Numi's boudoir

Ill play with you anytime you would like

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Oh, the potential of an office chair... :devil:

Important question. Arms? Does your office chair have arms?

Think carefully... :)

I've got office chairs with and without arms. I can affirm that either will work for those opportune moments that might...arise. But armless chairs offer more ease of...use??? ;):D
 
I've got office chairs with and without arms. I can affirm that either will work for those opportune moments that might...arise. But armless chairs offer more ease of...use??? ;):D

I concur :cool:

With an armless chair, there's a possibility of being bent over a knee and spanked. Or of straddling. Carefully.... ;)

Arms though. Good for a fellatee to hang on to, if they need to :devil:
 
I concur :cool:

With an armless chair, there's a possibility of being bent over a knee and spanked. Or of straddling. Carefully.... ;)

Arms though. Good for a fellatee to hang on to, if they need to :devil:

Need some quick-change arms, apparently.
 
I concur :cool:

With an armless chair, there's a possibility of being bent over a knee and spanked. Or of straddling. Carefully.... ;)

Arms though. Good for a fellatee to hang on to, if they need to :devil:

I will say though that if you can ever acquire one of the antique or replica wide armed all-wood rolling chairs you should. Once you've assured yourself of the sturdiness of the chair its a remarkably versatile item. ;)

https://i.imgur.com/i171gqRm.jpg
 
I will say though that if you can ever acquire one of the antique or replica wide armed all-wood rolling chairs you should. Once you've assured yourself of the sturdiness of the chair its a remarkably versatile item. ;)

https://i.imgur.com/i171gqRm.jpg

Wow, that looks very cool. :devil:

There are two things which worry me slightly about the *coughs* leisure uses of such a chair.

Thing one: I'm concerned about the straddling opportunities. Do my legs go under the arms? I'm not sure I'd fit inside. Oh, wait, though, maybe facing forwards?

Thing two: the wheels plus wooden floor combination looks a bit lethal. I'm imagining my fellatee suddenly disappearing backwards at high speed :eek:
 
Wow, that looks very cool. :devil:

There are two things which worry me slightly about the *coughs* leisure uses of such a chair.

Thing one: I'm concerned about the straddling opportunities. Do my legs go under the arms? I'm not sure I'd fit inside. Oh, wait, though, maybe facing forwards?

Thing two: the wheels plus wooden floor combination looks a bit lethal. I'm imagining my fellatee suddenly disappearing backwards at high speed :eek:

Too easy numi... area rugs or floor protectors keep the chair from unexpectedly flying away.;)

And yes, legs over the chair arms in a forward-facing position. Or...if facing away from the chair the already seated party helping to hold the other in place as she, with his assistance, uses the chair arms...and some upper body strength. :devil:
 
Possibly. :D

I have (and this is admittedly weird...) sometimes wondered about those specialised prosthetics which allow people who've lost an arm or a hand to do things they used to before. You know, like the ice-axe ones for climbers, or Edward Scissorhands.

I bet someone somewhere has thought of a vibrator-hand... :devil:
 
Too easy numi... area rugs or floor protectors keep the chair from unexpectedly flying away.;)

And yes, legs over the chair arms in a forward-facing position. Or...if facing away from the chair the already seated party helping to hold the other in place as she, with his assistance, uses the chair arms...and some upper body strength. :devil:

A rug! Of course! Why didn't I think of that? :D My office is carpeted... ;)

OK, I think I've got this.

Position A:

https://i.imgur.com/31tIkak.jpg

Female is worshipped by kneeling partner. Cushion optional ;)

Position B:

https://i.imgur.com/eYmQjyx.jpg

Female straddles, rear-facing.

Position C:

https://i.imgur.com/qquRabV.jpg

Female straddles, forward facing.

C looks like quite the upper body work-out for the woman there :eek:
 
I have (and this is admittedly weird...) sometimes wondered about those specialised prosthetics which allow people who've lost an arm or a hand to do things they used to before. You know, like the ice-axe ones for climbers, or Edward Scissorhands.

I bet someone somewhere has thought of a vibrator-hand... :devil:

Running off to check patent registers - you may see me on dragons den.... x

ps - hello lovely, xx
 
A rug! Of course! Why didn't I think of that? :D My office is carpeted... ;)

OK, I think I've got this.

Position A:

https://i.imgur.com/31tIkak.jpg

Female is worshipped by kneeling partner. Cushion optional ;)

Position B:

https://i.imgur.com/eYmQjyx.jpg

Female straddles, rear-facing.

Position C:

https://i.imgur.com/qquRabV.jpg

Female straddles, forward facing.

C looks like quite the upper body work-out for the woman there :eek:

Absolutely loving the telestrator effect here.
Like watching sports commentary...but interesting. :D
 
A rug! Of course! Why didn't I think of that? :D My office is carpeted... ;)

OK, I think I've got this.

Position A:

https://i.imgur.com/31tIkak.jpg

Female is worshipped by kneeling partner. Cushion optional ;)

Position B:

https://i.imgur.com/eYmQjyx.jpg

Female straddles, rear-facing.

Position C:

https://i.imgur.com/qquRabV.jpg

Female straddles, forward facing.

C looks like quite the upper body work-out for the woman there :eek:

With respect to position "c" think along the lines of the male partner using his arms and upper body strength to assist the female partner. Something like standing sex. Hand placement and active imaginations. :devil:

https://i.imgur.com/SC3wxr7l.jpg
 
Running off to check patent registers - you may see me on dragons den.... x

ps - hello lovely, xx

Hello yourself, gorgeous!

The target market is admittedly rather small. Or shall we call it specialised? :D

I've done further research. I wondered if there was a porn version of Edward Scissorhands. Stupid question. Of course there is. It's called...

*drum roll*

Edward Penishands

:eek:
 
With respect to position "c" think along the lines of the male partner using his arms and upper body strength to assist the female partner. Something like standing sex. Hand placement and active imaginations. :devil:

https://i.imgur.com/SC3wxr7l.jpg

Hmm. I'd prefer this to be a full length mirror so I can see everything that's going on. Although that makes the leaning over more difficult. A mirror with handrails? :D

Actually this position, although I like it, is very difficult for my man and me, because he's a foot taller than I am. I have to stand on tiptoes, while he bends his knees to get down to my level. In fact, yesterday and Thursday I had rather stiff legs from engaging in just this sort of shenanigans :devil:
 
Excellent use of a mirror... :devil:

Regarding those old wooden "revolver" chairs. You don't want to be in one when the springs give way. DAMHIKT.

Oh no, you can't say that. Of course I'm going to. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? How??

Go on, spill the beans* You know you want to...

* not those beans.... :D
 
Oh no, you can't say that. Of course I'm going to. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? How??

Go on, spill the beans* You know you want to...

* not those beans.... :D

Oh, experience. Dated a woman who had mirrored closet doors in her room and on the wall at the foot of her bed.

Oh.my.gawd.

To be able to have sex with her bent over her bed and watch all the reactions and emotions play over her face. Rawrrrr.
 
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