Could be... the second down on the right could also pass as a skinny penis. Some of the others as spermatozoa but overall... yeah, I think you called it.
It's always going to be my favourite table now, though.
Ooh. Good question. I'll have to go back to check...
I'm hoping for something like this:
https://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m1Jft4sjC4yKlZydGl_Xybg.jpg
P.S. on searching for penis-shaped door knobs, I found a crochet pattern for these:
https://i.etsystatic.com/19576955/r/il/11dea8/2174348026/il_570xN.2174348026_1dga.jpg
Love it. Who do I know who can crochet...
*thinks*
My Mum can crochet...
Hiiii Numi! When are we going on our special picnic?
*twirls around in a translucent sun dress* I hope you haven't forgotten!
*LOL* I love your mom!!!
Your mum sounds like a lot of fun.
And a Caesarian scar? 
Ooh! I think we might have to wait until the weather warms up some. There's snow on the ground right now!
Good choice of sundress, though. I like that you went translucent rather than transparent, much sexier. Just the odd hint, a shadow, a silhouette... Very nice
There was snow on the ground very briefly here too, but thankfully it all melted. I guess we can go for a snuggle by the fireplace instead.
I do like the hint of flavour. Just a shake of spice, not the whole bottle. If you know what I mean.
Maybe next time we'll actually be online at the same time though. Wouldn't that be novel?
Indeed.
I will say, though, that my experiences in the mountains back in early March reminded me that at altitude, that advice is more appropriate than ever. I posted this at the time.
That was an interesting Google rabbit hole, researching whether the thinner air at altitude makes for larger erections. Empirical evidence suggested it does. And now I know that I'm not just imagining it, the science supports it too.
I've been struggling a little to be here and to be flirty. I'm not sure why. I'm not feeling unsexy in my RL, isolation/lockdown has been nicely filthy now my man's recovered (mostly) from his shingles.
I suppose it feels kind of flippant to be mucking about on a sex site whilst people are sick, overworked, trying to do the right things (or not).
Anyway.
I watched Series Two of Sex Education recently. Very funny. And it has Gillian Anderson in it. Highly recommended. There was an episode where the inexperienced male lead was worried about his fingering technique, and found an online tutorial involving an orange. I wondered if that was really a thing. So I searched. It turns out that fruit can be used quite effectively in fingering advice...
Stand by, there's more...
Hmm. The air is really thin in outer space. Perhaps NASA has a study on this.
, it's frustrating that they're keeping that stuff to themselves, grrrr.
Hello Numi
Yes, these are the times that minimize one's desire to be overly flirtatious or gregarious in communications or interactions. That's a side effect of stress and worry and anyone who doesn't have concerns for family, friends and themselves through all of this is rather thoughtless. So, we have to find our balance where life goes on and we take things day by day without becoming overloaded on information or allow fear to take over our lives.
I'd not heard of the Sex Education series or viewed images of fruit being used in such an interesting manner. The thought of such is titillating and has me sitting here chuckling about it all. For that, I'm most appreciative as laughter is always good medicine.
Best regards to you and H and I'm certain that the two of you will find inventive ways to keep yourselves occupied.
Didn’t think much of the “clock technique” did you?
We are a few episodes into the second season. Trying to space out the episodes a bit because, as the husband says, “It makes me happy.” A funny, creative, and sweet show.
That was what started me on my online search There was some really good phrase about working out what each orange liked, I don't remember exactly now, but it was a great message.
Hey, you
Today I have mastered barbering. Well, sort of. I've given H a really quite reasonable haircut.
If you have Netflix, 'Sex Education' is on there. It's British, but with a very American feel. Very funny, quite touching, and Gillian Anderson, did I mention her?
This is the second fruit lesson:
Oof. I'm really not sure about that one... *winces*
