Numi's boudoir

[numeniusa]

If you see a limping spider, tip your hat to him.

Aw...

Now I'm wondering if the leg regrows. Or if the spider can only have sex six times. Or seven if he's prepared to use one leg and a little crutch

 

[hairball18]

Aw...

Now I'm wondering if the leg regrows. Or if the spider can only have sex six times. Or seven if he's prepared to use one leg and a little crutch

Hopefully it grows back quickly. Or he only gets it once a year. If he is not eaten my a predator. Or a woman with a broom.

 

[Er_Lizzie]

Couldn't think of a title.

You are in my thoughts.

 

[Artfan2]

Aw...

Now I'm wondering if the leg regrows. Or if the spider can only have sex six times. Or seven if he's prepared to use one leg and a little crutch

Maybe he could negotiate getting a BJ for only half of a leg, or a foot.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yay, I found you!

I hope you're both doing well, and keeping safe and sane in these crazy times.

 

[numeniusa]

Hopefully it grows back quickly. Or he only gets it once a year. If he is not eaten my a predator. Or a woman with a broom.

Maybe he could negotiate getting a BJ for only half of a leg, or a foot.

It's worse than I thought. Apparently they "typically only mate with one female in their lifetime, partly because they don't always survive the post-copulatory pillow talk and partly because their sexual strategy can preclude giving love a second chance. These males have two modified tubular organs called pedipalps that they place in one or both of the females' two genital openings, sequentially. They then break them to deliver the sperm and act as a genital plug that blocks other males from subsequent mating attempts until the female has laid her eggs".

Two pedipalps. Two goes at sex. Imagine if a penis was 'single-use'

I've also belatedly realised I saw one of these spiders on a guided walk in Malaysia a couple of years ago. It was a female, and pretty enormous.

 

[numeniusa]

Couldn't think of a title.

You are in my thoughts.

Lizzie! So pleased to see you, even if it was a fleeting visit Keep safe, lovely

 

[numeniusa]

Yay, I found you!

I hope you're both doing well, and keeping safe and sane in these crazy times.

And Tal!! *squeals* How gorgeous to have you back How the devil are you? Actually, strike that, I shall PM you!

 

[Tallulah82]

And Tal!! *squeals* How gorgeous to have you back How the devil are you? Actually, strike that, I shall PM you!

I'll still boob squish you in public, anyways

 

[Cogan]

This might have been more appropriate:

https://i.imgur.com/XnnJVsg.jpg

except someone chainsawed it down

That puts Morning wood in a new perspective.......

 

[Sweetnothings77]

French Supermarket

I think I would LOVE shopping there. So Pretty.

I ran out of knickers. So I bought some French knickers.

http://i.imgur.com/ioCFsYA.jpg

Well, they're French, they're knickers, so they're French knickers. But they're not 'French knickers'. Which leads me to wonder, what do the French call 'French knickers'?

Those, by the way, are what cheapo supermarket knickers look like in France.

France

 

[Sweetnothings77]

Summers Coming

Summers Coming and I cant wait. My Man has a pool and I go skinny dipping in it. He joins me always. Liked the pic and wouldnt mind going in that pool skinny dipping either. Pretty Umm Pool Nothing like cool water and Warm Bodies together in it.

Eek, the end of August

One last holiday picture then...

http://i.imgur.com/DZuZH6U.jpg

 

[Sweetnothings77]

Oh now that does look FUN and functional. Specialy if it leaves room for something else to be in. I hear some Vibrate now and are able to be remote operated by some cell phones. I have to put that ON Santas List when I sit on his lap and tell him what a GOOD girl I been and take care of his Milk and Cookies if you feel me.

And now, on a lighter note, a new toy has arrived:

https://i.imgur.com/Dkl1l6y.jpg

I see now I should have added a banana for scale. It's about eight-ish inches long. It's called the 'Bender'. Because it does this:

https://i.imgur.com/TLQTVHG.jpg

And even this:

https://i.imgur.com/Y5PCrBI.jpg

Full report to follow...

 

[Sweetnothings77]

Dessert

I LOVE Dessert and I LOVE a good Cheesecake. Mmmm Looks like both are delicious. lol

Further to the 'human body as a plate' discussion...

The wonderful Erik_Northman made this for me in the 'photo editing' thread over on Ampics:

http://i.imgur.com/jVUb3yK.jpg

Frighteningly realistic I love the sugar frosting, and I can practically feel that sauce dribbling down my flank...

 

[quasimodm]

Happy New Year, Lit. I really hope it will be.

Apparently someone has built a huge concrete vagina in Brazil!

https://i.imgur.com/vcz7FUF.jpg

It looks kind of fake there, but it's definitely a thing.

Someone should introduce that monolith to it...

I can't seem to find the clitoris.

Wait. I'm a man. Never mind.

 

[fun4meak]

Holiday pic #1.

I'm not sure if this is sexy or weird.

http://i.imgur.com/1Ejtm1v.jpg

Sexy!

 

[_Ritch_]

I'd love to know how @numeniusa and @Hornblende are.