numeniusa
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You mean like that one time where I got banned from the grocery because of that sexy watermelon story?

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You mean like that one time where I got banned from the grocery because of that sexy watermelon story?

Aw...I certainly have my juicy moments
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Hello Lit peeps.
I've been off the grid for a bit. My Dad died last month, peacefully. It wasn't unexpected, there wasn't much of him left after the ravages of Alzheimer's over many years. I wasn't enormously sure he knew who I was for the last few, although he always seemed pleased enough to see me. So it's a mercy and a relief in lots of ways, but it still knocked me a bit for six rather.
And then his partner of thirty years also died, that one was unexpected. What a bloody awful fortnight that was. Socially distanced funerals, it's really hard to wipe your eyes and blow your nose when you're wearing a mask...
I did get to go to France for a couple of weeks once it was all done, that helped a lot to recover and reset somewhat. And today I have emerged from post-France quarantine, just in time for my government to lock us all down again... gahhh.
Quite fed up with 2020 now.![]()

Hello Lit peeps.
I've been off the grid for a bit. My Dad died last month, peacefully. It wasn't unexpected, there wasn't much of him left after the ravages of Alzheimer's over many years. I wasn't enormously sure he knew who I was for the last few, although he always seemed pleased enough to see me. So it's a mercy and a relief in lots of ways, but it still knocked me a bit for six rather.
And then his partner of thirty years also died, that one was unexpected. What a bloody awful fortnight that was. Socially distanced funerals, it's really hard to wipe your eyes and blow your nose when you're wearing a mask...
I did get to go to France for a couple of weeks once it was all done, that helped a lot to recover and reset somewhat. And today I have emerged from post-France quarantine, just in time for my government to lock us all down again... gahhh.
Quite fed up with 2020 now.![]()

what an awful double blow for you, recovering here from losing dad and now mum is in rehab from having a fall and breaking her hip, here's hoping 2021 is better for us both![]()
I'm so sorry you lost your Dad, I remember he was nearing the end. Is your Mum in rehab at home or in hospital? A hip fracture sounds very painful, I hope she recovers quickly. And yes, 2021 has a lot to do to make up for this year Condolences and hopes that the rest of this year and all therefter as all happer and spent doing all that you best love to be doing with those you love .![]()
Who knows when things will get back to normal, whatever happens some things will be changed forever, I suppose. Sorry to hear about your dad.![]()
It was a good death, really, very peaceful, no pain. The end of an era...


Hello Lit peeps.
I've been off the grid for a bit. My Dad died last month, peacefully. It wasn't unexpected, there wasn't much of him left after the ravages of Alzheimer's over many years. I wasn't enormously sure he knew who I was for the last few, although he always seemed pleased enough to see me. So it's a mercy and a relief in lots of ways, but it still knocked me a bit for six rather.
And then his partner of thirty years also died, that one was unexpected. What a bloody awful fortnight that was. Socially distanced funerals, it's really hard to wipe your eyes and blow your nose when you're wearing a mask...
I did get to go to France for a couple of weeks once it was all done, that helped a lot to recover and reset somewhat. And today I have emerged from post-France quarantine, just in time for my government to lock us all down again... gahhh.
Quite fed up with 2020 now.![]()
Hello Lit peeps.
I've been off the grid for a bit. My Dad died last month, peacefully. It wasn't unexpected, there wasn't much of him left after the ravages of Alzheimer's over many years. I wasn't enormously sure he knew who I was for the last few, although he always seemed pleased enough to see me. So it's a mercy and a relief in lots of ways, but it still knocked me a bit for six rather.
And then his partner of thirty years also died, that one was unexpected. What a bloody awful fortnight that was. Socially distanced funerals, it's really hard to wipe your eyes and blow your nose when you're wearing a mask...
I did get to go to France for a couple of weeks once it was all done, that helped a lot to recover and reset somewhat. And today I have emerged from post-France quarantine, just in time for my government to lock us all down again... gahhh.
Quite fed up with 2020 now.![]()

Hello Lit peeps.
I've been off the grid for a bit. My Dad died last month, peacefully. It wasn't unexpected, there wasn't much of him left after the ravages of Alzheimer's over many years. I wasn't enormously sure he knew who I was for the last few, although he always seemed pleased enough to see me. So it's a mercy and a relief in lots of ways, but it still knocked me a bit for six rather.
And then his partner of thirty years also died, that one was unexpected. What a bloody awful fortnight that was. Socially distanced funerals, it's really hard to wipe your eyes and blow your nose when you're wearing a mask...
I did get to go to France for a couple of weeks once it was all done, that helped a lot to recover and reset somewhat. And today I have emerged from post-France quarantine, just in time for my government to lock us all down again... gahhh.
Quite fed up with 2020 now.![]()







I am so sorry to hear of your recent losses, Numi. Even when it is expected, it is never easy. I am glad that you were able to travel and have a chance to step outside of your day to day. It is good to see you back here, lovely.
I'm feeling better as time goes on, and having been away did help, I know. And we didn't get locked down again here. Quite. Yet Very sorry to hear of your losses, Numi. Even when the passing of a loved one is somewhat of a blessing, it is still hard.
We're approaching the anniversary of my FIL's passing. He was starting to show some signs that he was suffering from dementia and was out pruning a tree in the garden when he had a fall, breaking his neck. He made it to the hospital, but ultimately succumbed to the pneumonia that followed his incapacitation. SWMBO was, sadly, unable to make it in time to see her dad before he passed as his decline was very sudden. Thankfully, last year wasn't like this one, and we were able to travel to pay our respects and be with family and friends.
My MIL's health is fair, but we always worry about what would happen if she were to pass without being able to travel.
And yes. 2020 can just suck it.
You've been through a lot. I'm so sorry, Numi
They were both in their eighties and had led full and fun lives before age caught up with them, and knowing that helps a lot.Sorry to hear.

you're very welcome Numi and thank you toomum is in rehab at a special hospital just over an hours drive from where i live, but she has aphone in her room so can keep in contact, it sounds like it will be a while before she's mobile enough to get home though. I'll keep everything crossed for you there, sending you love and thoughts for you
I didn’t see this post until just now...
((((((((((((((((((((BIG HUG))))))))))))))))))))
I am so deeply sorry for your loss my friend...Heartbroken for your loss...Both losses...You were such a beautiful, present, deeply loving daughter...I will always treasure the stories you shared about him...He was so special...And the stories we shared about Alzheimer’s and having a parent enduring that...It is heartbreaking to go through...I know he felt deeply your presence and love...I smile remembering all the postcards and things you got for him from all of your travels around the world so he could be part of that and share that with you ...I hope those things and memories can bring you comfort...
Sending you much love and healing thoughts...
Love you bunches

And now, on a lighter note, a new toy has arrived:
https://i.imgur.com/Dkl1l6y.jpg
I see now I should have added a banana for scale. It's about eight-ish inches long. It's called the 'Bender'. Because it does this:
https://i.imgur.com/TLQTVHG.jpg
And even this:
https://i.imgur.com/Y5PCrBI.jpg
Full report to follow...![]()
Happy New Year, Lit. I really hope it will be.
Apparently someone has built a huge concrete vagina in Brazil!
https://i.imgur.com/vcz7FUF.jpg
It looks kind of fake there, but it's definitely a thing.
Someone should introduce that monolith to it...
This might have been more appropriate:
https://i.imgur.com/XnnJVsg.jpg
except someone chainsawed it down![]()
They better check your bedroom.![]()

Ha! I'm not that much of a size queen. Although my appreciation of a decent girth is a matter of record...
Do you know, I just assumed the huge wooden cock had been removed by a prude, it never occurred to me that someone had nicked it for *coughs* 'personal use". I don't think I have that much room in my garden![]()