Numi's boudoir

[Ironfan]

This really made me laugh today.

http://i.imgur.com/IiC7PxL.jpg

The full article includes this line:

"It can also stroke its owner on the hand, which developer Marc Teyssier said could create more personal connections."

Oh yes. We can all see where that's going...

Anyone else think of the Addams family with that one!!

I'm left handed so don't use my right. Does that make me a freak?

 

[Joxlrg]

Finger Phone

Looks like a great way to film a G Spot orgasm to me...LOL

 

[tnman03]

I wonder why there's a long ... er ... orifice (? ) and a short one.

I think, if I owned a cock, I'd be quite reluctant to stuff it in that glass thing and watch it be vacuumed... I mean, if it felt good, I guess that's OK, but it's not exactly a romantic experience, is it?

I wouldn't think so, but then I also think the high tech sex dolls being sold or installed in brothels intended for their use are absurd as well.

If its masturbation than using the V2K or a sex dolls still masturbation no matter how you look at it.



*edited to correct spelling...curse you auto correct.....

 

[numeniusa]

Anyone else think of the Addams family with that one!!

I'm left handed so don't use my right. Does that make me a freak?

I must admit the Addams family wasn't my first thought...

A freak? I wouldn't have thought so, but it depends what you're doing with it, of course....

And people who are left-handed tend to be more ambidextrous than we right-handers in general, so that might make you attractively multi-talented *wiggles eyebrows*

 

[numeniusa]

Looks like a great way to film a G Spot orgasm to me...LOL

Now that's more where I was going...

I wonder how far advanced the whole 'hand robot remotely controlled by another's hand' tech is. That would be an extraordinary thing for our digisexual members. As a techie, I'd be a little worried about lag.

 

[numeniusa]

I wouldn't think so, but then I also think the high tech sex dolls being sold or installed in brothels intended for their use are absurd as well.

If its masturbation than using the V2K or a sex dolls still masturbation no matter how you look at it.

*edited to correct spelling...curse you auto correct.....

(Oh, go on, tell us what your autocorrect was, they can be hilarious... )

Nothing wrong with masturbation, of course.

I'm going to write a little thing about the sleeve thing. I shall have to find a picture. I think it's great. Can be used by a man himself, or on his behalf by someone else. Looks cool, easy to clean, veeeeery effective.

I have more to say about this. Watch this space...

 

[tnman03]

(Oh, go on, tell us what your autocorrect was, they can be hilarious... )

Nothing wrong with masturbation, of course.

I'm going to write a little thing about the sleeve thing. I shall have to find a picture. I think it's great. Can be used by a man himself, or on his behalf by someone else. Looks cool, easy to clean, veeeeery effective.

I have more to say about this. Watch this space...

Simple autocorrect turning an incomplete thin...into thing rather than think.

I'm familiar with the masturbation sleeves in that I purchased one of the better ones a year ago. Every guy should try one of them out if he hasn't already done so. I suspect it would be much more enjoyable as part of couples play.

 

[hairball18]

Oh, I think I could get you to moo without needing one of those.... *smug grin*

I have a feeling you could make me do anything.

 

[numeniusa]

Simple autocorrect turning an incomplete thin...into thing rather than think.

I'm familiar with the masturbation sleeves in that I purchased one of the better ones a year ago. Every guy should try one of them out if he hasn't already done so. I suspect it would be much more enjoyable as part of couples play.

I'm still working up to writing about the sleeve. Need to take my phone into the bedroom/lounge/wherever next time it comes out of the toy box

I hope you're well, Mr TN. That's one fine arse you have going on there in Ampics... very peachy indeed

 

[numeniusa]

I have a feeling you could make me do anything.

Well, that sounds like a challenge...

 

[numeniusa]

Been travelling around in a huge motorhome/camper van thing this week. Great fun to drive, very comfortable. It has a proper fixed bed at the back.

Wasn't quite sure of the 'fucking in a campsite' etiquette. Decided to go for pulling down the shutters and closing the vents (it was mid-afternoon, and wonderfully sunny, so a bit of a giveaway). Also, trying to be reasonably quiet. Hung a towel between the driver's and passenger's seats.

They do move about on their suspensions, though, these things. I rather fear it was *ahem* rocking...

 

[tnman03]

I'm still working up to writing about the sleeve. Need to take my phone into the bedroom/lounge/wherever next time it comes out of the toy box

I hope you're well, Mr TN. That's one fine arse you have going on there in Ampics... very peachy indeed

I look forward to your comments on the sleeve. And thanks.

 

[Joxlrg]

Week

Sounds like a WONDERFUL week to me... Too bad you couldn't take pics for us during your Motor/Romp... PS: Picnic tables are usually the PERFECT height!!! Just sayin

 

[numeniusa]

Sounds like a WONDERFUL week to me... Too bad you couldn't take pics for us during your Motor/Romp... PS: Picnic tables are usually the PERFECT height!!! Just sayin

Hehe I have a couple more days... It is blowing an absolute hooley out there, though

You're putting all kinds of naughty ideas in my head about picnic tables now Are you meaning the ones with the benches down either side? I'm imagining a "kneeling on the bench, slipping in from behind" type scenario could work rather well

 

[Joxlrg]

Picnic Table

YES I am meaning the ones with benches down both sides.. And I would have you bent over the end. So you could relax flat on the top of the table.. Legs spread giving my tongue acsess first.. Then when your wet... Mmmm To slip inside and as long as you kept your hips from hitting the table.. Just POUND YOU HARD!!!
Butt I like your idea up on the bench also!!

 

[scotluvsoral]

Been travelling around in a huge motorhome/camper van thing this week. Great fun to drive, very comfortable. It has a proper fixed bed at the back.

Wasn't quite sure of the 'fucking in a campsite' etiquette. Decided to go for pulling down the shutters and closing the vents (it was mid-afternoon, and wonderfully sunny, so a bit of a giveaway). Also, trying to be reasonably quiet. Hung a towel between the driver's and passenger's seats.

They do move about on their suspensions, though, these things. I rather fear it was *ahem* rocking...

LMAO Good!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Been travelling around in a huge motorhome/camper van thing this week. Great fun to drive, very comfortable. It has a proper fixed bed at the back.

Wasn't quite sure of the 'fucking in a campsite' etiquette. Decided to go for pulling down the shutters and closing the vents (it was mid-afternoon, and wonderfully sunny, so a bit of a giveaway). Also, trying to be reasonably quiet. Hung a towel between the driver's and passenger's seats.

They do move about on their suspensions, though, these things. I rather fear it was *ahem* rocking...

What? Traveling again? you mad gypsy you!

 

[numeniusa]

I look forward to your comments on the sleeve. And thanks.

I'm liking the profile pic too There's a potential pairing partner I'd like to see you next to [Clue: which of my recent gentleman callers also has an extremely peachy AV right now...?]

 

[numeniusa]

YES I am meaning the ones with benches down both sides.. And I would have you bent over the end. So you could relax flat on the top of the table.. Legs spread giving my tongue acsess first.. Then when your wet... Mmmm To slip inside and as long as you kept your hips from hitting the table.. Just POUND YOU HARD!!!
Butt I like your idea up on the bench also!!

You sound like a man who knows his way around a picnic bench.

Quite worried about the potential for splinters, though

 

[numeniusa]

LMAO Good!!!!

Have you ever tried a camper van, Scot? Great fun. In ... many ways...

 

[numeniusa]

What? Traveling again? you mad gypsy you!

*breaks out gold hoopy earrings*

That's me!

I must confess my camper van sin. It is (apparently) not the done thing to be noisy late at night in these sites where camper vans park up.* Came back late a couple of nights ago after a wonderfully convivial evening with friends who live in the same town as the campsite. It must have been nearly midnight. On affixing the curtain thingies to the windscreen, I somehow managed to sound the van's horn rather loudly. With my breast, of all things.

This has been officially named an 'unintentional tit parp'.

* I'm making them sound like dodgy dogging areas They really aren't

 

[hotoldrguy]

*breaks out gold hoopy earrings*

That's me!

I must confess my camper van sin. It is (apparently) not the done thing to be noisy late at night in these sites where camper vans park up.* Came back late a couple of nights ago after a wonderfully convivial evening with friends who live in the same town as the campsite. It must have been nearly midnight. On affixing the curtain thingies to the windscreen, I somehow managed to sound the van's horn rather loudly. With my breast, of all things.

This has been officially named an 'unintentional tit parp'.

* I'm making them sound like dodgy dogging areas They really aren't

That is hysterical!

 

[numeniusa]

That is hysterical!

I thought it was pretty funny at the time.

And then I was slightly mortified by 'noise polluting' at nearly midnight.

And then I realised exactly what it was that I'd hit the horn with and I was back to giggling

 

[tnman03]

How goes the caravanning Numi? I've van camped in the past in old VW camper vans and such but never in a larger motorhome. Hopefully the both of you are checking off the list of places you've been wanting to visit.

You are quite correct in mentioning the hazards of sexual congress within the confines of camper vans or smaller motorhomes.

 

[numeniusa]

How goes the caravanning Numi? I've van camped in the past in old VW camper vans and such but never in a larger motorhome. Hopefully the both of you are checking off the list of places you've been wanting to visit.

You are quite correct in mentioning the hazards of sexual congress within the confines of camper vans or smaller motorhomes.

Safely home now, thank you. The house feels enormous after a week in a camper!

I really enjoyed it, the week went so fast. I loved driving it, I loved being able to move about without packing/unpacking, I'm really looking forward to doing it in NZ next year now.

We had one minor head-injury (non-sex-related), broke a cafetière, and there was a rather inelegant re-entry after a middle of the night al fresco 'comfort break', but otherwise it was great fun and really rather fabulous. And the company we'd borrowed it from didn't deduct anything from our deposit for the *ahem* coconut oil incident in the sleeping area...

The guy came in to check it all over while I was still packing up, I had to very quickly stuff my bright purple rabbit vibe in the bag before he spotted it!