]

Once (again!) I am showing my age: who here has seen, and enjoyed, the Adam and Eve softporn movies? They hire pornstars in roles that have a lot of nudity and suggestivity, but nowhere near the explicit cinematography of what I am assuming is our favorite genre, here: porn. But with the nudity, and silly plots, ther is a truckload of humor. I've hardly ever had so many laughs as "Erotic ER" has given me. (Plus: I just love Sarah Vendalla! OMG!) I am guessing, probably accurately, that I am, in fact, the very last person on the planet to know about these movies.

But you know what? I bet I could write some of these!

Anyway. Anyone else find these as much fun as I have?

Good tip. I've never seen them. With the names and titles that you shared its easier to search xHamster and others archives.
Thanks

 

[13Fantasies]

Once (again!) I am showing my age: who here has seen, and enjoyed, the Adam and Eve softporn movies? They hire pornstars in roles that have a lot of nudity and suggestivity, but nowhere near the explicit cinematography of what I am assuming is our favorite genre, here: porn. But with the nudity, and silly plots, ther is a truckload of humor. I've hardly ever had so many laughs as "Erotic ER" has given me. (Plus: I just love Sarah Vendalla! OMG!) I am guessing, probably accurately, that I am, in fact, the very last person on the planet to know about these movies.

But you know what? I bet I could write some of these!

Anyway. Anyone else find these as much fun as I have?

Sounds fun. I love her too!

Got a link?

I started watching softcore

 

[Maturelickr]

I do remember them, my wife and I used to watch them, almost like a bad Hallmark movie, but funny with a touch of class.

 

[WendyTrilby]

I love, love, love Hallmark movies. Corny as hell, the same story over and over again, and just perfect for porn if the people at Hallmark only had the balls to go balls deep.

My boyfriend found (here on LE) films from a company called New Sensations, which are about as close to Hallmark as you get. However, they are more intense than softcore, showing all the oral and screwing, but done tastefully and with quality (not that same old cold house in the Los Angeles hills we see in most porn).

The two I've seen so far are Recipe for Romance and Awakening to Love.

I passed these titles on to my friend whose wife did not like down-and-dirty porn (she needed a story and context), and she loved it. They comment on the corny story as they watch, and she is into the sex, which felt natural to her.

 

[Artfan2]

I love, love, love Hallmark movies. Corny as hell, the same story over and over again, and just perfect for porn if the people at Hallmark only had the balls to go balls deep.

My boyfriend found (here on LE) films from a company called New Sensations, which are about as close to Hallmark as you get. However, they are more intense than softcore, showing all the oral and screwing, but done tastefully and with quality (not that same old cold house in the Los Angeles hills we see in most porn).

The two I've seen so far are Recipe for Romance and Awakening to Love.

I passed these titles on to my friend whose wife did not like down-and-dirty porn (she needed a story and context), and she loved it. They comment on the corny story as they watch, and she is into the sex, which felt natural to her.

That would be quite a jolt to think you're watching something akin to a Hallmark movie and suddenly things get very steamy.

 

[Poetdontknowit]

Hallmark porn would be tremendous! The moment... as the stars of the movie are about to get busy... lady staring at the tip, getting ready to take it in her mouth. Or the guy looking at the girl in a "situation" on the couch in front of a fire, ready to romantically insert into her... and... someone walks in, interrupting the moment. Which would lead to the awkward "oh, one or both of is is naked... how did that happen" scene. I'd watch that. Way better than just an interrupted kiss. And way funnier. Then, she finds out he actually is working for the corporate conglomeration and is seeking to bulldoze her family business to build a Wal-Mart. Rage sex!

 

[Poetdontknowit]

And, now that I've given it thought, her family business is local porn shop... that supports the whole community. Homemade pocket pussies lovingly molded from her own vagina. The velvety proprietary silicone is a secret family recipe. The opening of said pocket pussy, lined in tinsel. Cock rings made out of local fur trees, that resemble little Christmas wreaths. Of course decorated penis cookies.. delicious, and the talk of the town. But, their best, romantical gift... the PinP Christmas cookie. One vagina shaped cookie, with sprinkles, with a slot in the middle. And one penis shaped cookie, with frosted tip. Town tradition, is you get a cookie, based on your own part, and if your beau wants you... he will slip his tip into your slot... then you'lI be betrothed, figuratively speaking. I may have seen too many Hallmark movies