Numi's boudoir

[TTawhere]

Or were we talking about the chair?

 

[numeniusa]

Excellent use of a mirror...

Regarding those old wooden "revolver" chairs. You don't want to be in one when the springs give way. DAMHIKT.

Oh no, you can't say that. Of course I'm going to. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? How??

Go on, spill the beans* You know you want to...

* not those beans....

Oh, experience. Dated a woman who had mirrored closet doors in her room and on the wall at the foot of her bed.

Oh.my.gawd.

To be able to have sex with her bent over her bed and watch all the reactions and emotions play over her face. Rawrrrr.

Or were we talking about the chair?

See, I thought you were going to relate a story of sexual misadventure involving a wheely-chair

But the description of the power of a bedroom mirror was a very nice substitute And very accurate. I did get to experience that myself last year in Madrid. Lovely room. Lovely mirror. Lovely time had by all...

 

[tnman03]

Hmm. I'd prefer this to be a full length mirror so I can see everything that's going on. Although that makes the leaning over more difficult. A mirror with handrails?

Actually this position, although I like it, is very difficult for my man and me, because he's a foot taller than I am. I have to stand on tiptoes, while he bends his knees to get down to my level. In fact, yesterday and Thursday I had rather stiff legs from engaging in just this sort of shenanigans

Ah...I'm thinking either some sort of thick cushion, footstool or the like might be beneficial.

 

[TTawhere]

See, I thought you were going to relate a story of sexual misadventure involving a wheely-chair

But the description of the power of a bedroom mirror was a very nice substitute And very accurate. I did get to experience that myself last year in Madrid. Lovely room. Lovely mirror. Lovely time had by all...

Ah, yes, well, erm.

We were enjoying an encounter in a borrowed office at lunch-time. We were employing Position B:

https://i.imgur.com/eYmQjyx.jpg

Female straddles, rear-facing.

Her blouse unbuttoned to her waist, underwear discarded somewhere, and skirt hiked up around her waist. Time was short, you see, and not all the usual niceties were employed. We were thoroughly enjoying ourselves her and self thought to lean forward and offer a breast to my waiting mouth.

The resulting shift in weight tipped the chair backwards rather far - a precarious bit of balance, that. Suddenly there was a sickening *SNAP* and the chair gave way at the mechanism, tipping us loudly and unceremoniously onto the cold tile floor. We were obliged to finish our activities with her on the credenza. (After assuring ourselves that the commotion hadn’t attracted unwanted attention, of course.)

We returned the office (and clothing, to the best of our abilities) to the original configuration. We did not disclose the failure of the chair to the office’s occupant as that would have been a difficult conversation. Instead, he fell over backwards on his return and figured that _he_ had broken the chair.

 

[numeniusa]

Ah...I'm thinking either some sort of thick cushion, footstool or the like might be beneficial.

I like your approach to problem-solving...

Weirdly, I saw yesterday that Cole posted this:

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/10/300/20504422.gif

(Hey, Cole!)

... which is almost exactly what I was describing, minus the handrails next to the mirror

So what this tells us is that I just need to purchase some 6" silver fuck-me stiletto heels, and it'll all work out just fine

 

[numeniusa]

Ah, yes, well, erm.

We were enjoying an encounter in a borrowed office at lunch-time. We were employing Position B:

https://i.imgur.com/eYmQjyx.jpg

Female straddles, rear-facing.

Her blouse unbuttoned to her waist, underwear discarded somewhere, and skirt hiked up around her waist. Time was short, you see, and not all the usual niceties were employed. We were thoroughly enjoying ourselves her and self thought to lean forward and offer a breast to my waiting mouth.

The resulting shift in weight tipped the chair backwards rather far - a precarious bit of balance, that. Suddenly there was a sickening *SNAP* and the chair gave way at the mechanism, tipping us loudly and unceremoniously onto the cold tile floor. We were obliged to finish our activities with her on the credenza. (After assuring ourselves that the commotion hadn’t attracted unwanted attention, of course.)

We returned the office (and clothing, to the best of our abilities) to the original configuration. We did not disclose the failure of the chair to the office’s occupant as that would have been a difficult conversation. Instead, he fell over backwards on his return and figured that _he_ had broken the chair.

That's brilliant, and very well told I'm glad no one was hurt! I love that you carried on regardless afterwards. Kudos for 'credenza', I had to look that up.

"The word credenza is an Italian word meaning ‘credence’ or ‘truth.’ The original use for this piece of furniture was as a buffet in the dining quarters of a king, pope or nobleman. Food placed on the credenza was taste tested for poison before serving –so eating food from the credenza was the moment of truth!"

I'd say your 'moment of truth' was before you got to the credenza...

 

[tnman03]

I like your approach to problem-solving...

Weirdly, I saw yesterday that Cole posted this:

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/10/300/20504422.gif

(Hey, Cole!)

... which is almost exactly what I was describing, minus the handrails next to the mirror

So what this tells us is that I just need to purchase some 6" silver fuck-me stiletto heels, and it'll all work out just fine

Why yes, that would be an admirable solution indeed...while adding a bit of bling to the festivities.

I noticed H has begun a new thread on being bent over. I believe that is also applicable to the leaned forward but the standing position we began this dialog with.

 

[Artfan2]

I like your approach to problem-solving...

Weirdly, I saw yesterday that Cole posted this:

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/01/10/300/20504422.gif

(Hey, Cole!)

... which is almost exactly what I was describing, minus the handrails next to the mirror

So what this tells us is that I just need to purchase some 6" silver fuck-me stiletto heels, and it'll all work out just fine

Yes, the full length mirror definitely helps. Hmm, that floor looks like it might be pretty reflective as well.

 

[Bjerget]

Hello you! I think we've already met, am I right?

Oh we have. I just adopted a new moniker.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hello yourself, gorgeous!

The target market is admittedly rather small. Or shall we call it specialised?

I've done further research. I wondered if there was a porn version of Edward Scissorhands. Stupid question. Of course there is. It's called...

*drum roll*

Edward Penishands

So I know what I’m watching in a hotel room some time soon... not this week which includes a date with a Hollywood A-litser... a play above a pub... and arty farty shenanigans (with free drinks and nibbles... a girl can’t be expected to prioritise Edward Penishands over free bubbles and twiglets...)

 

[numeniusa]

Why yes, that would be an admirable solution indeed...while adding a bit of bling to the festivities.

I noticed H has begun a new thread on being bent over. I believe that is also applicable to the leaned forward but the standing position we began this dialog with.

I wonder if that position truly is being bent over? For me, to be bent over, I think there has been something over which you are bent, whereas the leaning forward/standing position is unsupported, as it were.

I think the sensations are largely the same, but with the additional hazard of falling over in the standing position I may have to do some research... I'll be needing the shoes...

And yes, the 'Being bent over' thread had quite a few replies. Interesting stuff. I had intended to record my experiences in there too, must get around to that!

 

[numeniusa]

Yes, the full length mirror definitely helps. Hmm, that floor looks like it might be pretty reflective as well.

I can't see past the shoes...

If the ceiling is also reflective there will be that slightly scary 'all the way down' reflection. Very disconcerting.

 

[numeniusa]

Oh we have. I just adopted a new moniker.

Well, hello again then!

 

[numeniusa]

So I know what I’m watching in a hotel room some time soon... not this week which includes a date with a Hollywood A-litser... a play above a pub... and arty farty shenanigans (with free drinks and nibbles... a girl can’t be expected to prioritise Edward Penishands over free bubbles and twiglets...)

I don't think Edward Penishands would be able to cope with twiglets. Delicious though they are. (Twiglets, I mean, I have no experience of penishands....)

If you do watch it, do let us know what you think. I haven't chased it down. I don't imagine that it would be ... good ... to watch

 

[numeniusa]

https://i.imgur.com/kT3fXzS.jpg

I don't know what to say. I just want to mark this moment.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

https://i.imgur.com/kT3fXzS.jpg
I don't know what to say. I just want to mark this moment.

Hugs.

 

[tnman03]

I wonder if that position truly is being bent over? For me, to be bent over, I think there has been something over which you are bent, whereas the leaning forward/standing position is unsupported, as it were.

I think the sensations are largely the same, but with the additional hazard of falling over in the standing position I may have to do some research... I'll be needing the shoes...

And yes, the 'Being bent over' thread had quite a few replies. Interesting stuff. I had intended to record my experiences in there too, must get around to that!

It's somewhat of a bent-over position but in reality its more of a standing sex pose. Standing sex is a whole different ball game where the participant's height and physical stamina really come into play on how achievable it is.

https://i.imgur.com/kT3fXzS.jpg

I don't know what to say. I just want to mark this moment.

Lovely picture, emotional times, I'm at a loss to understand it all even after reading so much about it.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://i.imgur.com/kT3fXzS.jpg

I don't know what to say. I just want to mark this moment.

Of all the potential silver linings of the situation, your gorgeous self draped with flag didn’t cross my mind...

Did you see this? This did make me cry...

https://twitter.com/bydonkeys/status/1223175366421946369?s=21

 

[numeniusa]

Hugs.

Thank you, Angelica. I really appreciate that.

 

[numeniusa]

Of all the potential silver linings of the situation, your gorgeous self draped with flag didn’t cross my mind...

Did you see this? This did make me cry...

https://twitter.com/bydonkeys/status/1223175366421946369?s=21

I think I've seen that before. Powerful stuff...

A pretty poor silver lining, but thank you.

Bought that flag to attach to the car aerial when driving brought France/Italy etc in a few weeks, the last one having disintegrated in the wet last year. As you can see, it's a lovely flag, but way bigger than I thought it was going to be!

 

[numeniusa]

It's somewhat of a bent-over position but in reality its more of a standing sex pose. Standing sex is a whole different ball game where the participant's height and physical stamina really come into play on how achievable it is.

Good thigh exercises, I reckon, standing sex. Good prep for skiing? I feel rather underprepared, and a little nervous, I haven't skied for two years, and the last time I did I fell and knackered my knee ligament I'll have to take it gently to start with. A first world problem, I know...

Lovely picture, emotional times, I'm at a loss to understand it all even after reading so much about it.

Thank you. It was for the excellent ABC thread over in Ampics, really, but then it was 15 minutes to the exit and I just couldn't let it pass without posting something. I couldn't really find the words. So the picture it was.

I understand how it happened. But I'll never understand why...

Anyway, sorry, politics in the Playground :caning:

Stand by for table vaginas...

 

[numeniusa]

Out on a bike ride a couple of weeks ago, a cold day, a lovely country pub for lunch. It was an old coaching inn originally, dating back to the 1600s. It's all roaring fires, wooden tables, really gorgeous.

The table I sat at had a really thick wooden top. With some interesting features:

https://i.imgur.com/hpbRFiH.jpg

I wonder how many other people sit there and think those knots look like vaginas... I can't be alone, surely?

 

[tnman03]

Out on a bike ride a couple of weeks ago, a cold day, a lovely country pub for lunch. It was an old coaching inn originally, dating back to the 1600s. It's all roaring fires, wooden tables, really gorgeous.

The table I sat at had a really thick wooden top. With some interesting features:

https://i.imgur.com/hpbRFiH.jpg

I wonder how many other people sit there and think those knots look like vaginas... I can't be alone, surely?

Could be... the second down on the right could also pass as a skinny penis. Some of the others as spermatozoa but overall... yeah, I think you called it.

 

[Joxlrg]

They are indeed beautiful. Just like a vagina. I agree

 

[Artfan2]

Out on a bike ride a couple of weeks ago, a cold day, a lovely country pub for lunch. It was an old coaching inn originally, dating back to the 1600s. It's all roaring fires, wooden tables, really gorgeous.

The table I sat at had a really thick wooden top. With some interesting features:

I wonder how many other people sit there and think those knots look like vaginas... I can't be alone, surely?

So many suggestive images on one table. That can't be a coincidence.

So, um, what do the pub's door knobs look like?