Numi's boudoir

[Artfan2]

OK, that gave me another Google research rabbit hole to explore

NASA is apparently 'tight-lipped' about its experiments in this area. And whilst tight lips in the vicinity of a cock can't be anything but good , it's frustrating that they're keeping that stuff to themselves, grrrr.

The general consensus though is that achieving erections in low or zero gravity is really *grins* hard. It's because gravity helps move the blood around the lower part of the body, and without gravity, it's going to be difficult to get the blood to where it needs to go.

Ha ha. So it sounds like the best situation is thin air, but thick gravity. We definitely don't want two consenting bodies to go flying apart. And some things just wouldn't hang right without a little gravity to keep them in place.

 

[numeniusa]

I've no doubt that as talented as you are that you have become a competent barber. With the easy availability of electric clippers and haircutting scissors, it's all about watching some Youtube videos and practicing. And since we're all shut in any way any less than stellar results are going to correct themselves anyway.

I'll check out the series later as I've been budgeting my Netflix and Amazon Prime Video time in order to allow time for reading, house care and stepping outside in my yard for fresh air. The moments of boredom are annoying but I'm keeping that "this too shall pass" phrase in mind.

Yes, we definitely need to pace ourselves through this. "The Man in the High Castle" is going to keep us going for a while, I think

It has been suggested that I should now allow H to return the favour and cut my hair.

 

[numeniusa]

Ha ha. So it sounds like the best situation is thin air, but thick gravity. We definitely don't want two consenting bodies to go flying apart. And some things just wouldn't hang right without a little gravity to keep them in place.

Yes. Perfect.

Although I must admit I do very much like the uplifting effect being in water has on my breasts. Takes years of the toll of gravity off them.

I wonder if I have a pic somewhere illustrating this.

 

[tnman03]

Yes, we definitely need to pace ourselves through this. "The Man in the High Castle" is going to keep us going for a while, I think

It has been suggested that I should now allow H to return the favour and cut my hair.

Oh!!! Well, I've trimmed the ends of an ex-spouses hair successfully in the past so perhaps the two of you can make that happen as well. But if it's more intimate...well... ... And how's the weather there for you two???

 

[Artfan2]

I must admit I do very much like the uplifting effect being in water has on my breasts. Takes years of the toll of gravity off them.

I wonder if I have a pic somewhere illustrating this.

Yes, buoyancy creates some very pleasing effects. Hopefully you do have a pic or two.

 

[numeniusa]

Oh!!! Well, I've trimmed the ends of an ex-spouses hair successfully in the past so perhaps the two of you can make that happen as well. But if it's more intimate...well... ... And how's the weather there for you two???

I've just trimmed my fringe. My hairdresser is going to be horrified H does occasionally wield the Immac for me (Nair?) if I'm going 'all off'. Much easier than doing it yourself

It's a lovely day here today. They're worried that people are going to be flouting the stay at home instruction because it's so sunny. I'm very lucky to live in the countryside, so I'm kind of already 'out'. I haven't seen many non-locals about today, so hopefully people are being sensible. The pizza oven is out and ready. Yum.

What's it like with you? How are you feeling?

 

[tnman03]

I've just trimmed my fringe. My hairdresser is going to be horrified H does occasionally wield the Immac for me (Nair?) if I'm going 'all off'. Much easier than doing it yourself

It's a lovely day here today. They're worried that people are going to be flouting the stay at home instruction because it's so sunny. I'm very lucky to live in the countryside, so I'm kind of already 'out'. I haven't seen many non-locals about today, so hopefully people are being sensible. The pizza oven is out and ready. Yum.

What's it like with you? How are you feeling?

It's sunny here and about 60 degrees F what makes for a good day to be out in the yard. I've got tons of yard work to do as another, already wind damaged, tree fell in my yard a few days ago. And my yard needs mowing. I'm just waiting on doctor clearance first before beginning. Even then it's going to be a slow pace, a few minutes at a time kind of thing. But otherwise, I can still tell that I was unwell but feel much better.

 

[jojoma64]

Beauty

I love a woman in lingerie. Bold and Beautiful. Thank you!

 

[hairball18]

It is sunny and warm here. Not going out sure make you feel like a hermit.

 

[hairball18]

I've just trimmed my fringe. My hairdresser is going to be horrified H does occasionally wield the Immac for me (Nair?) if I'm going 'all off'. Much easier than doing it yourself

It's a lovely day here today. They're worried that people are going to be flouting the stay at home instruction because it's so sunny. I'm very lucky to live in the countryside, so I'm kind of already 'out'. I haven't seen many non-locals about today, so hopefully people are being sensible. The pizza oven is out and ready. Yum.

What's it like with you? How are you feeling?

I hope you are staying safe. Miss your sensuality.

 

[numeniusa]

Crikey, I didn't realise I'd not posted here since April...

Now, where was I?

Trimming my own fringe, by the look of it, always a wise move I had my first post-lockdown haircut this week, hurrah. Slightly weird, but they all seemed to be coping with using the PPE, and glad to be back at work.

And looking for a picture of floating breasts. I'll come back to that

And watching videos of fingering techniques demonstrated using fruit, after a 'clock technique' was suggested using an orange in 'Sex Education' on Netflix.

Quick recap. So far there was 'drawing soft circles on the clitoris'. Nice.

And then 'rolling the clit between the fingers'. *winces*

Moving on, here's, I suppose, that clock technique. Well, there's an orange at least.

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/making-circles-on-an-orange-how-to-finger-a-girl-simple-pickup.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C303&ssl=1

Not ... entirely convinced, I must say...

 

[tnman03]

Crikey, I didn't realise I'd not posted here since April...

Now, where was I?

Trimming my own fringe, by the look of it, always a wise move I had my first post-lockdown haircut this week, hurrah. Slightly weird, but they all seemed to be coping with using the PPE, and glad to be back at work.

And looking for a picture of floating breasts. I'll come back to that

And watching videos of fingering techniques demonstrated using fruit, after a 'clock technique' was suggested using an orange in 'Sex Education' on Netflix.

Quick recap. So far there was 'drawing soft circles on the clitoris'. Nice.

And then 'rolling the clit between the fingers'. *winces*

Moving on, here's, I suppose, that clock technique. Well, there's an orange at least.

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/making-circles-on-an-orange-how-to-finger-a-girl-simple-pickup.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C303&ssl=1

Not ... entirely convinced, I must say...

Good to see you posting again.

Sex training with fruit...who'd have thought.

 

[numeniusa]

Good to see you posting again.

Sex training with fruit...who'd have thought.

Have you watched 'Sex Education'? I'd recommend it. It's pretty funny, but there are some more serious themes in there. And Gillian Anderson.

I'm struck by that orange, actually. It has almost got an actual clit...

Figs. Now there's a rude fruit.... I can never resist taking filthy pictures of figs whenever I have them.

 

[Familyfirst92]

Ohhh my!!! You are absolutely stunning! Your husband is a very lucky guy to be able to wake up to such breath taking beauty and sexiness every morning! I must say that I might be slightly jealous of him!

 

[tnman03]

Have you watched 'Sex Education'? I'd recommend it. It's pretty funny, but there are some more serious themes in there. And Gillian Anderson.

I'm struck by that orange, actually. It has almost got an actual clit...

Figs. Now there's a rude fruit.... I can never resist taking filthy pictures of figs whenever I have them.

Sorry, I haven't responded, but no I hadn't watched "Sex Education" before on Netflix. But I did just pull it up and watch part of the first episode.

As for fruits and veggies in sex play. I'd never, ever thought of people using sliced fruit in order to demonstrate sex techniques.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Crikey, I didn't realise I'd not posted here since April...

Now, where was I?

Trimming my own fringe, by the look of it, always a wise move I had my first post-lockdown haircut this week, hurrah. Slightly weird, but they all seemed to be coping with using the PPE, and glad to be back at work.

And looking for a picture of floating breasts. I'll come back to that

And watching videos of fingering techniques demonstrated using fruit, after a 'clock technique' was suggested using an orange in 'Sex Education' on Netflix.

Quick recap. So far there was 'drawing soft circles on the clitoris'. Nice.

And then 'rolling the clit between the fingers'. *winces*

Moving on, here's, I suppose, that clock technique. Well, there's an orange at least.

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/making-circles-on-an-orange-how-to-finger-a-girl-simple-pickup.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C303&ssl=1

Not ... entirely convinced, I must say...

I think that Otis, when first reading about the "clock technique", did not get to see it demonstrated on a woman or a piece of fruit and, instead, was sort of jabbing at 12, 3, 6, and 9. Here's a clip from the show, where he's seeking advice from a lesbian classmate on his fingering technique...

https://youtu.be/rABpgP7G94M

I also found this article that tried to research this "clock technique" that Otis attempted to implement...

https://thetab.com/uk/2020/01/28/wh...ex Education season two,has to fake an orgasm.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hi Numi.


^^^^ Nice orange. Weird way to eat it though.

 

[numeniusa]

Ohhh my!!! You are absolutely stunning! Your husband is a very lucky guy to be able to wake up to such breath taking beauty and sexiness every morning! I must say that I might be slightly jealous of him!

Well, thank you! You're too kind...

 

[numeniusa]

Sorry, I haven't responded, but no I hadn't watched "Sex Education" before on Netflix. But I did just pull it up and watch part of the first episode.

As for fruits and veggies in sex play. I'd never, ever thought of people using sliced fruit in order to demonstrate sex techniques.

'Sex Education' takes a little while to get going, I'd say, but worth sticking with. I don't know where they got the fruit-based sexual technique tutorials idea from, but it was funny and sweet, and quite informative! It was in the second series.

I suppose fruit and veg in sex is more traditionally *ahem* cucumber or banana based....

 

[numeniusa]

I think that Otis, when first reading about the "clock technique", did not get to see it demonstrated on a woman or a piece of fruit and, instead, was sort of jabbing at 12, 3, 6, and 9. Here's a clip from the show, where he's seeking advice from a lesbian classmate on his fingering technique...

https://youtu.be/rABpgP7G94M

I also found this article that tried to research this "clock technique" that Otis attempted to implement...

https://thetab.com/uk/2020/01/28/wh...ex Education season two,has to fake an orgasm.

Thanks, Angelica

Jabbing, yes. Which went down as well as we might imagine! Poor Otis...

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only perv who went looking for the inspiration for the technique!

 

[numeniusa]

Hi Numi.


^^^^ Nice orange. Weird way to eat it though.

Oh no. The "how to eat an 'orange'" lesson would be *grins* quite different....

And hi yourself, how lovely to see you. Any rude with food stories you'd like to share?

 

[numeniusa]

So, final fruit lesson:

https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jesse-simple-pickup-uses-a-papaya-to-demonstrate-how-to-finger-a-girl.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C303&ssl=1

I'd like to know how similar a papaya feels to an actual woman. Not very, I'd imagine.

Also, do not be poking at my clit with a stick. Ever.

 

[hairball18]

'Sex Education' takes a little while to get going, I'd say, but worth sticking with. I don't know where they got the fruit-based sexual technique tutorials idea from, but it was funny and sweet, and quite informative! It was in the second series.

I suppose fruit and veg in sex is more traditionally *ahem* cucumber or banana based....

Fruit is sweet and juicy, just like you.

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh no. The "how to eat an 'orange'" lesson would be *grins* quite different....

And hi yourself, how lovely to see you. Any rude with food stories you'd like to share?

You mean like that one time where I got banned from the grocery because of that sexy watermelon story?

 

[numeniusa]

Fruit is sweet and juicy, just like you.

Aw... I certainly have my juicy moments